WEEK 4: Sinacog 0-2 VS Shredder 0-0 SHREDDER WINS
 

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SHREDDER? THE CHEDDER MOZERELLA HELECOPTER PROPELLER
CHOPPING YOU LIKE MOZERELLA: THAN PUTTING HOLES IN YOU LIKE CHEDDER/
I grab the beretta; and shredder; it's over?
You come over grips with reality; if I was on a bridge saying red rover red rover!
Dead cobras in your locker; socrates and aritstotle!
Blare the nozzle; like opening coke bottles!
For shredder grabs the beretta and humiliates himself!
You'll get whipped with a belt; you'll get whipped with He whose name shall not be spoken's fat ass belt for not being a PHAT EMCEE!
I'm a nocturnal demon; drinking semon
Even as a ALIEN you couldn't have the beamer!

Bitch YOU a senior member? Well like usher in 2012 you've lost a step, son!/
So my punches bout ta make Cog swell like the boss from the jetsons!!/

Cuz he always crack under pressure, he got 16 cruel defeats!!/
So we gon see the ugliest Sin when I break this choker like a cross stealing jewelry thief!!/

Now why beg for battles, is this how this clown really act in this org??/
Riding Dead Man's dick like necrophiliacs in the morgue!!/

But its fact he ignored yo callout, peeped ya win column and laughed at the numeral/
Thats why you even managed to make a dead man pass with no funeral!/

On here ya stock lower than AMC theaters, and just when I didn't know if you could be any weirder/
Yo dumb ass said you drink semen, and I couldn't help but just leer at ya/

Vote - SHREDDER

he had some thought out jokes although they were kinda dated and wording could do with work.

Not reading Sinacog’s verse. Get him out of this league por favor.

Shredder was okay. Read up on what’s considered good here and tweak your style accordingly. You know how to formulate punches, focus now on being a bit more witty and less obvious with the punch.

Shredder won. Sin sucks

Good understanding on how to use ammo and concoct a punchline


It’s obv u not new to this

Sharpen up



Vote shred

W T F.

v/shred

V - Shredda

Mo’ Betta.

Shredder wasn’t refined or anything but he did at least attempt the basics of battling, follow Orc’s advice man

Sinacog drinking demon semen again? If you’re going to be weird at least come at us with some original weird bars each week

V/Shredda

Shredder wins.

Sinacogs closer edged this for him


Vote Cog da Gawd

Banned

You mean to tell me niggas dropping like 01 still?!?.. Wow.. Vote shred.. Not a lot of fresh concepts but wording isn't bad and schemes are at least coherent.. Other cat is just not suppose to be here tbh

sinacogs whole verse was rambling that didnt make sense and the drinking semen shit is mad homo and should prolly lose you the battle even if the rest of your shit wasnt trash

shredder cogswell was ok i wasnt really feeling anything else and that last line was also just about as weird as anything sinacog said, but shredder definitely had more bars

v/ shredder

Shredder got this


Solid wording and some cool concepts. More than enough.

Shredder takes the win due to bothering to attempt punches with some humour and ideas

Not great by far but obviously enough

Vote shredder

Shredder got this with that horrible verse
That’s how bad sinagcog is

V/shredder

I enjoyed and didnt enjoy the usher stepson line. To even post in a Sina battle is beneath me so I won't further devalue myself by voting

shredder fed in his closer so Sincog won