I hate when that, you have to shit feeling hits you with no warning
 

Heart beating like the 90s miami bass scene, sweat glands open up so much fema bout to cut you a check, u Gotta tighten those ass cheeks like the squirrel master got out on parole and nasty nate behind you in the shower, you got to call a quick audible and plan your attack cautiously making it to the stairs strategically taking each step with precision so the air tight seal doesn't break releasing whatever vile bowel creature is trying so ever hard to escape .. then when you make it to the toilet its like trying to jump in during double dutch at recess .. one mistake, you trip up and look foolish... slowly counting in your head waiting for that perfect opp to drop trou and in one fluid motion land perfectly on the toilet seat while evacuating excrement that resembles a golgothan so much Kevin smith considered suing for copyright infringement ...


And this is how I just spent my time on the toilet .... your welcome

How many topics do you make a day.

Enough to garner responses and try to keep conversations going

Activity is key isn't it


Seems as if you may have some sort of weird personal vendetta against me or some odd maybe homoerotic fantasy .... idk your the self proclaimed smug asshole you tell me

Frank I'm happy your back.

You seem to be as well.

You are welcome.

Strong armchair psychologist.

idk. I guess I just find your boarding style annoying. You're like the run of the mill, simple minded type of person who has this idea in their head that anything they say is interesting. I hate that about America.

Well I'm def not simple minded, very much the opposite... and I dont expect any or everything I say to intrigue others but it seems to more then not so I must be saying something right

And I'm not an armchair psychologist I actually work in the field, I dont make false claims or put on some act for boarding purposes, I am who I am ... online, offline I'm the same person

The thing that gets you is that I'm not a gimmick, I'm not a google searching factoid dropper... I'm not some guy who claims he's smug or a gangster, I'm real and real might be new to you... I speak on what I know and say whats on my mind and stand by what I believe in

Either get use to it or put me on ignore ... those are your two viable options

lmao

You are a proud black woman who don't need no man.

Look, I do think you're simple minded. Through your opinions and the way you express them. Correction; stupid.

You may be "real" but I'd say a lot of people are on here. Sure there's trolls. And people fabricate some things I'm sure. But most regulars aren't making personalities out of whole cloth. So that's like bragging about breathing. Good for you. You're real. Really boring and asinine, but real. You're definitely not a gimmick. You're just simple.

I'm used to it. Ignoring people is for plebs.

Your entitled to your own opinions ...

But assuming someone is simple minded .. correction stupid (which is a synonym for simple minded so you should of just stuck with your original insult, saying the same thing twice shows a lack in good sense but we will touch on that later ) without really knowing them could show a huge lack in judgment which in turn by definition ( along with lack of good sense ) would make you the simple minded one ...


Now I don't think your a simple minded individual at all , credulous would be a better word

My only issue with you has been racial comments other then that I have not a single issue ..

I prefer my judgement with an E, thanks.

Yeah, they mean the same thing. But if you weren't so stupid you'd understand there was a difference in use. Simple minded has a condescending niceness to it. Stupid is a brash insult. It's cool, you're simple minded. Or stupid. I forgot which, they both mean the same. I think you're a dumb-dumb.

Your issues with me are equal to a speck of dust lofted in the middle of space. That means they're ignorant. Or insignificant. Those mean the same thing, right? I think they do. I'm sure your unintelligent response will be unimportant enough to tell me.

Dude we couldn't even agree to disagree ... this is a waste of time its like the pot calling the kettle black and the kettle arguing it has a matte finish...

Stupid is not a brash insult, Stupid is ones opinion of another in this sense ... your ever growing hate towards me is concerning but I really don't even care what its about, it can't be because I made fun of your bucky larson haircut your too old and mature to care about insults ... I digress

What I propose is you walk on the left side of the street ill stay to the right , we can both hold are chins up high thinking we are correct and that's that ... good day

Its all love I think you're a good guy pal

althought a true and accurate statement, my Psyce-sense detects a wee bit of projection as well....

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come now, really?

Take your 2 cents back, we've already been back and forth many times proving your mind was inferior ... save the psychobabble for your sheep

So I secretly think I'm a simple minded person who thinks anything he has to say is relevant and I'm projecting that onto metts?

I have a lot of flaws. But I'm self aware enough to know those probably don't hold much truth.

yes. deep down you know. thank you. cuppa?

cmon man, you do make stupid posts, just own it. or get a twitter.

See now that you said that last statement with words he will portray as doubt he will try to pick you apart

Just ignore and he will eventually go away ...

and cake....I meant deep down you know that your thougths are inferior, due to your fool status. The universe chides with you on a molecular level that your defense mechanisms/ego boundaries refuse to let through.