WEEK 9: Zuch 7-1 VS Scout 3-1 ZUCH WINS
 

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Good luck, gentlemen

We can do 20 if you want. Or 16.

16's good

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Lets dance, matty
Make sure jamies watching

Ima fire hooks into ye head and cheek. Start well
Leave the top of your i more crooked than the medellín cartels
Just because im white hot, the site wants to question/sway
But my alias is forbidden...like your illiterate wife on election day
Your mugshot is a hoax. Alll phoney
Last time you had a cell block, everything 'cept your nose stopped growing
That thing's its own animal, and fucking massive
Your face came with a longer nose manual than bucky lasek
Gats loaded and I brought the big steel ..
I'll make sure jamie hears Matt Groening if I draw the springfield
I hope upn sides w me instead of this 'behind the scenes' loser
Tweaking User's lines..looking like he does lines with tweaking users
You may be a cool guy, but you have pull why? Lame
You're involved in enough inside jobs to become a full time maid;
Vote for yourself, recycle & make mags that openly sway a lot...
There's reservations when calling you out 'cause no one will take your spot
But everything I'm involved in HAS to be clicked, guy..
So this'll be more widespread than your asshole if ya actually did time

You asked for this...

Killed by Ajax and now me? Give us a different challenger
You’re UPN’s “Body of the Month” but trust me we ain’t running a fitness calendar
I asked your girl what she wants from me, the timing was lit
Bitch said “Scout’s honor”, then she shoved my 3-finger salute right up her clit
I’ve been between those legs, the stank is killin’ me
It ain’t safe around her parts, there’s a lot of gang activity
Dismember your body, Funeral homes know I’m cold with the toolie
I’ll deliver your parts to the director like I just replaced your role in a movie
I’m an Eastside boy, Detroit had me growing up thug
You NEVER repped a set, but this banger will have you throwing up blood
That fucked up head of yours is in a trippy state
Dual heaters, ‘troop leader’, the boy Scout is getting touched in different ways
STOP editing your shit, I’m custom with stick work
Your verse reminds me of a bad rash, every time you touch it it gets worse
Beat you as Barc and now Scout? I’m laughing in fact @Sharp should add “Lost to Zuch” to your Accomps, you’re always champing at that
“Dope” “this is awesome!” Trust me she’s sick of caring
That’s not a battle review by Jamie, this time it’s your obituary


Sign out thread is in the usual spot ...

Medallion bar u fully get but kinda corny... the Matt Groening bar was niiiiice but slightly off on pronunciation.

Zuch: scouts honor could've been good but you dont shove anything up a clit wtf are you a virgin? Jamie you dont have to deal with that. After Gang activity I knew the battle was over. Stop editing and rash was lol... superb wording as usual
Director and throw up blood could be played but worded them well enough to enjoy.

Scout that forbidden for Biden bar is disappointing




Vote Zuch

Your mugshot is a hoax. Alll phoney
Last time you had a cell block, everything 'cept your nose stopped growing
That thing's its own animal, and fucking massive
Your face came with a longer nose manual than bucky lasek
Gats loaded and I brought the big steel ..
I'll make sure jamie hears Matt Groening if I draw the springfield
I hope upn sides w me instead of this 'behind the scenes' loser
Tweaking User's lines..looking like he does lines with tweaking users

Vs

Killed by Ajax and now me? Give us a different challenger
You’re UPN’s “Body of the Month” but trust me we ain’t running a fitness calendar
I’ve been between those legs, the stank is killin’ me
It ain’t safe around her parts, there’s a lot of gang activity
I’m an Eastside boy, Detroit had me growing up thug
You NEVER repped a set, but this banger will have you throwing up blood
STOP editing your shit, I’m custom with stick work
Your verse reminds me of a bad rash, every time you touch it it gets worse
Beat you as Barc and now Scout? I’m laughing in fact @Sharp should add “Lost to Zuch” to your Accomps, you’re always champing at that

V/zuch he was more consistent. Scout had some heat with the groening bar but couple misses that were interesting

Vote - Zuch

Your mugshot is a hoax. Alll phoney
Last time you had a cell block, everything 'cept your nose stopped growing
Gats loaded and I brought the big steel ..
I'll make sure jamie hears Matt Groening if I draw the springfield
I hope upn sides w me instead of this 'behind the scenes' loser
Tweaking User's lines..looking like he does lines with tweaking users

