Opening a Bank
 

What bank should I run with? I wanna do offshore but that seems time consuming.

just give me your routing # and aba for your existing account and ill get you all set up

i got firstmerit

its some HO SHIT

get one that won't let you overdraft. like it will reject your shit if you dont got enough

mine wont and to set up overdraft protection i gotta pay some stupid fee i was like NAH IM GOOD

but word if i think i got XXX amount in there and i buy shit. next thing i know im like -159.24 because i went over by a penny and get a 35 dollar charge every day im in the negative on top of the 35 dollar initial charge

Lol I'm right there w u @uh-oh

but I also stole mad doe from banks via the b of a atm scam

so it kinda equals of out

n I can't get mad

I just switched from bank of america to td banks. there much better i also have wachovia and a regions account. I prefer regions the most ther customer support is g, there branch people is cool as fuck ..i dont really care bout over draft or atm fees so I dont even read nor find out what they charge. still a dope bank

Fucking stupid fucking rawn.

Any minute tiny fucking pinhole of an oppurtunity given to this faggit is immediately abused and instantly turned into a dirtbag brag session of lies that no1 would want to have really done in the first place......let alone lie about it. Human cancer. Fucking stupid fuck. Wed be hanging out...not directly....ud be sum piece of shit that happened to be ratting it up by the pool tables...not even playing.....just giving every single person that shoots tips on what shot to take what angle to hit the ball at.....then ud go off on sum tangent aboit how u used to be the grand wizard kf pool championing in 97....but u had to give it up after u invented ur medical shrink ray that would be used to insert drs into patients bodies for more intricate surgical procedures and places medically impossible to engage at normal size. During the opening day presentation in front of all the worlds most reknownd drs.... russel crowe from a beautiful mind....patch adams....dr doom. John arbuckle.... and godzilla. The shrink ray went HAYWIRE skimming ever so slightly over his hands....NOOOOOOOO!!!! he was forced to quit the pool klux klan. By this time in the story rawn has a raging boner. Hes really impressed himself with how much every1 is interested in his life. But rawnold gump never got to tell that story on that fateful night. Becaise if i ever saw this punkin headed fat face top heavy weird lookin scrawny fantasy liven reality ridden piece of human medical waste id punch him in the head 100 times until i punched thru his punkin shell and candy corn exploded all over the bar. Amd i fucking hate candy corn. Fuck u halloween.

Tldr but pool ain't my game

Whent with wells fargo, they go the ATM scanning shit so I might be able to fux with some scams idk though seems easy to trace lol

I got a 100 dollars for signing up so what the hell.

lmao@rawnold gump


RUN RAWN RUN

Life advice: Don't try to rob your own bank.

Lol I've done it

td bank n b of a

multiple times

if u Goin rob ur bank make sure u have a n acct at another bank prior to bc u won't b able to open a new one for a min

but instant debit card n starter checks = easy money @Aesthetic

but wells Fargo don't play that sht

I got Wachovia for like a few gs when wells Fargo bought em they hit me w chexsystems

I sweet talked the bank mgr before the physical Coup and bc she was also losing her job I got away w it, but wells Fargo mean af and they kill u on that overdrafttip

rawn saying he robbed banks

gow aiding and abetting a felony itt

Lol not physically @gow

thru the atm

@Rawn M.D., have you ever disposed of the corpse of a world leader you just murdered for beating you in a game of Chinese checkers while eating chili Fritos (the old style before they started putting the chili-flavored dust on them, back when you had to actually make some chili and throw some cheese and maybe a diced onion if you want to get fancy on that shit)? If so, please private message me.

Can't say that I have

Dying

off-shore banking looks great on paper, but you can't spend it.


based on what i understand of them, they are safe havens for the whole "not getting properly taxed," thing, but all the huge businesses are trying to make it so that they can actually have access to that money. if you can't do shit with the money, why have it?

I just peeped your soundcloud...

I love you