ITT: Em Stans will quote hot Em lines from him post-2003
 

waiting....

I guess that's why they call it window pane
you'll never ketchup to the energy that I mustard
get it? calm batman?

there's too many to quote reallly

i heard better ketchup mustard lines from 2 chainz

continue

Stick my dick in a circle but I'm not fucking around, mothafucka

The whole seduction track = flames tbh

Oh, and
I came to coc block like a sqaure fuckin chicken

Full of myself but I'm still hungry

That's pre 03, not post.. rite? @ak

To ever sh-shock the world, what to do next
He's already reconciled with his ex [reversed], a chainsaw and an axe
Jump a bitch's desk, strangle her neck
While we have sex while Bill Clinton plays the sax
I sprays the vex, yeah bring Shady on back
The maniac of rap, devil baby on crack
Resurrect, I never left, baby I'm bad
I've gone mad, my comrade Dre-zy automatically
He says I'm too broke to fix, way beyond that
I may be off drugs, but it's made me off track
In fact, this right here very well could be the last rap
I ever do spit, I'll never do shit, that's that
Fuck it I quit, suck on a dick, jackass
I'm done with this wack ass rap, kiss my black ass

Lol read the title wrong fixed it

all i seen is wack corny shit tbh

is this his best lines?

ur nuts cashews if u don't recognize the hot fiya

kiss my black ass


see the wordplay?

corny as fuck and wack

still waiting...

suck my dick on the couch if u wanna cushion the blow

Dead @ the window pain line

Well played Des

thats decent

beyond could word that better, good god

Tearible but not rippable, invincible, I hung invisible
Fuckin' mistletoe, over the world and stuck my ass up under it
Now pucker up them lips and kiss it hoes, here we go
Bad and Evil, so you know how this'll go
The competition's miserable, we stomp them bitches, this is no, joke
Goin' overboard, like someone threw us off the boat, choke
Cough from all the smoke I'm tryna stay on fire
So you know if I hate fuckin' water-sprinklers I don't love the hose
Someone let the cat out the bag, now it's time to stuff his face
Back in that bitch, smother that little mothafucka 'til it suffocates
Who? You! Had long enough of a wait
Why are they tryin' to be so secretive bad and evil is reunited hey!
Came back to annihilate the game's in dire straights,
As I await, word of Satan as I drop,
Fall to my knees before this Ouija board,
And I pray, now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I'm sleepin' now imagine if I awake
I'm champ bitch, I'll never taste the canvas
Could never be no damn wuss or pussy, never mooshy, so you can't squoosh
No way near toosh in fact if I jump out a bush
These sneak attack's the only way I say I ambush
Outlandish these words are weapons that I brandish
Standoffish the hoes, keep your hands off this
Can't top it, so what the fuck would I sugarcoat it for?
Law, fuck protocol, I'd holla at this ho, but now my throat is sore

Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

lmao