NBL XV PLAYOFF CHAT
 

It begins...

AJAX LOOKS LIKE AN OLD WHITE WELSH WOMAN

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YOU HAVE A HIGH BMI AND A SHORTER THAN AVERAGE ANTICIPATED LIFE SPAN.

YOU'RE BOTH INCREDIBLY LOVELY PEOPLE

Thanks for your kind words @Zuch

Wtf was wrong with david ortiz/dave adore tees & caller id/collar id?

Balogna/fake g na
^Missed banger

no one missed that hot trash

He’s trolling, I believe.

Lmaoooo

JUST WAIT TILL DAVE SHOWS THAT HANDSOME CHISELED FACE IT’S OVA

@Aero

remember what happened to you in the pic league?

Of course this is just my opinion. But in case you were actually asking.

Jesus Christ at Dave Adore Tees

Dave Adore Tees is fine phonetically, but issue number 1 is that it's a battle and the words you choose to use are important. You can't say "Adore" or "Adorable" in a battle and come off aggressive or insulting. The best thing you can do is try to spin it so that it's a comedic angle rather than an aggressive one, but that didn't happen.

Issue 2 is the set-up didn't really feel like an organic transition to the bar. "This guy dresses like a bum, I know he adores t-shirts" has conflicting implications and is just an overall weird sentence to say

Issue number 3 is the context didn't fit the syntax. The full set-up was "I know Dave Adore Tees" which syntactically should have said "I know Dave Adores Tees".

There's an appropriate context for saying Adore instead of Adores, it's a present-tense verb. You'd have to format your sentence to say something like "I went into hot topic to watch Dave Adore Tees"

this is just the standard boilerplate autism, let me know if you need the weapons-grade autistic breakdown.

What is the point in writing this? Did you forget who you are talking to?

lmao @ standard boilerplate autism

Good shit @Destroyer. But also y'all can't change my mind that des got bodied.

Good shit @Adverse good luck next rd brother

uh, by who?