WEEK 1: Blue Bayou vs Adverse BLUE WINS
 

Sup bb?

12 unless you wanna do more fam

Hello neighbor

Yeah let's aim for 14-16. I suck now so be gentle

Ext okay Bluesy? I gotta finish my Black August verse and wanna give you the 16 you deserve

You got it man

Tomorrow it is

Extension denied for blue.

Understood

Congrats Ad

Could gun you down in front of 100 witnesses - won’t one tell on me squeezin’
Funny cus you vanish then it’s all Hush, like how you ran the NBL this last season
If you keep yapping about that 3 figure salary, your dome gettin lit
Super Mario though - grabbin all that Blue Coin after pullin the switch
I’m arguably the most versatile writer on this site, I’ll fry this dude
The most versatile thing about you is the fact that you try dick, too
Imagine this guy selling bricks, strapped with a tech n a few clips
Only money you ever seen off weight is when you bet that Seth wouldn’t lose it
Throw you in that casket fast, in a flash with this fire verse
You fucking with hip hop’s Opie Winston and it ain’t nothing to get Ryan Hurst
Nobody you’ve faced could prepare u for me, that long accomp list meanin’ nothing
Because in the ring Blue’s badges lose their value, that’s police defunding
Besides you’ve gone far too long living in the past hoping it harbors you some clout
How can you be in the debate for GOAT, u can’t even win an argument with Ouch
And them lines are a stretttchhh bro nobody fears this punk
Only reason dudes Voting Blue is because Biden could write a more coherent punch

alright you fat lawn gnome looking mother fucker


new NBL rules got me laughin' at this dweeb
yeah you'll get a lot of points alright.. when we ask who's the wackest in the league
calm under pressure, won't lose it to a midget that’s phony
trust me guys i’ma keep a cool head.. Ad’s in my fridge as trophy
Ad hits on women but its slowly got em losing his mind
guy gets more push-back then Bond, Dune and every 2020 movie combined
fat hack writer with a gene disorder..
to not be wack, you’d need more pep talks then your next pizza order
when you don’t follow your instincts you get mad as hell
i get it man u’ve always gone with your gut.. ur face & thighs are fat as well
couple fresh AK’s plus i bought an auto cash
i copped some pneumatics, you look like you have a lot of gas
wife told'em she's fed up, would rather get some rest not sex
at best its a 'two minute drill' that provides less excitment then the Jets offense
& these claims you’ve won fights got me crazy annoyed
bro, you 'take it outside' & get dropped instantly.. you shady mccoy

CLOSE battle guys. I got to break it down on the dreaded hit and miss scale on a second read through to determine the winner.

Adverse:

Could gun you down in front of 100 witnesses - won’t one tell on me squeezin’
Funny cus you vanish then it’s all Hush, like how you ran the NBL this last season

- Had to dig through the archives to find the relevance... I'm new here lol. That connected though. Hit.

If you keep yapping about that 3 figure salary, your dome gettin lit
Super Mario though - grabbin all that Blue Coin after pullin the switch

- dig the Mario reference. Hit.

I’m arguably the most versatile writer on this site, I’ll fry this dude
The most versatile thing about you is the fact that you try dick, too

- meh, miss. You ARE the most versatile though - no arguments.

Imagine this guy selling bricks, strapped with a tech n a few clips
Only money you ever seen off weight is when you bet that Seth wouldn’t lose it

- lol nice. Hit.

Throw you in that casket fast, in a flash with this fire verse
You fucking with hip hop’s Opie Winston and it ain’t nothing to get Ryan Hurst

- Ryan Hurst/Hearsed. Cool. Hit.

Nobody you’ve faced could prepare u for me, that long accomp list meanin’ nothing
Because in the ring Blue’s badges lose their value, that’s police defunding

- cool but too... general? Miss.

Besides you’ve gone far too long living in the past hoping it harbors you some clout
How can you be in the debate for GOAT, u can’t even win an argument with Ouch

- hahahhaaa. HIT.

And them lines are a stretttchhh bro nobody fears this punk
Only reason dudes Voting Blue is because Biden could write a more coherent punch

- good closer, relevant and connected to previous debate bar. Hit.

6 landed for Adverse. Impressive.


