I just wanna let u guys know that I have the most text battle wins on the Internet ever
 

This is a fact!

Thats...kind of sad.


Congrats?

I think I have the most HOF OMs ever.

This may or may not be a fact!

I think it is tho.

U have the most posts without any verses ever

Yea so ure sad

Why do u come here again?

Congrats I guess

YEAH WELL MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD :(

My dad died when I was a child.

Zombie Dad > all your dads.

Lol witty..

Gone@zombiedad.

witty very witty

Can't say I really laugh at loud a lot but this made me laugh out loud.. hats off to you kind sir


except my dad goes by Tallahassee and hunts for twinkies in a post apocalyptic zombie ridden world ...

Love for golden sponge cake with creamy filling > zombie dad

I might have more

We need facts that can't be presented ... too many archives and sites lost forever


But I don't doubt you ... you've been battling cats since cave paintings were an acceptable alternative to communication ... your warrior stick figure with spear trumped that elephant though, shit was legit, flow was seamless and most of your lines were straight ... good stuff homie

Lmao

Y'all da gawds

I think I've fucked more married women thhan anyone on the internet.
Get wit me nukkas

I was a rascal back in the day... I just hope karma is just a weekend stripper at Sherries show bar trying to save money for cosmetology courses and not some spiteful bitch