Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

your girl left so now you’re never touching thigh or breast
your idea of Big Spoon/Little Spoon is just deciding how high to get

or we’re coming in guns blazing like a viper storming
you’ll hear Pops in the Basement that isn’t just a washed-up biker snoring

& your ex isn’t the type i’d wanna grind on a mattress
Indicate? sure...i’d make it VERY clear i don’t find her attractive

so don’t state you’re a weight vet. or a great with an ape chest
only Resistance Training you do is practice blowing ur whistle in case of a rape threat

i’ll kill your stupid fucking cats w/ a 12 gauge bro
you’ll see Garfield & Toby get sent to another dimension like No Way Home

i get shit done Rod. masterbate while i drive the car
Multi-tasking for you is setting aside half your day just to rhyme a bar

algebra genius. i solve for "x" cuz i’ma dork with the math
Rod’s Solve for X is offering to suck his dealers dick when he's short on the cash

besides, you used my line against Kung so you’re sort of a jerk
i’d rub your nose in it but i wouldn’t wanna disrupt the core of the earth
been average for a decade bro you're sort of a chump
greats whipped em. rape victim...you tried but can't get over the hump

your homies sampled jaime’s puss yaaa all The Tropics nailed
forget Thomas…the Train’s the reason the relationship went off the rails

i love old shoot’ em up movies. click-bang they’re a wild ride
to me the Best Western was Tombstone...to Frac it was shit pay and a child bride
dreamy & steamy. great stubble bitches’ cream when they see me
Biancas 5 o’clock shadow is Frac following her home from work to see if she’s cheating

Originally Posted by Dominate (Post 823520)

Dope mag once again fellas. The Aero and Dave memes leaned me.

And I’ve said at least half of the things in that one about me unironically.

Originally Posted by UserName (Post 823522)

Bro I’m running low on things to say about you in meme format, I said it in the discord - literally all I know is the Australian angle LOL