FINAL WEEK: Dave 6-3 VS Scout 3-2 DAVE WINS
 

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Now we're going max
 

Didn't U start dog week in the NPL? Lol
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Zuch says I'm fighting for playoffs. Let's gamble with my fate
I may not make the cutman, but he'll have his hands full with ya face
You a soft kid.. I saw pics. So when I lob fists, you'll out-whine me
Besides shawshank, you haven't made it thru a con flick without crying
Your bitch don't answer calls. You're weak and kind've dead to her.
If it weren't for her collar ID, she might've been eaten by a predator
Wtf kind of women could this bum be getting w/ his poor gear?
I know 'dave adore tees'...I also know he hasn't hit anything in 4 years
There's defiance on his dates bc they can't rely on him for payments
If drinks are on dave, he's collided with the waitress
And If sharing lines is smart, I assume the guy's a fucking scholar
PM's got an exchange rate that'd revolutionize his country $
Opiates have pushed him off the deep end. Watch a fiend get slayed
He a OG? Bologna, someone find the fake gna
That's narcotics anonymous, before the sped kid starts asking shit ..
Now the only thing going over his head is the casket lid

You have 5 hours and 30 minutes from now. That’s 12 PST. After that it’s a wrap.

I’m only showing for the bye week, that verse was just the boring type
Last time scout had a bi week was Pride and he still ain’t walking right
I don’t know of allll your aliases but I can def. speak on several
And you’ll know Scout in the house cus his bars reek on all levels
Asked for pics then bitched out when I sent him one
What was your shrine to text legends looking empty hun?
I been fucking his girl for years, why she stay with scout is unusual
I’d move the earth for that bitch but only if she asks for help with his funeral
People know me as the wildest
I’ll leave you balled up in a chest like your alter ego’s stylist
Come through with the beams it seems ur getting smashed in the worst way
Cus You gonna see a dot, barc and I’m not summoning trash wordplay
Surgical with bars, losing to this man is highly doubtful
Even Your name means to keep an eye out, I’ll give you a hand with my scalpel

There's defiance on his dates bc they can't rely on him for payments
If drinks are on dave, he's collided with the waitress

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I’m only showing for the bye week, that verse was just the boring type
Last time scout had a bi week was Pride and he still ain’t walking right


both were fairly even with the hits and misses. no major knockout punch.
I have Dave winning this with the opener line. clever/funny

vote - Dave

I need votes here guys so we can get to the playoffs.

@Adverse @Eviction @fraze @Fracture @Destroyer @Orc @UserName @iSpaz

nothing

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bi week, move the earth, dot barc was a funny discord nod

v/dave

PM bar was cool from scout, but ‘collar is’ and ‘adore tees’ were so awful that the verse is actually in the negative.


Not the best Dave verse, but I think he knew he didn’t need much after reading scout’s. Still good, just wasn’t the normal level. Dot Barc was fire, liked the funeral bar a lot too


Vote Dave

Quotes: con flick, exchange rate
Close: cutman, drinks on dave, casket lid

Not sure what happened this week, you had more misses than usually. A lot of word play, but bars like cutman, collar id, and dave adore tees would need harder hitting punches to work for me. closer might have worked with setup for going over his head.


Quotes: bars reek, move the earth, keep an eye out
Close: shrine, dot barc

Some of your wording feels rushed, but that could just be personal taste. You had a few misses but also had a couple nice bars.

Vote: evaD Scout had a lot of creative concepts but some of them came off forced. I have to give Dave the edge on consistency.

Scout -

And If sharing lines is smart, I assume the guy's a fucking scholar
PM's got an exchange rate that'd revolutionize his country $

Maybe? Idk. I feel like I'm missing a joke or something - are these supposed to be intentionally bad wordplays? Dave Adore Tees and collar ID are so, so, so cringe-inducing.

Dave -

Come through with the beams it seems ur getting smashed in the worst way
Cus You gonna see a dot, barc and I’m not summoning trash wordplay

This is all you really needed. reek and shrine were also cool, not dope or anything but they were cool. Not your best verse, but neither was his.

vote - Dave

Scout, you should be ashamed.