SO IM WATCHIN JUMANJI THE OTHER DAY, u know...the kirstin dunst movie?
 

Yea that one

An so

I says to myself i says

If everything that happened during the game was resurrected an time basically reset to when they forst started playin when a player completes the game, then if u die during the game are u still dead if one of the other 3 players gets jumanji an completes the game? Or....what if all 4 players die....does the game just end an time reset like as tho u won? I mean.....its still technically a game.....losing should be a possibility also....wothoit dying

Also

I decided that i would make a movie aboit allen parishes 20 some years in the jungle from the 60's to present day an we could see how he survived an him an the hunter would have their rivalry depicted as well

And yo

But

Allen handcuffs the black cop to the car

He then throws the car keys into the woods

He then immediately gets into the car and turns the key to the car

Unless he three the handcuff keys into the woods? But that seems stupid

All in all

Robin williams is a hack

Why is it stupid that he threw the handcuff keys into the jungle, if the sole purpose of that was to keep the cop from unhandcuffing himself?

Robin Williams is not a hack, Bags.

TL;DR

all i read was the thread title

wtf at "the kirsten dunst movie"

was she even in it? don't answer that. its the robin williams/david alan grier movie bro. cmonson. this is a classic. dont ever downplay it by not mentioning da gods and then mentioning some flat butted slore

Yes she was in it, she was like 11

Robin Williams is by far not a hack.

Comedic genius tbh.

I shouldnt have trolled woth that closing statement and the thread title

Because i legitimately made a serious inquiry in the first paragraph

Can every1 please read it an then answer my question about the rules of jumanji? Thnx bros

i think your movie idea would be awesome.

i dunno about the car keys tho.

What about if u die in the game?

i havent seen it in a longgg time. but im guessing if you die in the game your dead?

didnt he like disappear forever and just showed up one day?

im bout to break out the vhs yoooo

bring me a plate of freaking sushi, which would normally be wrong. but i need more to feed upon than your poor korean mom, i woke up to her pleasuring me orally at dawn, opened both my eyes and shouted goood mooooorrnnnniiiingggg viiiieeetnaaaam.

long story short, thats a good film.

At then end he comes back as a kid doesn't he?
Then I suppose he would have to come back to life if he died.
But that leaves the game open to heaps of paradoxes.

@ rothschild....DFD vs The Saurus ???

Bags ur grammar and punctuation is disturbing as of late

Yaddamean?


An yo

Uh oh

"In the jungle u must wait, till the dice read 5 or 8"

Then nobody played the game till 26 yrs later an then finally the kid rolled a 5 an freed duke from the jungle