Fat-Person Public Service Announcement
 

Outback now has unlimited shrimp. I just saw the commercial during Georgia-South Carolina.

I don't like Outback that much because it just seems like the type of place where you get food poisoning. But I could eat at least 40 shrimp.

I'm about to put Australia out of business.

40? Pussy!

You're right. I ould throw down 70 if that's all I ate.

I have no idea how many shrimp I could down.

Prob a few. Lol.

Rip shrimp.