WEEK 4: (3-0) Blue Vs (2-0) Frac (N/S BLUE WINS)
 

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday.
This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@Fracture you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

Blues drink of choice is the same kind as teens
It's just sad when you get hung over by claws like the lion king
You built tiny. That's why you get faded from it
Beat frac? Baby steps. Like how u walk when ya little legs are late for somethin

damn right i’m crackin’ a Claw, this shit’s the best dude
last time you Popped a Cherry your bitch gave birth to a kid then left you
i’m 5’10 soliddd. a short punch?! jesus guy..
& what do u know about Baby Steps? you barely saw your kid til she was 5

@Fracture

Dead dad, im a bad father.. Takes skill to pretend like Blue
Patched things up w/ Seth. Who needs enemies when i got friends like u
Im tiger woods wrecking this man
Just remember.. you Signed up for this beating like wrestling fans

you talk of friendship but u've always been a dork to me bro
i'd pay you respect but i'm sureee you'd rather have another $40 or so
face it kid, that wrestling bar is basic shit
only thing you need to 'pin-down' is a more permanent place to live

@Fracture

Yea you paid me for lines. U had ur hands out eagerly
Im a dork? Like in that chat where u wanted kungs acceptance as he called u a faggot repeatedly?
He only catches me off guard cause I didnt know how far he would go
Fuckin snake. Blue only makes his move when u turn ur back like a mario ghost

i called Kung a loser so yeahhh he took offense to the shit
of course he likes you tho.. he beat you twice in ur prime before i swept him in his
you’re HIGH claimin’ that money was for lines. got your burial marked
cuz that Rocks got you Spinnin’ worse than hitting Thwomps playin Mario Cart

@Fracture

U said ud wreck kung. "Hi kung" is failing on that commitment
Just imagine the shape ud be in if ur peloton let u back peddle on an opinion
Act cool with you is some slimy shit blue would do
Got me on netcees like... They already have hensley, do they really need 2 of u?

i kill it on the Pelaton cuz my pace is very persistent
cmon frac, a guy that has trouble getting paper shouldn't mention Stationery equipment
i bet your face would weep the second David laced his key
hated his 'slumped in a car' bar cuz that was you the night before w/out a place to sleep

@Fracture

Nah, reword. Rather be me than this fan of fracture
People been asking ur wife 'how far along' for years. Finally she has an answer
Daves line was tight. While what ur sexin aint right
My life's better fallin asleep behind the wheel... goin over a bridge, than next to ur wife

PLEASE frac. i beg you. do a donut & not fear
this sounds like Stan & you been obsessed w/ me since the moment you got here
ex porker left you, homie i know you've been thru a fog
ironic she 'hit the road' & does the same thing now one minute into a jog

@Fracture

Your first four bars were hot. But the tables have turned
U better go out swinging.. U know, like how ur wife found some capable sperm
Do a donut and not fear?? Thats how you poorly retort
The stan concept wasnt even that good to set it up w/ somethin so corny n forced

YOU JUST SAID POORLY RETORT. that's pitiful doggie
only setup you're really mad it is Dull for getting you bodied
& after 'black frac' i don't know why you're beefin guy..
you have more insecurities being a White than Skylar by season 5