Knob Creek
 

I'm destroyed.

Discuss.

I once left an unopened bottle of Knob Creek in the back seat of my car on a hot day, and it tipped over and the wax melted and about half the bourbon spilled onto my seat, quickly absorbed by the cushions. I was sad. My car stank of bourbon for three weeks, which was delicious.

Interesting.

that rye version is good but regular is better imo

EXPENSIVE

I've turned alcoholic lately, and buy pints 3 or 4 times a week and kill them that night. Usually Jack or Jameson. Since it's the weekend and I'm flush I went with Knob Creek. And yeah, it's a step up. Both in price and drunkenness.

Did you like my collab idea?

Ohh to be young and blackout drunk again. ... only difference is I would be trying to have terrible drunken sex with some trashy undeserving bitch whom id prob refer to as a dick deposit ... I'd have a littering fine for throwing my dignity out of the window then swiftly wake up in the am start getting dressed like I had to work and send ol skee bag on her way so I could wash my twig snd berries with hand sanitizer and pass back out

I prefer my alcoholism to be isolated and introspective, Frank.

To each his own.

@Certain

I vaguely remember it being based on Neighborhoods by Arcade Fire? It got lost in mind due being a reckless drunk and sifting through my notifications and thinking that's quite lofty. Let me reread the message.

I am drunker than your right now. is drunker a word?

im bout to face this pint of paul masson.

GREAT bang for the buck as I homelessly type this due to free mcdonalds wifi

NYC your feed in that open mic about the parents was eerily correct. I feel standard now.

lmfao, this girl showed me some weird psychology shit on facebook a while back...broke down the parenting types and its effects into 4 types with sub divisions for each type. I found it eerily correct then too.

I still think if I allotted my time correctly I would be the WCL Champ. I think you know that, too.

You drink alcohol

You aren't natural

lol