Blue Bayou:

alright you fat lawn gnome looking mother fucker

- lol vote Blue

new NBL rules got me laughin' at this dweeb
yeah you'll get a lot of points alright.. when we ask who's the wackest in the league

- Nice, a hit... but not true... at all. But got to reward the cleverness.

calm under pressure, won't lose it to a midget that’s phony
trust me guys i’ma keep a cool head.. Ad’s in my fridge as trophy

- MISS. BITE @Resin M-I-C. Resin's Jeffrey Dahmer "cool and collected" vs. Username at the Summer Classic was better. Tsk tsk, Blue

Ad hits on women but its slowly got em losing his mind
guy gets more push-back then Bond, Dune and every 2020 movie combined

- LOVED this. Hit.

fat shitty writer with a gene disorder..
to not be wack, you’d need more pep talks then your next pizza order

- not feeling this.

when you don’t follow your instincts you get mad as hell
i get it man u’ve always gone with your gut.. ur face & thighs are fat as well

- Ehhhhh... fine... hit.

couple fresh AK’s plus i bought an auto cash
i copped some pneumatics, you look like you have a lot of gas

- good wordplay, okay punch. Shitty gun bar. Still grazed him. Hit

wife told'em she's fed up & would rather have rest not sex
at best its a 'two minute drill' that ends with less excitment then the Jets offense

- Not too shabby. Hit.

these claims you’ve won mad fights make me crazy annoyed
bro, you 'take it outside' & get dropped instantly.. you shady mccoy

- cool closer... Blue's been watching NFL like a fiend yet still thinks every team plays 17 games per season lol.. Hit.

You guys are both awesome... Overall a good battle, really damn close. Dead even, actually. 6-6... Making my entire voting process irrelevant lol. Anyway, I'm gonna edge it to Adverse here, he put in the effort and was more personal in his attacks... and that Blue/Resin bite aka coincidence left a bad taste in my mouth.

Vote - Adverse

Opener (...lol), hurst

Vs

I pretty much liked everything but opener and closer were light

Still more than enough here

V/blue bayou and also remove Corleone from the earth

Damn I want to vote, but I shouldn't.

Well I was going... and I think over all Adverse slightly edged it out... and I read it twice.


He had some ho hum lame lines too..

I really liked

fat hack writer with a gene disorder..
to not be wack, you’d need more pep talks then your next pizza order
when you don’t follow your instincts you get mad as hell
i get it man u’ve always gone with your gut.. ur face & thighs are fat as well

those lines from Blue... espeically the pep/peperroni line

calm under pressure, won't lose it to a midget that’s phony
trust me guys i’ma keep a cool head.. Ad’s in my fridge as trophy


and that... matter fact im going to switch my vote mid vote


I'm voting for Blue.... but really if I read it again I might go with Adverse....

this is like 49% Vs. 51%... mad close... voting for Blue... but could really really go either way

Could gun you down in front of 100 witnesses - won’t one tell on me squeezin’
Funny cus you vanish then it’s all Hush, like how you ran the NBL this last season
Nice personal
If you keep yapping about that 3 figure salary, your dome gettin lit
Super Mario though - grabbin all that Blue Coin after pullin the switch
Not sure on this one
I’m arguably the most versatile writer on this site, I’ll fry this dude
The most versatile thing about you is the fact that you try dick, too
Lol kinda basic tho
Imagine this guy selling bricks, strapped with a tech n a few clips
Only money you ever seen off weight is when you bet that Seth wouldn’t lose it
[B]Wouldve worked better if he did brag about that stuff I guess/B]
Throw you in that casket fast, in a flash with this fire verse
You fucking with hip hop’s Opie Winston and it ain’t nothing to get Ryan Hurst
Nice
Nobody you’ve faced could prepare u for me, that long accomp list meanin’ nothing
Because in the ring Blue’s badges lose their value, that’s police defunding
Ok
Besides you’ve gone far too long living in the past hoping it harbors you some clout
How can you be in the debate for GOAT, u can’t even win an argument with Ouch
Ok
And them lines are a stretttchhh bro nobody fears this punk
Only reason dudes Voting Blue is because Biden could write a more coherent punch
Decent





