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WEEK 7: Username 3-2 VS Jayfresh 3-2 USERNAME WINS
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NC shits on you, nobody calls this man the greatest
Now everyone can see Jay get wasted like San Andreas We’re not alike, I write verses for my legions of fans You write ‘Verzuz!’ in comments while Swizz streams on the ‘Gram Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door Culture said I had kids? A possibility whenever I fuck whores But I’m calling Jay’s girl, I’m curious what I gave her 300 bucks for? Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’ & that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side Regardless, this is a hassle, I’m trying to write shit an skedaddle Goodbye JaysonFresh, Signed UserNameWinningThisBattle |
JaysonFresh verse:
lets go. quick question tho: User desperately tryna revive career, why bother? u gon dieeee anyway. ya life a car breathalyzer theres 'no .2 it for starters' YOUR corny jokes hav us like wtf. User done? He should just stop last week u showed an Answer.. then got hit with Culture shock let vultures flock. doughboy aint got stamina to pause save my gun bars for next week, nigga u already close to dieing of natural cause & those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager I’ll fuckin stage ya death a suicide, make that the scene Have u Layed out, tool in ya mouth.. that’s a Cpap machine. & Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock? exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock soo what'll kill him firrrrst. is it Fresh or his cholesterol experts say with proper masking, COVID a struggle to catch.. so is User ina Trust Fall & ur bout 2 inhaler puffs away from a lung collapse this kinda beat down'll need sraL's coconut oil to get Users health back on track. sianara. |
USERNAME
NC shits on you, nobody calls this man the greatest Now everyone can see Jay get wasted like San Andreas Throwaway bar for an opener? We’re not alike, I write verses for my legions of fans You write ‘Verzuz!’ in comments while Swizz streams on the ‘Gram Ehhhh Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries More cocky than harsh. I'm lookin for a hit All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door Funny Culture said I had kids? A possibility whenever I fuck whores But I’m calling Jay’s girl, I’m curious what I gave her 300 bucks for? Kinda funny Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’ & that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions Cool wp, avg bar I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side Basic Regardless, this is a hassle, I’m trying to write shit an skedaddle Goodbye JaysonFresh, Signed UserNameWinningThisBattle Throwaway for the closer too? Mannn either you aint gaf about this battle, or this guy must really suck. Probably the worst verse I've seen from you, out of all 5-6 of them. Door & 300 bucks were only bars that resonated, the rest seemed keyed. 5/10 VS JAYSONFRESH User desperately tryna revive career, why bother? u gon dieeee anyway. ya life a car breathalyzer theres 'no .2 it for starters' I see what you were trying, and I like, but it didn't work quite right YOUR corny jokes hav us like wtf. User done? He should just stop last week u showed an Answer.. then got hit with Culture shock Below avg "you lost to ___ last week" bar let vultures flock. doughboy aint got stamina to pause save my gun bars for next week, nigga u already close to dieing of natural cause Meh & those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager Ehhh... nah. Not feeling where you went with it I’ll fuckin stage ya death a suicide, make that the scene Have u Layed out, tool in ya mouth.. that’s a Cpap machine. Too basic & Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock? exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock Cool concept. Reworded could've been lotb soo what'll kill him firrrrst. is it Fresh or his cholesterol experts say with proper masking, COVID a struggle to catch.. so is User ina Trust Fall Said a lot in the punch just to get to a soft punchline. Couldve done more with this & ur bout 2 inhaler puffs away from a lung collapse this kinda beat down'll need sraL's coconut oil to get Users health back on track. Meh Take out the filler, reword struggle to catch & on lock and you might've won this. As it stands, i didn't like much other than those two. The opener was honorable mention. 4/10 All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door VS & Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock? exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock Weirdly close, subpar battle, lots of misses. Vote: User |
NC shits on you, nobody calls this man the greatest
Now everyone can see Jay get wasted like San Andreas light We’re not alike, I write verses for my legions of fans You write ‘Verzuz!’ in comments while Swizz streams on the ‘Gram lol Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries kinda corny but cool All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door hit Culture said I had kids? A possibility whenever I fuck whores But I’m calling Jay’s girl, I’m curious what I gave her 300 bucks for? nahh lol Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’ & that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions i get the hbo wire on deman, but is the other thing, a thing? I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side hmm Regardless, this is a hassle, I’m trying to write shit an skedaddle Goodbye JaysonFresh, Signed UserNameWinningThisBattle lollll bruh whatttt vs User desperately tryna revive career, why bother? u gon dieeee anyway. ya life a car breathalyzer theres 'no .2 it for starters' cool YOUR corny jokes hav us like wtf. User done? He should just stop last week u showed an Answer.. then got hit with Culture shock had potential let vultures flock. doughboy aint got stamina to pause save my gun bars for next week, nigga u already close to dieing of natural cause i liked this & those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager nah lol I’ll fuckin stage ya death a suicide, make that the scene Have u Layed out, tool in ya mouth.. that’s a Cpap machine. uh u a respiratory therapist bruh? & Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock? exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock light soo what'll kill him firrrrst. is it Fresh or his cholesterol experts say with proper masking, COVID a struggle to catch.. so is User ina Trust Fall nahh & ur bout 2 inhaler puffs away from a lung collapse this kinda beat down'll need sraL's coconut oil to get Users health back on track. nah v/user. this was a close battle and i've seen better from both tbh. i'll have to give the slight edge to user. |
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Jay had natural cause, username on lock. Trust fall would have hit with better wording, .2 was close. Nice concepts in general but some of the wording made me cringe. Vote: JayFresh. Definitely would have expected to be voting for User just looking at the names on the battle but JayFresh came with a lot of creativity. This ended up being a close battle with Jay having better concepts and User having better execution, but both having a lot of misses. JayFresh's wording was really bad in some places, so User probably would have won this one if he didn't have a throwaway bar for his closer. |
Hmmm. Two of the better on here; I mean it as a compliment that I expected a little more. On any given day, I could see either of you beating anyone. It just seemed like you each dialed it in a little bit. Still, both verses were solid.. User’s traditional humor and Jayson’s wording.
I liked User’s extended attack on Culture’s fake kids personal... but I wasn’t a huge fan of his opening 4... Jayson’s verse was well worded, but he had some stale ideas that I wouldn’t have expected. Gunbars don’t work for me unless they’re really well done and I’ve seen trust fall fat jokes and plays on “Username” numerous times. If you’re gonna attack User’s weight, you really gotta come clever, and I thought the health/fat jokes weren’t next level enough. Overall, this was really close. I think User barely edged it out. Cheers. |
User
Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’ & that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side Verse felt rushed or phoned in for a user verse Let's see if it'a enough ... Jayson & those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager & Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock? exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock Almost didn't quote on lock because of wording but that was a fire concept Almost quoted natural causes & trust fall. Both were lacking a bit Voting Username in a close one |
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Jayfresh fat jokes weren’t creative enough to hit. User was more fresh here with crisper wording Good battle Vote user |
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