Netcees - Twin Tourney Regular Division Round 1: Regulator vs Lil Shrimp

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Twin Tourney Regular Division Round 1: Regulator vs Lil Shrimp - OPEN FOR VOTES!

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Welcome to the Twin Tourney - Regular Division!

We have eight competitors with their eye on the semi-finals round. Only four will progress. Do you have what it takes to survive?

Due Dates:

Verses this week are due Friday and will be open until Monday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours

Line limits: minimum 8, maximum 12

@Regulator

Lil Shrimp profile

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Lil Shrimp hails from Marseille, France, where his passion for seafood and street culture collide. Standing at just 5’2”, he’s heard every short joke imaginable but always delivers clever comebacks with a French flair. When he’s not dominating rap battles, he’s cooking up bouillabaisse and cycling along the Mediterranean coast. Known for his cheeky humor and sharp wit, Lil Shrimp blends smooth wordplay with a touch of French pride.

Fuck a lil shrimp you better bring the rest of the plate.
If you say you got a stamp of approval that’s something we can check at the gate
Fuck gunplay what I got to do to prove I’m serious fucker
If this battle one sided prefer if it’s the side of the gun that has the serial number
Sure, I speak in metaphors cuz your ai with out the cross over.
And whoever iverson get knocked over, the ankle breaks never favor the victim
I can post spur of the moment for yall even getting your shit in on time is labor intensive
I can whip dudes with the flow
Ur girl a horrible stripper not enough diddy oil on the planet for me to like how this bitch moves on the poll
Since you like sea food I’ll show you where the ocean is, you’ll pay the price.
Except you don’t like to get ur feet wet last cat fish u encountered was on a dating site

Lil Shrimp’s verse

Yo, it’s Lil Shrimp, I’m the king of finesse,
Regulator’s just a tenant—I own this address.
Eviction? C’est drôle, you’re barely a threat,
Your bars are unpaid—I’m collecting the debt.
I’m five-star dining, you’re drive-thru fries,
Your flow’s weak sauce, mine’s crème brûlée vibes.
Call me Gambit, I’m stacking explosive cards,
You’re just Rogue, stealing lines but falling hard.
Your rhymes are evicted, I’m keeping the lease,
And like Ratatouille, I’m cooking with ease.
Pop off like champagne, you’re flat like Perrier,
Lil Shrimp’s gourmet, you’re yesterday’s tray.

@sral “open for votes” this one pls?

Do you got discord @Dominate in case something Happens

Quote:

Originally Posted by Regulator (Post 847745)

Fuck a lil shrimp you better bring the rest of the plate.
If you say you got a stamp of approval that’s something we can check at the gate
Ok opener not much of a punch
Fuck gunplay what I got to do to prove I’m serious fucker
If this battle one sided prefer if it’s the side of the gun that has the serial number
you said fuck gunplay and then used a gun bar, punchline is good but had to read it a couple times to really get it. You’re saying the one sided battle is on the side of the serial number, that means it’s closer to you and you’re on that side of the battle? Thats cool I guess kinda confusing
Sure, I speak in metaphors cuz your ai with out the cross over.
And whoever iverson get knocked over, the ankle breaks never favor the victim
I can post spur of the moment for yall even getting your shit in on time is labor intensive
No… is there a line missing here?
I can whip dudes with the flow
Ur girl a horrible stripper not enough diddy oil on the planet for me to like how this bitch moves on the poll
wow a pole/poll line
Since you like sea food I’ll show you where the ocean is, you’ll pay the price.
Except you don’t like to get ur feet wet last cat fish u encountered was on a dating site
sigh…

Idk, Reg didn’t use any name plays or personal against his opponent, came with a lot of play punches and wordplays, and was kind of confusing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominate (Post 847765)

v/ Regulator

Regulator verse had heavy hitters
He did a good job attacking Shrimp
Shrimp verse isn't bad it was fun entertaining
I felt like Reg verse strong enough for the win

Vote-Reg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Regulator (Post 847745)

Fuck a lil shrimp you better bring the rest of the plate.
If you say you got a stamp of approval that’s something we can check at the gate
Ehh.. stamp of approval is an okay idea to play off. But "check at the gate" isn't much of a punch to flip it with
Fuck gunplay what I got to do to prove I’m serious fucker
If this battle one sided prefer if it’s the side of the gun that has the serial number
Nah this is kinda confused.
Sure, I speak in metaphors cuz your ai with out the cross over.
And whoever iverson get knocked over, the ankle breaks never favor the victim
I can post spur of the moment for yall even getting your shit in on time is labor intensive
I think there's a sports team reference in there (spurs?) but I'm not gonna look it up bc obv I'm voting for you anyway
I can whip dudes with the flow
Ur girl a horrible stripper not enough diddy oil on the planet for me to like how this bitch moves on the poll
OK! Decent recent event flip
Since you like sea food I’ll show you where the ocean is, you’ll pay the price.
Except you don’t like to get ur feet wet last cat fish u encountered was on a dating site
Decent again. Like how you flipped something from the profile here

I’m five-star dining, you’re drive-thru fries,
Your flow’s weak sauce, mine’s crème brûlée vibes.

^ this was almost good from the AI. If it'd put something that's a fancy sauce instead of creme brulee this would be actually kinda okay

V/ Reg

I'm giving this to the AI

Regulator had some backpedals that were weird - said fuck gunplay then did a gun bar, said dude had a girl then said he got cat fished on a dating site. maybe I'm missing something, and I do understand these regular battles are meant to be like... personal attacks but, it just didn't land cohesively for me.

Shrimpy at least maintained a solid cohesiveness and felt like several solid lines compared to misses.

you can have a girl and still get cat fished on a dating site LOL.

Quote:

Originally Posted by symetrik (Post 848196)

I'm giving this to the AI

lmaoooo me too

Gotta say, I’m surprised—Lil Shrimp was actually decent. The X-Men reference was a nice touch, and the Ratatouille line was another cool pop culture drop. Didn’t see those coming.

That said, Reg had the better flow, plus his bars were way more brutal and clever.

Flawless victory.

Vote: Reg

P.S. That Iverson bar was my favorite.

Reg for no other reason than fuck AI til I die.