Week 1: Zuo vs. Cereal - ZUO WINS
 

Rules

You know the drill.

Due Dates:
Verses this week are due Friday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours


Line Limit:
Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ


@Cereal

check check

Check, let’s do 8-10

dust of the typecast aite, atlas nutten but ass
hashish for this bastard til his babe loos like diaper rash
im hypermanic and hyper fast.. dash dash dah
fuck this gimmic i could nuke him with a limerick -
call me the bash brother of thrashing
the princess soo peachy if you eat me you are bashful
tactful sinafile limp wrist faggot - if i was cami yall be saggot
no maggot no abo-digits-nulled just a knuckle duster
vs a knuckle rubber all clit for this blood clock a has been once of mother ofa sucker sup punk
its punkie brewster you choose bra
il blow up your blu-tooth just to watch-star,wars sure god of ahem
ill spit in your mouth missie just to see if yall kiss me while pissssssing/the bed
the end
..
mic drop

He’s the gayest of all em, if it’s a girl then it’s torture..
Fuck pussy, the D is always coming after C like alphabetical order
Get hit n get popped. Lettin it rip at an opp
Makes sense his names Cereal.. he’s gettin bagged n then boxed
He’s a fagit, he’s a furry
One punch will leave u like a Sasquatch sighting.. vision blurry
He was never a leader, someone I’d never follow
Pedophile.. leaves a mess at the table then kids swallow
Not a threat, you couldn’t ever harm me
Leave a piece of ur mind scattered across the site like Pharaohs Army
This is my biggest regret, should’ve battled someone better
I’m leaving dummy on paper like a random letter

Wasn’t so much fond of Cereals. Some of this was just down right silly.
Bagged and boxed, pharoahs army punches were cool from Zelph

V. Zelph

lmao Cereal’s verse read like a box of Alphabites being poured out on the floor at random. He probably eats his with a spork. Milk falling through the gaps and splashing onto the velcro strap of his protective helmet, drool down his chin reflecting back his own retardism and inability to form a coherent sentence at 36 years old.

Vote - Zuo

Vote - zuo, I tried to quote something in cereal verse but … yeah

Cereal had nothing here. Wild for some one who spends all day on these sites and can’t formulate a fucking punch


Read zelphs first bar


He’s the gayest of all em, if it’s a girl then it’s torture..
Fuck pussy, the D is always coming after C like alphabetical order

Enough to win

V/Zelph