Playoff Play-In: Wanderer vs Adverse vs Mac - WANDERER WINS
 

@Adverse @Wanderer @Mac

Your target: Discussion's loveable loser, Finny aka infinity tha relik

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Alrighty check

Ok

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100% cotton bandana. 100% genuine homo.

Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies..
How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes
& u being rock n roll was only ever a dream
This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean
I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed
Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot

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What the FUCK

Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate
Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate
That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true
Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes
What a look. Maybe he was born with it? Nah of course it’s just meth
Looking so wound up now if only the same was true with that bungee cord round ya neck

@Mac

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no hard feelings but,

this is what Novak Djokovic wud be if he chose the path of beer
the closest u'll get to being da GOAT is growing that chin hair another year
that huge nose must be why u havent been friends w/ the razor
so much CO2 coming out of deez nostrils has ur beard patchy like the ozone layer
i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy
this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi

Soon as we have a winner we start the next round of thr playoffs @evaD @UserName @Resin M-I-C @FGR @Bomb Bard @Destroyer @Zuchiefiasco

Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies..
How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes
Cool, I think this may miss the yanks tho
& u being rock n roll was only ever a dream
This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean
Nice
I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed
Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot
Nice. I swear you deleted your best bar from before but I can’t remember it. The hair emergency one?



Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate
Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate
Nice
That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true
Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes
Don’t like this one
What a look. Maybe he was born with it? Nah of course it’s just meth
Looking so wound up now if only the same was true with that bungee cord round ya neck
Cool but you coulda worded this way more efficiently so the bar isn’t so stretched



this is what Novak Djokovic wud be if he chose the path of beer
the closest u'll get to being da GOAT is growing that chin hair another year
Cool
that huge nose must be why u havent been friends w/ the razor
so much CO2 coming out of deez nostrils has ur beard patchy like the ozone layer
Lol
i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy
this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi
Nice


I’ve got Wanderer. All were hovering around the same level. Adverse opener probably lotb but his rest kinda dropped off with the wording. Hard to stand out over 6 lines but Wand was most consistent to me.

Vote - wanderer

Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies..
How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes
You're so lucky I googled this. Cool line but really obscure reference
& u being rock n roll was only ever a dream
This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean
the punch is there but the delivery is pretty statementy. Punchline itself reads like a setup
I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed
Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot
another punchline that reads like a setup




Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate
Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate
I get what you're going for with this one but the hand carved cane salesman angle isn't much of a roast for me. But I live under a rock. Still has enough humor to carry it
That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true
Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes
the dude love/mick Foley idea is cool but it lacks something in execution
What a look. Maybe he was born with it? Nah of course it’s just meth
Looking so wound up now if only the same was true with that bungee cord round ya neck
good idea but again it's in execution. The wording here in particular is so drawn out. If you're trying to avoid saying you'd wind it up around his neck after my little roast segment, don't worry about it. Wording triumphs




this is what Novak Djokovic wud be if he chose the path of beer
the closest u'll get to being da GOAT is growing that chin hair another year
the path of beer is awkward as hell. Considering it's just to end rhyme with year, could be worded better. GOAT/goat is old but wording here is okay
that huge nose must be why u havent been friends w/ the razor
so much CO2 coming out of deez nostrils has ur beard patchy like the ozone layer
concept is cool but I could do with better wording
i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy
this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi
you had such an easy rhyme with Miyagi - 'be dodgy' instead of 'been dodgy'. Punch is there but isn't wild. Put together the same way as your first setup


Thought Wanderer was the most consistent due to wording/execution but didn't do anything crazy. Adverse had the best concepts to me but didn't connect consistently. Also liked that he probably had the most pronounced style. Good tk get out of the same types of deliveries but wording suffered a bit. Mac didn't quite have it - his best worded bar was a predictable concept but his coolest bar didn't have wording

I got Wanderer by a hair with consistency

Selling cane was dope


I got adverse

Wanderer got this

Check

Going 40.

1st is Wanderer -

Tree hugger just die. Save our planet? That’s fucking lies..
How can u Envision no plastic with those ugly bags under ur eyes
& u being rock n roll was only ever a dream
This how the chilli peppers front man would look if he never got clean
I mean u got the melanin boss, yet ur skin still smelling unwashed
Cable across ur arm in preparation for ur next heroin shot

Honestly liked all 6, they weren't all heaters, but they were at or above average.

2nd was Adverse -

Got that cold dealer look! Not the guy you should instigate
Look like you been selling cane...hand-carved on the side of the interstate
That bandanna is a defining feature, but it’s hella homo n ugly it’s true
Can’t tell if you’re a Mick Foley character, or actually out here Lovin some Dudes

opener was funny, 2nd was almost a no but I gave it to you because it was comical

3rd was Mac -

i wouldn't blame our creator, his infancy must've been dodgy
this is how the karate kid would look @ 40 if he had never met Mr Miyagi

Kinda odd how it went 3, 2, 1 in reverse order like that. Miyagi line was cool, the rest just seemed very rushed and didn't come off as cleanly worded as the rest of the guys.

Cool stuff guys

V - Wand, then Adverse, then Mac

plastic bags
heroin shot

vs

foley

vs

GOAT is LOTB
miyagi


adverse good shit but u needed one more banger to contend.. GOAT LOTB.. wand has 2 and 3.. 6 lines its gonna be close.. butttt although ozone layer wasnt good Anthony Kiedis was a complete whiff for me.. didnt look anything like em

thought it was gonna be an ez wanderer dub.. that goat bar said waiittt a minute

v mac