WEEK 3: Brokenhal0 0-1 VS Universe 0-2 UNIVERSE WINS
 

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Your a universal bore a loser worse to talk to cause you booze and burst to law
some universes don't deserve support that universe is lost
time to saw those universes off like a universal force
effect and cause how this moves in tune with song
a planet where your multis lack truth and all you do is wrong
im universally you so when i spit the future looks back in two
a source while you Use others to Verse the lack in U
feed your corpse while the dogs dragged it threw
another dimension in time no stars shine in vacuumed rooms
im like a living starship call me event horizon
your crew just got sucked into the blackest diamond
minding annunaki universe got merked hes a fake hes a copy
the constellations spelling out universe is sloppy
haters on this site playing favorites cause some see commodity in pass go
that's your last hope pour some tabasco in your black holes
i will steal your galaxy's wearing my labcoat
extinguish all your suns until no light shines on your dad's throne
this verse certain to move the earth call that adverse effects
another pussy playing with planets but this big bang happens next

You know what? Fuck it. I'll match the 18...

"Learn to count, motherfucker" - Brian Ortega

That was a barely legal 18... Some things don't improve with time, Zuch
You handed this bum a squeegee just so he could squeak by in my view
Bro' I read the rhymes you spewed... I'd prefer to have the Covid 19 flu
Twice removed since the 9th of June, rather than rub elbows with the likes of you
CaPiTal LettERs advertised the truth; I don't consider many things used
It's not my business, but it proves Brochure can't deliver anything new...
Shouldn't have stepped in the ring dude, no one expects you to win this
If you played to your strengths you'd never make it off the bench to begin with
You less than efficient; A shallow halibut never raising a line
It's kind of like Shallow Hal a bit... you don't pull your weight in my eyes
Your wifey's like, "Why can't my bitch ass husband hit a punch?"
It's cuz I see them coming from afar, missy... like prescription drugs
Son's got a God complex, you looked upon as easy prey
Couldn't pass yourself off as a frontrunner with a baton at a relay race
Tonight's the night, a Slice of Life - Dexter versus an odd little angel
But I'm still trying to wrap my head around what YOU brought to the table...
Guess 'Everything Connected' but your halo... I must've missed Bro's fall
It's no prob, kid just got lit up in retro-specked like a disco ball...

Thanks for coming out.

this verse certain to move the earth call that adverse effects
another pussy playing with planets but this big bang happens next

Vs
Shouldn't have stepped in the ring dude, no one expects you to win this
If you played to your strengths you'd never make it off the bench to begin with
You less than efficient; A shallow halibut never raising a line
It's kind of like Shallow Hal a bit... you don't pull your weight in my eyes
Your wifey's like, "Why can't my bitch ass husband hit a punch?"
It's cuz I see them coming from afar, missy... like prescription drugs

Tonight's the night, a Slice of Life - Dexter versus an odd little angel
But I'm still trying to wrap my head around what YOU brought to the table...

Universe wins this handily, Halo’s closer was okay but the rest was bleh.

V/Uni

Universe

Shallow Hal cool
Disco ball ok

You didn’t need much against this opponent

Halo

Nothing much bro.. keep working on it

Vote universe

You less than efficient; A shallow halibut never raising a line
It's kind of like Shallow Hal a bit... you don't pull your weight in my eyes
Son's got a God complex, you looked upon as easy prey
Couldn't pass yourself off as a frontrunner with a baton at a relay race

vs

nothing....

v/universe. not sure if brokenhalo is a troll or being serious? universe had some decent stuff, but I have a feeling he held back after judging his competition.

Both did pretty well. Good work.

Vote - BROKEN HALO

This is why we ban.

@Universe this verse was fire. I enjoyed all the tie-ins & associations in the set ups. I like your style, it’s different. Rub elbows was a fire flip, pharmacy was nice, shallow hall was cool, brochure was nice because it all tied together well.

I’m not reading brokenhalos verse.

Vote Universe.

From what I've read so far on here, I think Universe is pretty underrated as a battler around here. His verse wasn't perfect and had several stretches that I didn't really like, but there were several very creative concepts... and the wording had an originality to it that made it refreshing. Decent verse.

Brokenhalo... The tabasco/black hole line was actually kinda funny and smooth. There wasn't really anything else. Keep practicing.

Vote, Universe.

Universe ain’t no joke

Solid verse throughout. Disco and shallow Hal were my favs


Halo I wasn’t feeling much of yours. Better than last week so at least you’re improving. Keep it up.

Vote Uni

Your a universal bore a loser worse to talk to cause you booze and burst to law
some universes don't deserve support that universe is lost
funny but why would you support an universe

time to saw those universes off like a universal force
effect and cause how this moves in tune with song
cool philosophy

a planet where your multis lack truth and all you do is wrong
im universally you so when i spit the future looks back in two
wording hurt this yo but u couldve done something cool with this

a source while you Use others to Verse the lack in U
feed your corpse while the dogs dragged it threw
lol is the punchline in the setup also its sretched and corny

another dimension in time no stars shine in vacuumed rooms
im like a living starship call me event horizon
statement

your crew just got sucked into the blackest diamond
minding annunaki universe got merked hes a fake hes a copy
eeeeeh

the constellations spelling out universe is sloppy
haters on this site playing favorites cause some see commodity in pass go
whos hating

that's your last hope pour some tabasco in your black holes
i will steal your galaxy's wearing my labcoat
extinguish all your suns until no light shines on your dad's throne
this is some thanos shit

this verse certain to move the earth call that adverse effects
another pussy playing with planets but this big bang happens next
ok potential bar but dude

vs.

That was a barely legal 18... Some things don't improve with time, Zuch
You handed this bum a squeegee just so he could squeak by in my view
okk

Bro' I read the rhymes you spewed... I'd prefer to have the Covid 19 flu
Twice removed since the 9th of June, rather than rub elbows with the likes of you
cool

CaPiTal LettERs advertised the truth; I don't consider many things used
It's not my business, but it proves Brochure can't deliver anything new...
ok[/B]

Shouldn't have stepped in the ring dude, no one expects you to win this
If you played to your strengths you'd never make it off the bench to begin with
okk

You less than efficient; A shallow halibut never raising a line
It's kind of like Shallow Hal a bit... you don't pull your weight in my eyes
okk

Your wifey's like, "Why can't my bitch ass husband hit a punch?"
It's cuz I see them coming from afar, missy... like prescription drugs
cool

Son's got a God complex, you looked upon as easy prey
Couldn't pass yourself off as a frontrunner with a baton at a relay race
ok

Tonight's the night, a Slice of Life - Dexter versus an odd little angel
But I'm still trying to wrap my head around what YOU brought to the table...
statement

Guess 'Everything Connected' but your halo... I must've missed Bro's fall
It's no prob, kid just got lit up in retro-specked like a disco ball...
cool


yooo universe good verse and stuff.. gotta mention that your initial attitude on the line limit was wack and childish thats not a textcee spirit but im glad you overcame that situation.. someone had to say it... you definitely bringing heat compared to your first battle. looking forward to battle you

v/ universe

Shallow halibut the most ridiculous setup ever lol. Uni had some cool stuff though like brochure and the flow was nice. Hal0 didn’t have any standouts to me

Vote - universe

The first guy wrote a topical verse and universe fed through his entire verse
Not sure how to vote on this