y do girls keep asking me out on dates and bros keep asking me to go bar hopping on weekends?
 

shit's annoying. i just want to netcee all the time.

Wingman

i don't get it.

You don't know what a wingman is ?

...

I've played wingman, I've benefited from a superb wingman.

I don't get how posting 'Wingman' by itself relates to my post. I'm simply trolling, trying to extol that I have a life that I forgo to be dope on here. When in all reality I just don't feel like going out. I was ready for people to call me out on my OP then provide text conversations to become God. It was all a folly, lesser Metts.

The tree book was better than that sidewalk joint, if we're talking Silverstein's oeuvre.

Guess my troll went over your trolls head ... Ehh whatevs


A light in the attic was my favorite Silverstein book as a child ... But his swan song was writing Johnny Cashs " a boy named sue "

didn't know he wrote that. mostly b/c idgaf about johnny cash.

animorphs was dope. goosebumps was 2 skary for me.

I'm too aged for that shit ... I'm old enough to know Han shot first

Don't talk to me about anything that a 6 year old would like in 95 ... I don't know shit about a Pokemon goosebumps power rangers or any of that other 90s Garbo

pls don't disparage 90's kid nostalgia. im sure if it was 80's kid nostalgia you'd make a really earnest list of corny things dumb people on this board would appreciate.

it's all the same, frankie. i grew up on the golden age of nickolodeon, pokemon, and the birth of the internet. you grew up on pogs and false earnest fabricated as depth.

we should be friends. i'll trade you stoop kid and a machoke for seventy pogs and the dad from family matters. done and done.

Pogs faded too quick ... TGIF was that shit

Ill trade you one lion-o claw shield, a stay at home mom, an Indians starter jacket and the pledge of allegiance for two school shootings, equality and one of the Pete's from the adventures of Pete and Pete

Pinky swear

lol @ pogs.


the fact remains that snap bracelets should still be more popular than they are.

POGS have been making a comeback at my school. I see kids playing them all the time. I used to play pogs all the time. Pokemon was the shit though, can't front.

I sold pokemon cards like drugs. Charizard and Hitmonchan had me balling. no tears tho.

They banned them in are elementary and middle schools because of the metal skeleton that they had ... Man we had slap bracelets galore

Use to steal garbage pail kid cards from the royal farm store in like 4th grade ... We had the operation down packed

Word @oats I had pogs but never once actually played the game I just remember collecting slammmers and had an OJ Simpson one were he was behind bars ( that was still relevant so I'm showing my age of course ) .. I think that fad really only lasted less then a school year for me though

ahaha holy shit bro - you just triggered a gradeschool memory for me too there... i remember that one minute they would like give them out as prizes for selling magazines or chocolate and stuff for the school --- and then one day no one was allowed to wear them anymore

then occasionally some kid would pull one out of his pocket at like recess and we'd look at him like he was packin heat or somethin haha

strong nostalgia moment, good shit frank lol

Frank, when u were growing up how far were u from White Marsh?

10 - 15 minutes at the most mattering traffic before they put the new road in anyway ... Was prob a little closer to golden ring and maybe even east point well shit eastpoint was just down eastern ave but golden ring was right off 40 but so was white marsh idk still 10 - 15 minutes at the most

I grew up in an area on Essex called east roc/fox ridge and then moved to middlesex when I was like 13

Ahh, I see.

Got some friends in WM & Perry Hall... I love Baltimore tbh. The girls are freeeaks.

But overall, it's love whenever I go there... I'm dying to move back to Maryland. I'd even live in PA or DE.. even VA.

Anything but living here in Illinois any longer.. I fucking hate it here.

I'm in PA , I loved were I grew up it made me a stronger person, gave me that good mix of street and book smarts but I wouldn't want to raise a child their ... White marsh perry hall area isn't too bad but I've heard it's getting worse and by that I don't mean African Americans now live their ( like most Baltimoreans would mean ) I mean school shootings, vandalism etc etc

PA is a change of pace and took some getting use to but it was too easy to get in trouble in bmore esp if you know the right people ... I visit when I can, still have some life long friends whom reside in Essex/rosedale/middle river/white marsh/Dundalk/turner station areas it's only about an hour maybe hour and a half trip ...

You are dead to me.