What is the craziest/weirdest thing you've done to pick up women?
 

Title says it all.

But yeah, I've just come back from the club (still hella drunk, so excuse spelling mistakes). And well, they had a whole load of flyers ffrom the local gym just lying around there. So naturally, I picked them all up and approached every girl I came acroos on some gym trainer shit. idk shit about that gym, i go to a different one myself. but i made a lotta stuff up (li9ke all their prices and conditions, what kinda specials u get as a student etc) and convinced all of them i actually worked there.
shit got me a tonof numbers and shit.

what've u done?

walked up to a random chick I'd never met before, pulled my dick out, gave her the slant eye debonair look an asked her, "what if I told u I'd let u suck this for free, one-time offer?"

best pick-up strategy EVER...

try to listen to them

worse decision ever

Rape

helicopter

I lol'ed

I lifted with my back instead of my legs

hahahaha...

Thefuuuuuck

I don't know. I say some dumb shit though, they either laugh or get ignorant. Laugh means you got it pretty much.