Happy Birthday Witty
 

My old Irish friend

happy birthday you sack of shit!

Happy Birthday!

Have a good one! Hope you got fucked up and celebrated your presence on earth for this long and made the fox proud

Happy day of birth faggot

Happy birthday, it only gets worse so enjoy ;)

Sorry I'm late, thank you brother.

Hope it's my last.

The Fox does not concern himself with matters as trivial as birthdays.

I have no idea of his feelings toward me, nor would I ever ask.

He is not a tame Fox.

The God.

Here's to annexing England.

Many people dream of a United Ireland but they don't understand that England have ended up in an amazingly terrible situation.

They hand us money and we give them absolutely fuck all back. Nothing. They do not benefit at all from us being a member of the United Kingdom but they can never admit that.

It's beautiful.

HEY I CAN STILL READ

Sorry.

In the words of Tommy Tiernan

"I don't hate the English, I just like to see them lose in things like football...and war."

How is this not hatred?

On the contrary how is it hatred?

Can't believe Witty's still alive

Happy late birthday

I did a little thing called a joke.

See, I initially implied I had no hard feelings and then I contradicted that implication by wishing death upon them.

It's funny because I said I don't hate them but clearly I really do.

It's a Tommy Tiernan joke. I didn't write it. If you don't like it go fucking cry to him.

Because of the implication…

Fuck an implication, I'm incomplacent
Got a pistol aimed that'll split the brain of a shingles patient
You should stick to feigning, cuz if I pop you will cower
You'll get caught in a shower but it isn't rainin'

Yeah, sorry about that.

I'm working on it.