West: 4. UserName vs 5. Prowess
 

Username




your washed up chase; n' now you wont just fail, your bombing
cuz 'Improvements' all ya got... when your Johnathan Taylor Thomas
hes biting me still... n his habits ensure than ill fight him at will
he aint got moles... Hes got KGB agents...with a license to kill
ill go to ya funeral for ya mother; and be there just to pimp her
cuz the only highlight of you showing...is your hair in the picture
i pound kid domes, and please believe that ill clown this gnome
who looks like Brendan Frasiers stunt double...with down syndrome
im rippin a pretty boy... and im set to mess up your face whore
cuz if im fat...then ill crush your dreams, n step on ya skate board
this brawl is the latest...of bitch textcees that fall to the greatest
your verse'll never take the cake... me n ya mother already ate it
wanna know why we tease you?.. Answer just blame yourself
for not having eyelashes...but rockin EyeWhipsChainsAndBelts
your verse'll be fat jokes... wow... why the fuck do you rap clown?
and then act hard, when theirs pictures of men in your background
that was kind of harsh i admit... but thats just my vanity, mister
i actually apologize for makin fun of ya group homes family picture
it belongs there... ya skills missin tho, n im packin heat to find it
cuz hes whittled away so much... he made the mantle piece behind him
Aloe told me of your travels; your bow and the horror it brings
even Elven Leader is scared of the archer from Lord Of The Rings
im scoping with chrome... packin heat to put a hole in ya dome..
when you look like a reject cast member from a Nickleodeon show
why are we scared of ya shit... just cuz we aint there when ya spit?
naw, we just dont wanna grow on you...kinda like the hair on ya lip
i dont care if you got an advantage with voters...ill hurt who ya reppin
while your runnin away...i step to the plate and start workin on seconds
your getting CRUSHED...fuck a weight limit...dont pursue if its lengthy
just lookit the brackets and tell...a fat mans above YOU in the rankings
your not the worst ive beaten, chase...trust that i've torn lesser
dont blame yaself for clogging heads, take it up with ya pore cleanser



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Prowess


Username has a confession to make, B Rabbit style...

My name IS Username, my whole FAMILY has fat asses
I DO have titties, red hair and black glasses
My Stomach DOES consist of ice cream and lots of cake
I DO add sugar to my Frosted Flakes
I've never EVER been running or healthy
And when my shirt's off it DOES look like my stomach is melting

Great, now on to the Prowess part...

Your coach is the strongest man in the world, I'm not doubtin' it, hey...
I saw him bench 1,000 pounds...when he took you out of the game
Step to me and get wrecked, there's no way to smother this
'Cuz I'll uppercut your chin, and then I'll uppercut the other six
I bet you bleed gravy chump, and your waist shows I'm right
So when I slit your wrists, it's 'cuz my mashed potatoes are dry
Now look at your clothes, and just how it affects rhymes
Karl Kani? Nah, Karl Kani get a shirt that fuckin' fits him next time
Try to get in your good graces, with this pen that I write with
So I'll give User a drum roll, but just as a side dish
I got a quick question, about the mop on your face kid
Did your hair dye drip? Or was the door being painted
Look at those TITTIES pal, even your shirt is feeling sick
'Cuz if you moved that logo to the right, you'd be breast feeding it
User thinks he's missing some body parts, some spaces are vacant
Really his adams apple and dick just took a permanent vacation
Not that I blame them, compared to whales you have the bigger weight
Stomach's so big your happy trail's more of an interstate
When you look down in the shower there's nothing, don't talk wrong
When I look down I see two feet, plus the feet that I walk on
Get stomped on then mopped off, it's these fists you'll get socked with
Got so many Butterfingers Bart Simpson's security for your pockets
Sif's your partner at LW? You guys friends? I got another hint
I think you're just using his knives to spread some butter with
But at least you're smarter than him, even when I pound your head Use'
You can even spell Schwarzenegger...with one bite of alphabet soup

Siddown.