SEASON CHAMP MATCH: Dave V Blue (DAVE WINS)
 

Rules

1 bar minimum 3 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

After both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars.

If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday.
This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@evaD you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

Take ur skull and break it up Ur Going bald and it’s blatant enough
If they diagnose you with hairline Fractures it’s cuz your whole fringe is unstable as fuck
@Blue Bayou

not since WEEK 3 have you been makin’ crazy noise
now we’re sick of the British bull, dog…time to hang it up Davey Boy
ur girls got a fat ass. when i'm around it's quickly getting done
those panties drop & i'm inside that Big Bubble like Jimmy Livingston

you don’t wanna go to war, my goons will damage you with hits….even make it a house call, bananas in the clips...
back out the driveway we’ll be aimin hammers at your whip –
…you’ll ‘Pull-Out the Pad, & Get Murdered” – shit’s like Canibus n’ Diz!!! {.....Jesus Christ!!!}

Your rebuttal game is all lame, You can’t faze ya boy, shit
You’ll know the full name and get the full aim when you see Davey Boy’s Smith
You on some ladyboy shit, ain’t no other way to say this
That last shit was so long and drawn out it could’ve come from Clay Davis

the main thing i wanna say is boy please
destroy me!? you look like Roy Keane if his diet was nothing but soy beans
you might want to reconsider drawing if you care for your jaw boss
when these bombs launch u'll hit the canvas lookin more stupid then Bob Ross
& if Dave thinks i’m not nutting in his bitch than this man is obscene
she opens both legs faster than Fifa during the semi’s of Champions League

Cool generics dog but this the rebuttals league
You just out here doing your own thing comin off like ouch on the discussion scene
And Calling Bob Ross stupid’s the kinda trash this cat been practicing
So I’ll put red on blue with a knife and just call it a happy accident
semi finals games are played one at a time, da fuck you even talking?
You clearly have as much understanding of how legs work as Stephen hawking

Stephen Hawking? you need to chill Dave, slow your mind state
it’s fitting tho.. you get a Light Wave everytime you show for blind dates
run you off the site as i oust you pal..
the Fade Away you’ll have after the loss will be uglier than Ouch’s now
fuck British banter. kid has cancer. physique of a skunk
always saying Cheerio & you look like that's all u've eaten in months

Vote - Dave