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QUARTER-FINALS: #2 Blue Bayou VS #7 UserName OPEN FOR VOTES
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24 as discussed
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Nope, never happened, who gave this brother acid? If you choked on my dick any more, I’d have to name it Summer Classic And that match with Zuch was absolutely littered with pit falls Next time you go 60, make it miles per hour, & into a brick wall You’re a short, tiny-footed, fake bachelor faggot That hairline’s all a show & it stops behind your ears like amateur magic Not to drive a wedge, but we both give ur wife the gnarly goods We got the same technique, but your gear’s a lot smaller like Charlie Woods Been plotting your demise, quit begging me to make it stop I’ve got a “sure, fire” plan... when the hitman asks if he can take the shot What in the Dickens? Yeah, Charles wrote about a sick, hurt kid But his Tiny Tim ain’t half as sad as the pair you’ve gotta slide inserts in It’s like you’re crafting music, I’m all for it, rock on bud Cuz ur verses lead more people to bridges than a good pop song does Blood in his urine, loose teeth, Imma beat ya dead But there’s nothing I can do to him he can’t blame on his Propecia meds Condoms never fit him, his dick gets compared to Cheetos Bro, you’re never reaching that Reservoir tip again, like Tarantino Stays drinking hard seltzer’s, loves it when it hits his tongue This guys a Claw machine, and the size of a prize that you can win from one Your wife used to be loyal, wanted the kids, house, and the stash Now our plan’s finally coming together, and watching it drip out of her ass Lying about his Peloton, you shouldn’t share stuff, my friend Please, the only conditioning you do is after visits to Hair Club For Men |
i admit it UPN. you’ve really brought a vibe to the sector
congrats to Zuch for champin, Dave for verses of the week. & User for the .500 record think ur the heart of The Tropics cuz you shout ‘teamwork’ hoe? yeahhh man you’re the Key...we roll our eyes at in the chat like “reword bro” ironic you ran from UPN lookin’ like SUCH a coward.. cuz committing to switchboards is also why you make $12 bucks an hour i give my friends advice so their lives can thrive.. when tony weighs in on something he takes a second glance then dies inside i’m a gifted singer, live a passionate life Tony’s got pipes too. zuchs in his left hand & fracs in his right striking out on tinder has reallly left this guy defeated it’s time to beat it. if User wants to see Sparks Fly he needs to go & drive a Prius Tony gun bars?! we’ve never seen your waist with a gat punk we only think ur Carrying cuz one look at ya belly screams eight & a half months scope locked. i’m perched up stalkin’ the scene when i see his dome i’m ‘picking off the hair’ like User dropping a wing it’s 2020 & if we meet up on the street to get raw.. only curbside pickup you'll be dealing w/ then are ur teeth & your jaw fuck you whitey i don’t need to let the Wesson spray.. give you the George Floyd treatment, neon your neck like a techno rave sex is something he never will masta i called his ex, she said the rigatonis so small it resembles the pasta you worked in a urinalysis lab? HA i’m glad you gave ur notice fam asked ppl to ‘fill up the cup’ & u’ll do the same in 10 years as a homeless man |
Nope, never happened, who gave this brother acid?
