Aero vs Fracture - OPEN FOR VOTES
Netcees SOL Season II @Aero @FractureWeek 5 Due Thursday, July 28th at Midnight PST Minimum: 8 Lines Maximum: 12 Lines 24hr ext given on request NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You MUST check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls |
We could been superstars
Remember we was jacking cars Now it's not safe for youuuu |
@Fracture I need a check-in and how many are we going?
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U admire Dom like a cuck runt
How u hype an aussie teacher w/ gun puns, u dumb cunt, his country uses more gun control than Duck Hunt Kind of seems like this homies goat is just a phony ho While the way i put a barrel to this clown forensics will know its not my first rodeo U needed Dom because u were too dumb to drop heat Ur use to being carried, but its usually from a TGIF when u forget what cup u cosby’d Aeros only dope at certain times,all filler between the pearls he writes Ur best work has readers in a waiting period that would ruin a hooter girl for life W/ a fem like build, black chicks cant even pretend ur real & somehow u have even less luck with white women than emmet till His toxic trait is hes four foot eight. & At least a quarter gay no Growth Spurt ever got u laid.. ONG, ill even put tht shit on tonys leg real talk. ya parents should be jailed for the genetics they gave u U might of been cute when u debuted but after age 2 u didnt grow another inch like casey anthony raised u Now almost 40 w/ no kids, everything about this bitch is just sadness But then again, a kid needs Austin like Austin needs another charles whitman on campus |
**Aero's flight lands**
Frac's GF: Hey Aero, I'm coming to get you. Can't wait to experience BBC What a fucking thot Are you picking me up in his hotel bus or not? Badminton, she knew Aerodynamic once she felt that Shuttlecock Bitch isn't clean, tried pegging & didn't bother shaving anything Got me more nervous backing into bushes than the Simpson meme Frac opened the door puzzled, I'm thinking this dude is retarded He asked What's going on then caught wind of it as soon as I farted I said you need a better style. You never made em wet & wild Only thing you ever aroused is the suspicion you may be a pedophile He cried out "She's 19!" & launched.. I yelled do not choke her Felt like a movie, Jaden in the pursuit of happiness with a stock broker Idc if she on her period, since Frac act black I'ma dick this hoe Leave her bloody, this my version of blackface in a Minstrel show The automatics equipped, he stressed, grey hairs tattered & split Even grew a 5 O'Clock shadow, Me & the goons lurking after your shift |
I only read Austin’s verse
Vote - Austin |
I only read fracs verse.
V - Frac |
Frac:
U admire Dom like a cuck runt How u hype an aussie teacher w/ gun puns, u dumb cunt, his country uses more gun control than Duck Hunt ^ super wordy but it’s okay. Kind of seems like this homies goat is just a phony ho While the way i put a barrel to this clown forensics will know its not my first rodeo ^ lol cool U needed Dom because u were too dumb to drop heat Ur use to being carried, but its usually from a TGIF when u forget what cup u cosby’d ^ lol okay Aeros only dope at certain times,all filler between the pearls he writes Ur best work has readers in a waiting period that would ruin a hooter girl for life ^ alright W/ a fem like build, black chicks cant even pretend ur real & somehow u have even less luck with white women than emmet till ^ haha damn that’s pretty bad luck. His toxic trait is hes four foot eight. & At least a quarter gay no Growth Spurt ever got u laid.. ONG, ill even put tht shit on tonys leg ^ don’t know if I’m missing something completely groundbreaking here....ehh real talk. ya parents should be jailed for the genetics they gave u U might of been cute when u debuted but after age 2 u didnt grow another inch like casey anthony raised u ^ why’d this feel more dated than the emmit till bar? Lol didn’t fuck with it Now almost 40 w/ no kids, everything about this bitch is just sadness But then again, a kid needs Austin like Austin needs another charles whitman on campus ^ again wordy, concept okay Aero: Are you picking me up in his hotel bus or not? Badminton, she knew Aerodynamic