Cool verse with a dope middle

Vs

Killed by Ajax and now me? Give us a different challenger
You’re UPN’s “Body of the Month” but trust me we ain’t running a fitness calendar
I asked your girl what she wants from me, the timing was lit
Bitch said “Scout’s honor”, then she shoved my 3-finger salute right up her clit
I’ve been between those legs, the stank is killin’ me
It ain’t safe around her parts, there’s a lot of gang activity
Dismember your body, Funeral homes know I’m cold with the toolie
I’ll deliver your parts to the director like I just replaced your role in a movie
STOP editing your shit, I’m custom with stick work
Your verse reminds me of a bad rash, every time you touch it it gets worse
Beat you as Barc and now Scout? I’m laughing in fact @Sharp should add “Lost to Zuch” to your Accomps, you’re always champing at that

Some fire here.. I’ll give you the clit line because the idea was great. If only you’d changed right ‘up’ her clit to right ‘on’ her clit we’d be in business...

Even still, a nice drop from scout but Zuch had too much fire here.

Vote - Zuch

Scotic had cell block. Forbidden/for Biden was a terrible attempt.

Zuch had body of the month, scouts honor was cool but how do you stick fingers up a clit? You can’t penetrate a clit so that killed the bar for me. Safe around her parts was nice and bad rash was flames. Very consistent verse.

Zuch got it.

Quotes: medallion, cell block, bucky lasek, groening, reservations
Close: forbidden, inside jobs

Opener was cool, really liked nose manual and simpsons concepts. A couple misses but this was definitely a nice verse.

Quotes: throwing up blood, touched, bad rash, obituary
Close: Body of the Month, gang activity, funeral director

This is a nice verse. I thought you started slow but you had a string of heaters in the second half. People have been doing pieces/parts bars to death for the last few weeks, putting two in one verse is a kinda overkill to me.

Vote: Scout So I should probably vote for Zuch and not hear shit from people but I have them both with 7 mentions and Scout has more quotes. obituary and reservations were light quotes for me so I could see going either way on those, so I just counted them both. In terms of creativity medallin, bucky lasek, and groening were stand outs vs bad rash for Zuch. Zuch has better wording, but simpler concepts. It might be a style preference thing (or not liking the parts bars), Zuch you're a dope writer but I think he got you.

That thing's its own animal, and fucking massive
Your face came with a longer nose manual than bucky lasek
Gats loaded and I brought the big steel ..
I'll make sure jamie hears Matt Groening if I draw the springfield
I hope upn sides w me instead of this 'behind the scenes' loser
Tweaking User's lines..looking like he does lines with tweaking users

vs.

Killed by Ajax and now me? Give us a different challenger
You’re UPN’s “Body of the Month” but trust me we ain’t running a fitness calendar
Dismember your body, Funeral homes know I’m cold with the toolie
I’ll deliver your parts to the director like I just replaced your role in a movie
I’m an Eastside boy, Detroit had me growing up thug
You NEVER repped a set, but this banger will have you throwing up blood
That fucked up head of yours is in a trippy state
Dual heaters, ‘troop leader’, the boy Scout is getting touched in different ways


Close and best battle of the 3 total I've read since being back. Just came down to quotes.

V/ Zuch

Scout -

Your mugshot is a hoax. Alll phoney
Last time you had a cell block, everything 'cept your nose stopped growing
That thing's its own animal, and fucking massive
Your face came with a longer nose manual than bucky lasek
I hope upn sides w me instead of this 'behind the scenes' loser
Tweaking User's lines..looking like he does lines with tweaking users
Vote for yourself, recycle & make mags that openly sway a lot...
There's reservations when calling you out 'cause no one will take your spot


These were all cool, Bucky Lasek was probably my favorite line. Groening and medellin lines were either pronounced incorrectly or worded poorly, so i left those off. Creatively, solid ideas though.

Zuch -

I asked your girl what she wants from me, the timing was lit
Bitch said “Scout’s honor”, then she shoved my 3-finger salute right up her clit
Dismember your body, Funeral homes know I’m cold with the toolie
I’ll deliver your parts to the director like I just replaced your role in a movie
That fucked up head of yours is in a trippy state
Dual heaters, ‘troop leader’, the boy Scout is getting touched in different ways
STOP editing your shit, I’m custom with stick work
Your verse reminds me of a bad rash, every time you touch it it gets worse

Solid verse. Enjoyed the above, director line is dope, rash was a funny cuz its true moment. Overall, good stuff.

Good battle guys, going with Zuch. He had LOTB for me, and his misses weren't as bad as Scout's were.

V - Zuch