We took a VOW
 

I thought you loved me
.
.
.
.
I found you impaled on the biggest mushroom tip I ever seen
How did it even fit? Thanksgiving trick turned into thanksgiving peen
I DIDNT EVEN SPEND IT WITH YOU
I’m here in California eating possum fillets and boxed Turkey
You’re in Austria right now cause you wanted to Merk me
Knew it would hurt me, jump on a dick do a burpee
You showed me the lingerie you wore tn like I was worthy
Sickest part is I’ve came 3 times in 24 hours without touching myself
Each time I was picturing you getting creampied


I’m flicking dicks… I’m flicking dicks I’m flicking dicks
I stare at mine in comparison to the one you texted me
Red rocket Matt Bonner how the fuck did you meet him
He wouldn’t even sign my rookie card you fuckin ho
Michael Vick dead dogs lined up in hell awaiting your arrival
Devil invited me but I kindly declined
I should have stayed my ass in Colombia doing coke and fuckin hookers
Best 9 days I’ve had in years and I still managed to text you saying I wasn’t cheating
You thought I was on the bus tour of the nearest mountain
I was 4.9 inches deep inside Lylibeths bloody vagina
I bought her fuckin $150 worth of H&M and for what?
I didn’t know she was bleeding, but I smelled that shit
I fought off 63 dogs on a single avenue just to tap it first
I caught her rolling her eyes as I mounter her, bored
She was fuckin bored of me and I had just put it in
This is why I knew you were cheating on me Zuzan
When you have a fuckin period, people smell that shit
Why fuck me when you can fuck airbud
He’s not even packing
Whatever I can’t take this anymore
I’m in a dark place