once she felt that Shuttlecock ^ lol okay opener Bitch isn't clean, tried pegging & didn't bother shaving anything Got me more nervous backing into bushes than the Simpson meme ^ lol decent reference. Not too awesome a bar though Frac opened the door puzzled, I'm thinking this dude is retarded He asked What's going on then caught wind of it as soon as I farted ^ i laughed out loud at this but that doesn’t make it a good bar lol I said you need a better style. You never made em wet & wild Only thing you ever aroused is the suspicion you may be a pedophile ^ lol alright He cried out "She's 19!" & launched.. I yelled do not choke her Felt like a movie, Jaden in the pursuit of happiness with a stock broker ^ probably best line you had Idc if she on her period, since Frac act black I'ma dick this hoe Leave her bloody, this my version of blackface in a Minstrel show ^ had to Google this, set up was forced af. The automatics equipped, he stressed, grey hairs tattered & split Even grew a 5 O'Clock shadow, Me & the goons lurking after your shift ^ this is okay Both were decent this week though they had a lot of lows as hell, think I’ll roll with Frac here because thought he was more consistent and had more attacks towards his opponent, Aero rolled up with an Aero verse and we definitely got our laughs in but it wasn’t enough for a W. Sorry Aer love you bro V/Frac |
I wanted to vote for aero...because he's a nigger. .and I have never voted for a nigger in anything in my life,
But frac won.... The rodeo line.....the till line was nasty....Cosby line was dope too... Aero had the stock broker and shadow lines But similar to all jury trials....the nigger lost |
This was actually a very good battle..GOOD BATTLE.. NICE ONE..
V/ AERO |
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Carried
Whitman The rest was ok. Vs Shuttlecock is so bad it’s good lol Farted same Arroused suspicion 5 o clock shadow This was pretty even but aero’s was more entertaining with the random comedy angles Vote aero |
Frac had the Whitman line everything else was boring and gay. Who wants to listen to “swag bars” and “punchlines” from arrogant white 37 year old 9-5er nobodies who think they’re 10x greater than they truly are (just another 9-5 boring faggot ego thinks they are “ more clever” and “edgier” than their peers. Very dime a dozen?)
Aero was slipping but has 2 bars I liked in the beginning and end portions in particular suspicion and 5 o’clock lines were easily enough to take this…overall thought aer was “OK” and Frac was lol wack V aero V aero |
Frac
carried, emmet till, i'd of liked to see whitman done a lil different... w the tower etc. hooters an growth were straight + concepts outta left field Aero Shuttlecock grew on me, u did word it well.. Meme was lol Jaden hit Closer too similar to blues.. so hard to count it for me + humor an attention to setups Battle was close for different reasons Vote Frac |
3-2 frac
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Duck hunt might be a bit light but I really liked the concept
Barrel to this clown Cosby carried lol Emmitt til Loved rhe wording on Growth Spurt Casey Anthony was lol personal and I dug the wording again Closer cool Vs. Shuttlecock been done before Lmaoo at the next 2... genuinely creative concepts that were enjoyable, but no punch Aroused funny Jaden tie in with your stock job was solid actually.. Closer is a shittier less damaging version of my exact concept last week Lol Aero forever the entertainer... I really liked Fracs verse this week... I really dug his wording and style... some of those punches hit hard Frac won |
rodeo was solid
feelin the twist on cosbyd hooters was cool emmett was a banger whitman was a banger vs shuttlecock was funny simpson aroused 5 clock was wayyyyyyy better than blues btw Aero was entertaining, solid verse fulla comedy.. thoroughly enjoyed it.. just think Frac brought the heat here.. couple more bangers, tough to beat .. battle did not disappoint .. my vote is for Frac but just to pay homage to a great vote I will have to do this.. when a bbw comes along it’s all Aero, easy |
lol!! ^
Cool battle. Emmett Till line I'll never forget lol... that's 5-2 Frac. Thanks everyone who voted! @Sharp |
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