WEEK 6: (2-3) Des V (2-2) Frac (2-1 DES WINS)
 

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars.

If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday.
This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@Fracture you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

Des a middle aged pussy, y u always cryin man
Look like u never been in a fight in ur life. Wouldnt hands on sight in an eye exam
U always think u win. But u just ramble every tourney
Iknow u have arthritis but y cant u get a handle on ur wording

saw dave laid some hands on u. & now des is here to put lead in ya
&&& this ain’t no fucking eye exam but i do have a scope in my retina
bad eyesight & arthritis? as far as old jokes go, this boy is lame
i don’t suffer from swollen wrists bitch but i do keep the joints inflamed
@Fracture

Gettin high tryin to forget that ur life is fucked
Yea youll be smoking out ur joints after the burner lights you up
No miscarriage jokes cause i was also throwin her the dick
I gave ur girl a pregnancy scare.. By the stairs, hoping she would slip

let’s add it up. loving wife, two cute kids. 100 thou on a mortgage
seems to all equal to my life being a whole lot less fucked than yours is
asked my wife to be honest & say if she sucked and rode u
but i truly wonder will that ho tell....ever fucking promote you????

@Fracture

Listin off a mediocre life.. U have a dead mans worth
It looks like ur trying to win a pissing contest, maybe u should get ur bedpan first
Ho tell?? She almost sucks off my skin
Said my dick is like Christmas so i unzip and get a holiday inn

gonna have to break my own rule and point out that’s trash and it’s garbage
apparently i do need a bedpan... to put the legendary Frac’s fucking bars in
thought u was maybe full of shit so i just straight up asked my wife, son.
said ur dirty dick is like christmas cuz every girl u was with was dreaming of a white one

@Fracture

What was that? You can do better, c'mon
U admit ur girl dreams of dicks? Must killll u inside whenever she yawns
Im a savage while ur more average than hot
You called me legendary, i call youu Some guy zuch battled a lot

if ur a savage, then fucking show ur about it, nerd
only time my girl yawned was when i read ur last two bars out loud to her
switch it up now, bro. cuz all ur shit has been ass
i call u a legend because it’s clear that ur greatness lives in the past

@Fracture

This was over before it started.. Des has no rhyme clout
You can Switch it up if you want 2 but ive already knocked ur lights out
Ur girl yawns when she hears my bars? Then dreams of dicks poundin her well?
Maybe u should be retorting ur own verses since u just keep clownin yourself

oh i get it, like a light switch? man, ur style stays deep in the archives
u should ‘switch’ up those bars cuz i’m ‘turned off’ by how they reek of a small mind
my girl dreams of dicks? she’s a girl. what’s to learn?
the fact that u keep bringing up dicks is the bigger concern
@Fracture

Consensus

Judge quotes

This battle was decent. Fell off towards the end.

Wasn't loving either. Slight edge to frac. Eye exam could've been fucking wild

This was a tough battle to vote on. Frac had some momentum going until ho tell but his bedpan bar swung things back in his direction. Holiday Inn was cool but I wasn't loving dreaming of a white one. Guy Zuch battled a lot was cool. Liked lives in the past and then Frac dropped that stinker on his last couplet. Think Des did enough with his last bar to edge out the win.

2-1 Des wins