If you choked on my dick any more, I’d have to name it Summer Classic ( this hits. Good open ) And that match with Zuch was absolutely littered with pit falls Next time you go 60, make it miles per hour, & into a brick wall ( short n succinct . Humorous misdirection ) You’re a short, tiny-footed, fake bachelor faggot That hairline’s all a show & it stops behind your ears like amateur magic ( lmao . Fire ) Not to drive a wedge, but we both give ur wife the gnarly goods We got the same technique, but your gear’s a lot smaller like Charlie Woods ( I fw this . Nice touch with the setup . I see what you did there ) Been plotting your demise, quit begging me to make it stop I’ve got a “sure, fire” plan... when the hitman asks if he can take the shot ( cool concept . Never seen that before ) What in the Dickens? Yeah, Charles wrote about a sick, hurt kid But his Tiny Tim ain’t half as sad as the pair you’ve gotta slide inserts in ( this is just ok) It’s like you’re crafting music, I’m all for it, rock on bud Cuz ur verses lead more people to bridges than a good pop song does ( mmmm. Not feeling this as much . At first glance it’s ok but I think you could’ve done without ) Blood in his urine, loose teeth, Imma beat ya dead But there’s nothing I can do to him he can’t blame on his Propecia meds ( eh . Ok . Thus far you are doing a bang up job of not missing completely ) Condoms never fit him, his dick gets compared to Cheetos Bro, you’re never reaching that Reservoir tip again, like Tarantino ( never mind . I stand corrected . This needed more dome to it to drive it home but I’m not seeing what else you could have done . One of those concepts you unfortunately have to shoot in the head n get rid of) Stays drinking hard seltzer’s, loves it when it hits his tongue This guys a Claw machine, and the size of a prize that you can win from one ( corny at first glance but it’s cool ) Your wife used to be loyal, wanted the kids, house, and the stash Now our plan’s finally coming together, and watching it drip out of her ass ( needs rewording. Don’t like it as is much ) Lying about his Peloton, you shouldn’t share stuff, my friend Please, the only conditioning you do is after visits to Hair Club For Men ( decent / cool close ) i admit it UPN. you’ve really brought a vibe to the sector congrats to Zuch for champin, Dave for verses of the week. & User for the .500 record ( good open . Direct & effective ) think ur the heart of The Tropics cuz you shout ‘teamwork’ hoe? yeahhh man you’re the Key...we roll our eyes at in the chat like “reword bro” ( I don’t think even you know what you managed to do here . This resonates like a mf .. with me . ) ironic you ran from UPN lookin’ like SUCH a coward.. cuz committing to switchboards is also why you make $12 bucks an hour ( clever. I fw this ) i give my friends advice so their lives can thrive.. when tony weighs in on something he takes a second glance then dies inside ( lol here come the big jokes. This was well done though ) i’m a gifted singer, live a passionate life Tony’s got pipes too. zuchs in his left hand & fracs in his right ( ha . Ok ) striking out on tinder has reallly left this guy defeated it’s time to beat it. if User wants to see Sparks Fly he needs to go & drive a Prius ( ehhhh ) Tony gun bars?! we’ve never seen your waist with a gat punk we only think ur Carrying cuz one look at ya belly screams eight & a half months ( niiiice ) scope locked. i’m perched up stalkin’ the scene when i see his dome i’m ‘picking off the hair’ like User dropping a wing ( lmao . Nice ) it’s 2020 & if we meet up on the street to get raw.. only curbside pickup you'll be dealing w/ then are ur teeth & your jaw ( fresh concept . Surprised I never seen this . cool ) fuck you whitey i don’t need to let the Wesson spray.. give you the George Floyd treatment, neon your neck like a techno rave ( goddamn wypipo I swear . Lol . This 0retty cool though. Nothing heavy ) sex is something he never will masta i called his ex, she said the rigatonis so small it resembles the pasta ( wp is sound . That’s the most impressive part . Guarantee that hasn’t been done on him . I think you were lazy with the tie in but fuck else were you gonna do . I get it ) you worked in a urinalysis lab? HA i’m glad you gave ur notice fam asked ppl to ‘fill up the cup’ & u’ll do the same in 10 years as a homeless man ( not feeling this . Pretty bland play on exposed information ) Relatively close .. by the looks of things I think I have blue taking it by one quote ( 6-7) but I can see it going either way . A couple of Users bars had so much “ potential “ like for example the resevoir tip one . That was creative as hell but it just needed to be tied in better . Kinda bit him in the ass on a couple of those types of executions fs . V/ blue by one quoteable Good shit fellas |
