The Roast of Textcee Inmate #F4GG07 aka Ctrl+F4
 

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Homeboy hairline is a landscape in portrait mode

Welcome home faggot

Lookin like Pigeon and the Winter Private First Class

Tells his homies girls call him nuts but what she said was he has a peanut head

Escaped prison by break dancing in the yard

This guy’s father is the logo for the men’s restroom

You hoe n yoself. I got more bitches than you

They called him Shark Tooth in the pen

Looks like Ouchs dead brother that would’ve went D1

Tried to hang himself 7 months in but his forehead kept cutting the rope

Lookin like Littlefoot after the meteor hit

Lookin like he wears pirated DJ Kay Slay mixtapes as hats

Lookin like his barber has to use physics formulas to line him up

man's got the 'away in a manger' hairline


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Lmaoooooooooo

“Nah I didn’t say you was a cute nigga, I wasnt stutterin”

They wouldnt let him convert to Islam in the slammer cus he kept turning the kufis into dreidels

Lookin like he’s gonna get a face tatt of the Illuminati pyramid on his head and drop The Pizza-Gatekeeper

Nigga looks like a covid graph got covid

SLOW IT DOWN

HE DIDNT SAY U WAS A CUTE NIGGA....HE SAID YO FOREHEAD IS ACUTE NIGGA

i can’t front

that hairline on point fr

Ain’t never seen a nigga with a buzz cut and bangs

Lollllll

This guy ran the yard, tho lol!

based on ear placement this is a bottlenose dolphin

yet his eyes must work independently like hammerhead sharks

I’m really that nigga tho so, I’m confused.

And take my name out them big ass letters I feel like you snitchin on me

You cute bro what’s your name?

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You said you came out of prison smarter, and that it made you a better person. What worries me is that you came here after you got out and first thing you do is brag about how you “ran the yard” and “I’m that nigga” so really you sound exactly like someone who is institutionalized and you care about shit that doesn’t matter and should be embarrassing if they were true. Which they are not. You ain’t running no yard there weighing 130lbs. Not Ionia, not Lapeer, not even HYTA.