enchiladas n vodka
 

my hangover is going to be dispelled via gastro intestinal fumigation. If I farted in a breathalyzer 10 minutes from now I'd be deported b

almost got into a fight with an old Asian man who was missing patches of hair this evening. My nigga said, "yo, don't fight that nigga, he prolly knows kung fu" and I was like, "my nigga, I'm not fucking with dude, he got it, you see his hair son? dude got into a fight with a fire breathing dragon and lived"

And not a single fuck to be given in all the lands

false flag

had to get up and go to church this morning, a nigga sinned a great deal lastnight