Diss Champ Cypher -ALLEN KNIGHT WINS-
 

Alright, this is it. You guys know the drill. Diss the textcee above you and try to come as dope as possible. After 2 weeks we will get votes and crown the first ever AOB BA Diss Champ.

Ya bitch fat, not elegant I can smell her scent
Fuckin hers like watching nat. Geo with the bird on an elephant

Ayo, im about to win. get the razors edge then count the pin
last time we SEEN a dope 'bey punch?
...........it was beyonds and everyone can vouch but him

Listen cuz im tight, throw a left but metts on a mission wit the rights
..add this L to obeys name n he just another crab addition to the site

He's Mett with the 40. I use it to maim my rivals.
He aint Cal, you need at least ONE hit to claim that title.

Dude's romantic life is bleak because he is scared of women
Or maybe he likes them ugloids cuz his avatar shows there's a gremlin

A fuckin gremlin tho? Get from under your rock, you geek
That's Gengar daboss, aka throw energy and get KNOCKED TO SLEEP

Pokemon aight, but dawg you need a life
Bleak ghost type fa sho, this geek's punches don't affect us normal types

Yea I'm different, Ya girl liked it, and I sexed that skeezer.
But, bro. you forget that your attacks don't affect me either.
You're boring. I haymaker and you throw hits that aint hurtin.
While I knock em into dreamland, u use hypnosis in your verses.

u neva win shit u faggot, idk who said u were ill bitch
last time u had a shot at winning...was a carnival game an u still missed
ur the most UNFUNNY person here, i hope u die today
its ironic ur bars are just as wack & corny as the jokes u try too say

Ya wifey's a slut.. I gave that bitch the dick & she started to love it
If you hear ya girl shoutin Oblique, it's 'cause my cock's up in that part of her stomach

ur shit aint flawless n nice beg for u life, im on point wit the work sending
they call me mr. perfect, while ur careers rotting in the ground wit curt henning

My pen game fierce.. everything I EVER do's a gully move
Ya format's basic & it's easy to fold out Allen keys when you've never used a multi, tool

Bitches regret clickin the thread after I'm twistin their neck
Cause you fags are going backin forth worse than missing a bet

neigh get real u just flip old shit over & over, those rhymes are worthless
bars filled wit some many over used old nameplays g0w should just archive ur verses

& Joe metts you ain't got dope text
You get no sex cause ya body odour smells like toe sweat

I'll put so many red dots on ya face, it'd boost Proactiv sales
You're a fuckin homo.. everyone knows the first rule of Obey's "don't ask, don't tell"

This pedos been found my knifes carvin ya throat
Scar it forsho, cuz kids been gripping AK without bein in Somalia though

Twin Glocks on my side & they're cuttin ya body up
'Cause my idea of bein dressed to the Nines is viewin your coffin in a custom Versace tux

This dummy losing quick he just wants to chew a dick
I wont screw his chick cus neighbors also have a you in it