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Wwe The People
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SPOILER: Wrestling's not real - Why do I watch grown men in strange tights? What's YOUR favorite show? Game of Thrones? You know that's fake, right? Had figurines and staged fights; We once thought Santa brought toys Cuz like Hogan hulking up, all of us were fans at one point We'd stand and enjoy Ultimate Warrior running down the aisle Larger than life... The only thing real to THEM was the money and the miles Jerked off to Sunny as a child, I found her pics with clouded vision I think I wanted to Turner out like WCW going out of business... What could Shield this addiction? It's like there's Roamin' Rains overhead Shout out to up and comers - Mauro Ranallo NXT Takeover flex But this is aimed at vets and modern gladiators droppin' sweat It's called respect; That's just the name of the Game like Paul Levesque Not impressed? Bam Bam Bigelow, fire off the top of the head The road to success will pile drivers, it's no surprise y'all rubbernecked... You just Say-bull like Rena Marlette, except you less pretty I'm Brock with this, it's like Metropolis - Welcome to SupLex City So maybe I'll introduce myself like Mr. Kennedy (Kennedy), the mic rope's bait Chris Benoit, I have to put my neck on the line just to pull my own weight But I ain't listening to all that Gobbledygook like Pete Rose in hiding I'm like an Earthquake with a Typhoon... Dragon Steamboats behind me The line between The-Miz subtle; I see 'em Punk out and try to leave Then my Hacksaw Dug in... But they're not sure Wyatt hurts like The Fiend I watch as you turn, buckled; Ending your career was a Sting But I guess you want to count me out cuz I'm not hear-in the ring... See I can tell-a-portfolio broken, off the sell... from the top We all know the real McCoy... but this Man Kinda a flop The Rock n' Sock connection's to your skull, or is that too blunt? If you dress sharp as a Ca*ctus, Jack... Then you got just what a Dude Love Triple entendre... Like dark matches that's unheard of son I'm sure I'll run my mouth 'til your gobsmacked like Mr. Perfect's gum Ya Goal-dust like Thanos, but pride comes before the fall You won't see me tapped out, laggin' behind - Bret Hart in Montreal I Brawl for All, go balls to the wall... That's a squash match While you scream and talking smack I cue up that Dibiase laugh Got Fabulous Moolah, cash... Everyone's got a price don't even ask Draw my ire? Y'all IRS the way you always sneak attacks... Ask the big boss, man - You need Vinny Mac to give the strap Just like it's the 1950's and you're the misbehaving kid in class The chicken that eggs me on becomes Yokozuna than later... (sorry) You droppin' straps like Alundra Blayze or a lunge from the Blue Blazer And you may die over a Tag, partner; I got that Legion of Doom swag Left ya clothes-lyin' flat... Now it looks like you in The New Day In the nude, eh? Chyna's porno is insulting in crude ways I got two words for ya... But I ain't Chyna pour no salt in the wound, k? Toss tooth-pics like Razor Ramon, or Brits with no retainers at home Or davE on his phone realizing his mouth was agape and not closed All that Brit ish bull, dog... I chose to earn my stripes like referees But I Drew McIntyre'd instantly... Who grasped that entire reference? Sheesh Throw dirt on your name like Undertaker - When dead man breathes I rest in peace Down for the count, making light of turncoats like Jericho's entrance memes My weave is nice, my Bob be Rude; Honest dude, it's Glorious Learn the ropes like an Irish Whip... When it comes to that I'm a DeLorean Every story arc KO's opponents; Big Show off? I'm in Andre form You're straightforward as Lars Sullivan's gay porn... Need I say more? Heard you Rob van's, damn.... Man you just found paydirt But you'll be broke when ya Paper Viewed like the spanish announce table Oh it's true, Kurt Angle - This is not wrestling by amateurs Check the parameters inside the square circle like measuring diameter Gotta GoPro like the camera; Ya girl's Bushwacker than Butch and Lucas I spearheaded the movement like Goldberg; She ended it by Shear force like Brutus She's in the cooler... I'm Finna-Bail-er out based on how lovely she is But she's ugly as shit; Your Ex-pock Faced like the 1-2-3 Kid I'm Stone Cold sober, oxymoron - I'm-asked like Rey Mysterio junior bitch This is my old stomping ground... Now face the music like HBK's superkick You Mustache Mountains of coke, cutting promos with a blatant lisp kid Looking like Simon Gotch... Too bad you had no one to Aiden English To beat the man you've got to BE the man... Take that Becky Lynch stance But this dude? Rick Rude... Once I flex my bitch pants You Jack Swagger, you wannabe... Here's my peruvian necktie You a less seasoned Beth Pheonix, can't get a word in Edge-wise It's Phenomenal how you Age a Style with a year in at best I'll pull back the curtain from gorilla position... I'm not revealing the rest A charlatan like Ric Flair - You lying, Daniel Bryan? All I'm hearing is "Yes!" Nothing to fall back on... You need all the padding George the Animal Steele can digest We all have periods of stress where we make up theories and threads Filled with searing regret, Stu Hart's dungeon - Starting ya career is a stretch These guys appear in the flesh so you can't question the tears and the sweat So the only thing that is left to admit is... This is as real as it gets. |
simply remarkable
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Dope per usual, super long winded but not stale and most of all I’m impressed by how long you can take a concept and roll with it, it takes dedication in itself to be like “I’m going to write 100 bars about just wrestling references” sure some veer into corniness but they were still super enjoyable nonetheless, was never much of a wrestling fan but never questioned why people enjoyed it, there’s so much history and culture to the sport. Very good outing here my favorite segment was
“ It's called respect; That's just the name of the Game like Paul Levesque Not impressed? Bam Bam Bigelow, fire off the top of the head The road to success will pile drivers, it's no surprise y'all rubbernecked... You just Say-bull like Rena Marlette, except you less pretty I'm Brock with this, it's like Metropolis - Welcome to SupLex City So maybe I'll introduce myself like Mr. Kennedy (Kennedy), the mic rope's bait Chris Benoit, I have to put my neck on the line just to pull my own weight But I ain't listening to all that Gobbledygook like Pete Rose in hiding I'm like an Earthquake with a Typhoon... Dragon Steamboats behind me” Brock with this/metropolis and then tying in the suplex city was nice, keep writing fam |
"like (insert generic wrestler/wrestling reference)"...how many times?
just forced line after forced line. & the wordplay is unironically ridiculously corny stone cold sober & earn my stripes like referees being two of the worst i like the sting line though. as for the "premise" - opens up on the topic of real/fake - ok (that first line btw...why do i watch men in strange tights...what a way to open a verse) - but then the verse is filled with no other content relating to this real/fake issue - but ends with saying its as real as it gets...as if you said some shit that offers a new perspective. this was fuckin atrocious. & if youre an alias i fuck with - i really dont care - this was whack. |
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