My beard hurts
 

I never grow one

Got a goatee going now & shit is painful

Fuck that, I shaved it off

Shit was too itchy

Now I kinda miss it

My job doesn't let me keep my beard

:(

Wendy's has that strict no beard policy?

Aha what U do for work meth

Please keep us updated.

We're on pins and needles.

I had this nice beard going a few weeks ago but had to cut it off for work

I'm still so fucking pissed off fuck, I'm going to run away

I feel like I've murdered my firstborn, Cake

Help me

Uh.

fucking shave it off?

Why are you posting about this? For attention? If so, you'd lose in the beard rankings here.

You're not that interesting, bro. If you like being bearded, go for it. If you don't', shave.

Fuck are you saying?

You're so confusing

I can't keep doing this w/ you

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ATTENTION IS CORRECT

you gotta wait a few days to get out of the itchy/wtf is on my face zone

its like pubes on your face basically

if you shave your pubes off when they come back in its gonna be an itchy mess dawg

but once the bush is in full effect its glorious

no homo pause

Nah bro lol this is true...
I've had my beard long enough when I shave it I just shave it down to a one...

Beards for the win.