And that match with Zuch was absolutely littered with pit falls
Next time you go 60, make it miles per hour, & into a brick wall You’re a short, tiny-footed, fake bachelor faggot That hairline’s all a show & it stops behind your ears like amateur magic Been plotting your demise, quit begging me to make it stop I’ve got a “sure, fire” plan... when the hitman asks if he can take the shot It’s like you’re crafting music, I’m all for it, rock on bud Cuz ur verses lead more people to bridges than a good pop song does Stays drinking hard seltzer’s, loves it when it hits his tongue This guys a Claw machine, and the size of a prize that you can win from one Your wife used to be loyal, wanted the kids, house, and the stash Now our plan’s finally coming together, and watching it drip out of her ass Vs ronic you ran from UPN lookin’ like SUCH a coward.. cuz committing to switchboards is also why you make $12 bucks an hour i give my friends advice so their lives can thrive.. when tony weighs in on something he takes a second glance then dies inside i’m a gifted singer, live a passionate life Tony’s got pipes too. zuchs in his left hand & fracs in his right Tony gun bars?! we’ve never seen your waist with a gat punk we only think ur Carrying cuz one look at ya belly screams eight & a half months fuck you whitey i don’t need to let the Wesson spray.. give you the George Floyd treatment, neon your neck like a techno rave sex is something he never will masta i called his ex, she said the rigatonis so small it resembles the pasta you worked in a urinalysis lab? HA i’m glad you gave ur notice fam asked ppl to ‘fill up the cup’ & u’ll do the same in 10 years as a homeless man This woulda been fire but adverse did very similar against me last week |
I’ve got blue with one more quotable but user with more haymakers and blues last bar was a debatable. I’ll have to come back to decide this one
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Close: Summer Classic, amateur magic, Charlie Woods, pop song, Reservoir tip, Claw machine, closer A lot of good concepts. This is a nice verse but it was held back in a few places by wording that felt rushed and light punches. I only had one legit miss which is impressive for 12 bars. A lot of creativity, props for a dropping a good read. Quote:
Close: UPN opener, got pipes, sparks fly, rigatonis This was also a nice read. Curbside pickup was LOTB to me, weighs in and neon also standouts. Your quotes hit a little harder to me in general than User's. But also had more misses (reword, picking off the hair, closer). Vote: Blue Bayou I read Users verse and thought he gave Blue space to walk away the win, but Blue had more misses than I'm used to seeing from him. Hard battle to call. I have User with a edge on consistency, but Blue has harder punches. This is really going to come down to style preference. Both had some really creative concepts, but I think I liked Blue's concepts+execution slightly better. I think User actually had more good concepts but let the wording slip on a couple that would have been quotes. Both are great writers, so this is about as close as it comes to as tie in my book as possible. But if only one can win, I would pick Blue for harder hits. |
I see people viewing. Appreciate that guys, feel free to drop a vote as well for these guys.
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I didn’t really wanna vote between you two, read a couple of times and guess I’ll finally state what I think, for the record it’s close.
User: Summer classic was a decent opener Brick wall and amateur magic both good bars Charlie okay Sure, fire was decent Tiny Tim was a decent reference Pop song okay but kinda out of place Tarantino nah Claw machine Ehhh Wasn’t overly feeling the blues wife bar Closer is decent but funny As for Blue: .500 was jokes Reword was really long winded and lacked impact Switchboard was decent not too harsh Weighs in was a burn. Ouch Got pipes is okay Drive a Prius was a funny visual and an okay bar Eight and a half months was funny as well Dropping a wing was decent Curbside was decent Techno rave is cool Rigatoni’s is funny but brooo that rhyme didn’t work for me Closer was okay but was just that Both of you guys sort of fell off towards the end in my opinion, I think Blue had the more consistent verse but this an entertaining matchup definitely. User was maybe another quotable at the end away from taking this. But as it stands V/Blue |
Damn @evaD you figure it out homie?
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Evads indecisive, don’t rush him zuch.
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Blue Bayou wins 4-0 and advances.
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