NEED JUDGES ON WHO WON THIS FACEBOOK TEXT BATTLE.....ZACH MOORE OR D-BRYANT?
 

Personals

Zach

Chopper line
Einstein line
Qriousity line
Crimson tide line


D-BRYANT

Wonderbred knickname
Leo Tolstoy reference
Sam Miller reference
Drew is Zach's homie

ZACH MOORE'S VERSE
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I agreed to this cuz they said youre the TIGHTEST ON THE ROSTER but now it looks like “dee’ll fall through”…guess I should’ve “deCLINED THE FAWKIN OFFER!” His girl won’t “put out for him”…but she hopped on “deez nuts” and I AIN’T WANNA STOP HER! Hit his fam with the AK, he’ll be dead before there’s TIME TO CALL THE DOCTOR and he can take his kid with him…like the last time a “BRYANT GOT A CHOPPER!”

Plus I know that you’re HARBORING HATE FOR ME cuz I’ve beaten legends while you’ve just LOST TO SOME LAME EMCEES…like Einstein? Ironic how you’re “gassed up” when we “SAW THAT YA TANK ON E!” Plus Qriosity BODIED YOU, MADE YA FLEE cuz you couldn’t get past Q like the dude who LAUNCHED A CAMPAIGN TO BEAT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE!

Making money moves, I’m the one they WRITIN THE CHECKS FOR while “all the moves you make are Ls” like a KNIGHT ON A CHESSBOARD! Good thing he’s a “bama fan” cuz I’ll take a KNIFE TO HIS NECK, blood gushin, and he’ll see a “crimson tide” when I SLICE HIM AND “RED POURS!”

D-BRYANT'S VERSE

SINCE MR MOORE HERE IS FROM THE BAY AREA:


No Bell's saving this rookie he can't rap more ish`/
At Bay side nobody`s more pussy than Zach Moore is`(Zack Morris)/

The winner of this battle y'all knowing it's Dee/
Zach up first is such a bad Move, U-Haul companies are voting for me

Wonderbred Gets `no credit' courting chicks wit d*cks he hella wack /
His threesome's a "Trans Union" enough to embarrass Experian and Equifax/
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I'll give Leo Tolstoy here a bullet wound u can put ur hand thru/
The hole in his chest is 'wide open' like a B-Ball player that Can't shoot!/

He'll vomit from it...somebody get this guy a bucket/
Zach'll Digest (die just) rappin!! kill him from out or inside of his stomach/

This who u sending out first to absorb my fist pound kid?/
I battled Sam Miller TWICE, never ducked him unlike this clown did!/
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My verse ain't rushed,..so who hired this f@g?/
If he gives his Max Effort, My 'first take' on it is fire his a$s!!/

Hey Drew,
Zach getting the bag the non breathing should/
The same guy that beat "You" ..and im proving that he's not even good!/

Broke Zach's neck wit a white noose..laid the corpse beside You/
So send the next loser please! Better yet make the next guy YOU

they both suck

Second guy won comfortably

Any kind of breakdowns or explainations are encouraged.

They both suck

Explanation: they both suck

We get it...but If you had to pick a winner who sucked a little more and who sucked a little less?

Second guy sucked less. He wins. CLOSED


Don't do this shit again. Keep that on FB bro.