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Mael 09-15-2013 11:43 PM

Text battling is the laziest form of battling in existence
 
I can't think of any form of battling that requires less physical application. And although I'm guilty of it, an extension just takes the piss.

10 lines, due next week?

Certain 09-15-2013 11:51 PM

Let's go 240 lines, due tonight, complete with video proof that you were on a treadmill and/or elliptical while writing your verse. Let's make text battling less lazy.

Mael 09-15-2013 11:56 PM

Counter-deal; 24 lines, jogging on the spot while writing your verse, due in 1-10 days.

Fig 09-15-2013 11:59 PM

Thumb battle

Mael 09-16-2013 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig (Post 152751)
Thumb battle

But that's in real time, instant 1 on 1 action which requires an opposing physical force (opponent's thumb). Replace the real time with a week and opponents thumb with a keyboard. You get text battling.

Fig 09-16-2013 12:18 AM

It's kinda like a ufc fight too, except ufc fighters get a month to prepare, and the opposing force is the other fighter

Certain 09-16-2013 12:20 AM

Let's go 36 lines, hopping on your left leg while masturbating stalefish with your right hand and typing with your left hand.

Be the person who changed text battling forever.

Fig 09-16-2013 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 152757)
Let's go 36 lines, hopping on your left leg while masturbating stalefish with your right hand and typing with your left hand.

Be the person who changed text battling forever.

Make it a pink slip, then it'll matter

Certain 09-16-2013 12:27 AM

It's text battling. It always matters.

Mael 09-16-2013 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig
It's kinda like a ufc fight too, except ufc fighters get a month to prepare, and the opposing force is the other fighter

lol @ comparing UFC to thumb wars. Bro, I would destroy you in a thumb battle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain
Let's go 36 lines, hopping on your left leg while masturbating stalefish with your right hand and typing with your left hand.

Oh, hell naw. You did NOT just say 36 lines. Nigga, are you outta your goddamn mind?

namesake 09-16-2013 08:06 AM

one line, due on the 25/12/2014?

dull boy 09-16-2013 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mael (Post 152899)
I would destroy you in a thumb battle.



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