WEEK 8 ROAST
 

Brought to you by Spree.

8 lines.


Winner chosen for next mag and gets an accomp.


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Have fun

This is quite the family portrait, that shit would drive me to narcotics.
There’s a barrage of snowflakes in that yard, that's a full house of barcotics.

Fuck that guy in the orange hoodie, with that shitted in grin you’re surely wrecked.
trying to act nice in front of the cam when you prolly stole ur grandma's social security check.

Smarten tfu.
You're there with a green light to do jobs for the owner
Not to be pressing her buttons, but she might if you got any closer
Assault rifle aimed at her head. Broad day is the trend..
Unless you want me & my K2 Meter inside...we can communicate with her friends
You failed her last winter. Visitors hardly could park
They got Toad more than kids that owned mario cart
Happy thanksgiving!
You'd never see me send back food, I'm hungry..
But THOSE kinda Turkey Breast should be sent back to her country

I feel bad for the tranny granny. Reverse mortgage and a crop full of dopes
But feel even worse for the dog who is cold and can only smell suboxone and snow

Keying. fuck it..

Old bitch needed help.. thank god she got her saviours at hand
Have no fear cos the Snow Patrol’s here.. each dude fucking gay as that band
Least intimidating crew I’ve ever seen. All talk no action except..
Ya mans so fed up with ‘all bark’ he’s ready to snap that dogs neck
My guy ur lines are trash, I’d rather all of u and the dog were dead
That diamond on ur hat’s the only time a gem’s produced off the top of ya head
Hag in the doorway grateful for help but evil’s evident, shit
If gran’s appreciation was touching... she molested all 5 of u when u were kids

LOL at that bitch.

And her soft ass grandson's cuz they're not that hard.
when my girl get's that old, I hope her tities don't drop that far.

due when @UPN Zuch ?

Due by Monday. Winner announced next mag.

I see y'all brought the shovels & it ain't for the weather
Four Brothers; all gathered at home to bury their mother

I'm fuckin bent. 5 faggots and a witch so good luck at rent
Fam, you said you were icy but I didn't know this is what you meant

Props for shoveling snow in 30 below, I admit that's fucking brave.
That thumbs up must be because you did a good job digging ur own grave.
After they finish their chores, grandma will send spree back to the attic.
That dude holding the pitbul, cuz u about to be bit for acting like a faggit.
Freezing his balls off for nothing, we can all agree that this man is stupid.
I don't feel bad that you brothers walk all over you, cuz u even let ur nana do it
There should be less bodies in that photo, if not showing up was supported.
There's 5 grandkids in that picture, and we can tell which one was almost aborted.

@Eviction

what the fuck you talking about barcotic.

Yo

Mr. Tryinghardtofitinbutihavedowns
I'm not barcotic, and you've exceeded the line limit by 6

Spree's father should have burned the baby stroller, I can't believe that's life.
He must have been sonned by barcotic, that's evident after the fucking gaslight.

dq me or don't recognize the overage, easy @Scout stop snitching. I don't care about the accomp.

Theres se7en of ya. Put ya all in a box for sin
Looks like southpark.. & idk what kills Kenny but I hope it doesnt stop with him

What an ugly clan,
6 weirdos and a Resin Hungryman

Spree,

Ya picked the perfect place to show ur battle fails
I'm more than a handful. & u had a snowballs chance in hell
Every NBL run, no mentions in the mag my brother..
This jobs 1st time you've cleaned up after ya path got covered
And mutts alpha leader of the group in actuality...
Shoplifting cans in hoodies to support meth habits their Pack Mentality
Ya'll the lowest class to remain now Granny's in pain
Line to fucks like Snowpiercer, u fightin ya way up from back of the train