new NBL rules got me laughin' at this dweeb
yeah you'll get a lot of points alright.. when we ask who's the wackest in the league
Decent
calm under pressure, won't lose it to a midget that’s phony
trust me guys i’ma keep a cool head.. Ad’s in my fridge as trophy
Fire nicely worded although I’ve seen the concept before
Ad hits on women but its slowly got em losing his mind
guy gets more push-back then Bond, Dune and every 2020 movie combined
Decent and again nice wording elevates
fat hack writer with a gene disorder..
to not be wack, you’d need more pep talks then your next pizza order
Lol this concept is dumb
when you don’t follow your instincts you get mad as hell
i get it man u’ve always gone with your gut.. ur face & thighs are fat as well
Lol
couple fresh AK’s plus i bought an auto cash
i copped some pneumatics, you look like you have a lot of gas
Lol nice
wife told'em she's fed up, would rather get some rest not sex
at best its a 'two minute drill' that provides less excitment then the Jets offense
Cool
& these claims you’ve won fights got me crazy annoyed
bro, you 'take it outside' & get dropped instantly.. you shady mccoy
Nice


Opener
Seth weight
Hearsed

V

Cool head
Gut
Pneumatic

Both had some nice quotables but blue had more consistency elsewhere and a few more that were bordering on being highlights. Good stuff adverse but not quite enough this time

hate voting on battles that are this close

Could gun you down in front of 100 witnesses - won’t one tell on me squeezin’
Funny cus you vanish then it’s all Hush, like how you ran the NBL this last season
loll i dig this

If you keep yapping about that 3 figure salary, your dome gettin lit
Super Mario though - grabbin all that Blue Coin after pullin the switch
cool

I’m arguably the most versatile writer on this site, I’ll fry this dude
The most versatile thing about you is the fact that you try dick, too
ehh it's weak

Imagine this guy selling bricks, strapped with a tech n a few clips
Only money you ever seen off weight is when you bet that Seth wouldn’t lose it
cool

Throw you in that casket fast, in a flash with this fire verse
You fucking with hip hop’s Opie Winston and it ain’t nothing to get Ryan Hurst
not getting the refs

Nobody you’ve faced could prepare u for me, that long accomp list meanin’ nothing
Because in the ring Blue’s badges lose their value, that’s police defunding
wording hurt this but this is coool concept

Besides you’ve gone far too long living in the past hoping it harbors you some clout
How can you be in the debate for GOAT, u can’t even win an argument with Ouch
ouch arguments got old after I pulled it off.. jk.. this is ok but yeah kinda played

And them lines are a stretttchhh bro nobody fears this punk
Only reason dudes Voting Blue is because Biden could write a more coherent punch
ok

vs.

new NBL rules got me laughin' at this dweeb
yeah you'll get a lot of points alright.. when we ask who's the wackest in the league
ok decent

calm under pressure, won't lose it to a midget that’s phony
trust me guys i’ma keep a cool head.. Ad’s in my fridge as trophy
lol

Ad hits on women but its slowly got em losing his mind
guy gets more push-back then Bond, Dune and every 2020 movie combined
ok

fat hack writer with a gene disorder..
to not be wack, you’d need more pep talks then your next pizza order
lool

when you don’t follow your instincts you get mad as hell
i get it man u’ve always gone with your gut.. ur face & thighs are fat as well
lmao

couple fresh AK’s plus i bought an auto cash
i copped some pneumatics, you look like you have a lot of gas
??

wife told'em she's fed up, would rather get some rest not sex
at best its a 'two minute drill' that provides less excitment then the Jets offense
decent

& these claims you’ve won fights got me crazy annoyed
bro, you 'take it outside' & get dropped instantly.. you shady mccoy
ok

Cool battle, I like what I'm seeing from adverse and hes coming up with dope lines that could have had him winning in a 10 lines battle. definitely dangerous. However, blue bayour came up with more consistency in his hits and jabs and knee kicks so i'm going with him here

Ad my guy, not bad bere. You’re definitely getting better and wording your stuff at a higher level. Consistent verse but nothing grabbed me.

Blue is bitch made. We all know that. But he brought some good stuff. Pizza order, thighs, and cool head were nice. Good stuff. You’re a bitch.


Vote - blue