Dave vs Wanderer - DAVE WINS
 

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO fun
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
May God have mercy on your souls
@evaD @Wanderer

Hi there Dave

Good for 12?

Yeah man, pics or no?

I’ll stick to regs for now bro since I’ve already started writing
a pic battle down the line sounds good tho

@evaD I have 14 from Wanderer

Ext

Judging on performance so far, his run in this thing will be brief
My man faced zelph in the first round and only won by the skin of his teeth
The voters already picked me in the bracket, there’s a score n they know it
You could call this a conflict of interest.. if you weren’t such a boring opponent
Two free passes in the classic and ain’t no way you bout to stop it
Only time you had a bye round was the day you brought him out the closet
This euro match is worse than wack you know I’ll scar any fool
Plus I’m bringing the desert to this whole tourney like Qatar 22
You’re only Notorious for never winning against Dave
Yeah we both reppin things in uk but when I step in with the twins it gets Kray
Lurking nerd, ur worse than turd and how spend your times just dead
Hasn’t posted a thing in 8 months but still first name in the sign up thread
So fuck a fracture in the third, when this wack ass herb is through with me
You’ll see this Wander boy with Burns all over em… like UFC

Wanderer's Verse

Yeh ok u won some now but let’s decant the facts
Got Retorts locked down.. only cos Zuch slaps if u answer back
u were gon’ be tag partners coz it’s no secret u tight
when u last rose up together u swore not to talk about the previous night
No homo.. u just think Zuch is fire. This geek a useless liar
Keep steering that conversation off course like a creepy Uber driver
Pissed u can’t reach top tier so I ain’t quaking, boss
Got a case of arrested development so bad it’s no wonder David Cross
Lies about tecs & straps when u not as menacing as that
Ya heart’ll stop when my team circle round u... it’s the Euros Eriksen collapse
No threatening attack. U crashing out’s the bottom line
Unable to own a moment.. THAT’S the reason ur on borrowed time
No wand withdrawal. it’s bye once I embarrass u brother
Think u’ll be back in 2 shakes? u’d need a full day of Ouch’s hand to recover

Vote - Dave

Because he was good and Wanderer wasn’t

Dave got this

Conflict of interests was the best and the one standout bar

Everything else was okay-meh, some light jabs with good wording by Dave and some okay ideas with bad wording from Wand

Borrowed time could’ve been a banger of a bar but delivered poorly

Evad - Qatar 22 was ok,. Everything else was a bit dry.

Wanderer- last rose up together was lol... convo off course could've been good if it was direct..borrowed time dope idea but didn't land.


Wanderer

I liked Qatar 22, burns seemed like it could have been good with wording.

Rose up was okay, eriksen was okay....overall less misses.

I've got Wander.

Judging on performance so far, his run in this thing will be brief
My man faced zelph in the first round and only won by the skin of his teeth
nawl
The voters already picked me in the bracket, there’s a score n they know it
You could call this a conflict of interest.. if you weren’t such a boring opponent
soft
Two free passes in the classic and ain’t no way you bout to stop it
Only time you had a bye round was the day you brought him out the closet
lmao I shouldn’t like this but I do.
This euro match is worse than wack you know I’ll scar any fool
Plus I’m bringing the desert to this whole tourney like Qatar 22
this was cool
You’re only Notorious for never winning against Dave
Yeah we both reppin things in uk but when I step in with the twins it gets Kray
no
Lurking nerd, ur worse than turd and how spend your times just dead
Hasn’t posted a thing in 8 months but still first name in the sign up thread
no
So fuck a fracture in the third, when this wack ass herb is through with me
You’ll see this Wander boy with Burns all over em… like UFC
no


Vs


Yeh ok u won some now but let’s decant the facts
Got Retorts locked down.. only cos Zuch slaps if u answer back
huh?
u were gon’ be tag partners coz it’s no secret u tight
when u last rose up together u swore not to talk about the previous night
lmao nice
No homo.. u just think Zuch is fire. This geek a useless liar
Keep steering that conversation off course like a creepy Uber driver
decent
Pissed u can’t reach top tier so I ain’t quaking, boss
Got a case of arrested development so bad it’s no wonder David Cross
im not gonna lie to you fam…I do not understand the wordplay
Lies about tecs & straps when u not as menacing as that
Ya heart’ll stop when my team circle round u... it’s the Euros Eriksen collapse
decent, had potential to be dope but the execution lacked
No threatening attack. U crashing out’s the bottom line
Unable to own a moment.. THAT’S the reason ur on borrowed time
had potential but fell flat
No wand withdrawal. it’s bye once I embarrass u brother
Think u’ll be back in 2 shakes? u’d need a full day of Ouch’s hand to recover
no


Dave didn’t want to win, but I guess wanderer didn’t either. Dave dropped super light, wanderer could have won it easily but the execution in some lines were off. At first glance I had wand taking it but then after review of bars I got dave


Vote Dave

The voters already picked me in the bracket, there’s a score n they know it
You could call this a conflict of interest.. if you weren’t such a boring opponent
This euro match is worse than wack you know I’ll scar any fool
Plus I’m bringing the desert to this whole tourney like Qatar 22
Lurking nerd, ur worse than turd and how spend your times just dead
Hasn’t posted a thing in 8 months but still first name in the sign up thread

vs.

No homo.. u just think Zuch is fire. This geek a useless liar
Keep steering that conversation off course like a creepy Uber driver
No threatening attack. U crashing out’s the bottom line
Unable to own a moment.. THAT’S the reason ur on borrowed time

got Dave here.. tight battle but I got dave by a landslide when comparing the misses / other light punches.. uber driver line was pretty cool tho

Judging on performance so far, his run in this thing will be brief
My man faced zelph in the first round and only won by the skin of his teeth
The voters already picked me in the bracket, there’s a score n they know it
You could call this a conflict of interest.. if you weren’t such a boring opponent
Two free passes in the classic and ain’t no way you bout to stop it
Only time you had a bye round was the day you brought him out the closet
This euro match is worse than wack you know I’ll scar any fool
Plus I’m bringing the desert to this whole tourney like Qatar 22

Burns over wanderboy could have been dope


Vs


u were gon’ be tag partners coz it’s no secret u tight
when u last rose up together u swore not to talk about the previous night

Arrested development was cool and team circle around you was decent


Got Dave here

Another close one.
Dave's execution v Wands originality/concepts

Zelph was decent, coolish
Qatar 22 hit
Conflict (tho, I've seen this flipped, not played it worked)
Closer had potential

Own a moment cool but felt unrefined, needed a revision imo
Last rose was cool, maybe your best
David cross had potential as did collapse. I wanted to like it.

V Dave bc I felt wand rushed his wording on a few

i thought this was a good but weird battle.

Dave was more polished, and seamless, but I think Wand's better bars were the push for me. Eriksen, Rose Together, David Cross vs. Qatar 22, Wander Boy, Sign Up thread. The lesser bars: off course, own a moment, ouch's hand were a bit better than the kray, out the closet, conflict lines

Vote Wand, by the slightest margin.