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Bobby D 10-08-2021 05:13 AM

New Jordans
 
My baby momma came to me the other day
eyes swell from tears
she told me she had been fired from a job she held for years
rent was due, and the baby needed some shoes
this bitch was really bleeding the blues
her other baby daddy just started a bid
cocaine smuggling had taken him apart from his kid
she told me her bills ran as long as her arm and in stages
I nodded and informed her that they had tarnished my wages
she agreed that i was bad to the bone
but at the same time asked for a loan
she started to weep and glared at the floor
"Please, I can't take these scares anymore"
I stared at her strained face, the stress glued her soul
I'd broken a woman about to lose control
three children in a house with no lights or water
using sleep to hide the guise of slaughter
I sighed and told her "I'd give you money if I had any..."
however I told her, I didnt have a penny...
She sobbed loudly when she heard the news
and begged to me can this absurd be true
alas, "it was" was all the most I could muster
we embraced, it was an emotional cluster
I watched her stumble down to the bus stop
three children deep and steadily crying above "god!"
I admit for a second I felt a lump in my throat
she was a good woman trying to not slump in the boat
I dug in my pocket and observed my phone
dialed a few numbers when I heard the tone
"Foot locker, you got them new jordans today?"
the man said "yes!"
and I was for sure on my way.

sral 10-08-2021 08:57 AM

So let me get this straight,

Your baby mother, with at least one child from another mans penis by the way, has no job and can’t afford to feed your seed. Not only that, but this bitch is broke as fuck and cannot afford to provide your child with a basic necessity like water.

Rather than make sure your child was looked after and not malnourished, you instead went and bought them a pair of Jordans and expect them to be grateful for it?

Fantastically insightful post.

Hope your kid sells them and buys a Happy Meal.

Bobby D 10-08-2021 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sral (Post 816220)
So let me get this straight,

Your baby mother, with at least one child from another mans penis by the way, has no job and can’t afford to feed your seed. Not only that, but this bitch is broke as fuck and cannot afford to provide your child with a basic necessity like water.

Rather than make sure your child was looked after and not malnourished, you instead went and bought them a pair of Jordans and expect them to be grateful for it?

Fantastically insightful post.

Hope your kid sells them and buys a Happy Meal.

bobby is not a father, unless we class you as a terrible tumor hanging on to me that I somehow let loose from RTM

ALSO how are you SO stupid, even a child like yourself should be able to see this is clearly a day in the life of a father who just needs a new pair of jordans for HIMSELF, as opposed to raising a shit bag like you

also NC's is the only site that did not ban BUT DID make sure everyone knows you bite and steal shit that they made sure all of your previous aliases were edited as PROVEN BITER LMAO, you're so wack dude http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=3294

you even bit the dreaded bob line against me a few days ago and probably others, you are continuously going at me, its clear we got your number here

Elfo 10-08-2021 11:17 AM

This was ass pizza

Bobby D 10-08-2021 11:18 AM

This is a damn classic if I do say so myself, but I wouldnt expect you to understand elf, your brain seems tiny

Wise Wiggles 10-08-2021 05:51 PM

Lol pretty cold. Undoubtedly the right choice. One to read to your kids

Pakistani Hand Cannon 10-08-2021 06:26 PM

alas


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