UserName 3-3 vs TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO 3-3 - USER WINS
 

@UserName @TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO

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Listen Porky
You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair
So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen
He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets
His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning
That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning
Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern
I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard
Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders
When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta
So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal
Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel
It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote
Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke
But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best
Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck

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The fat joke wants fat jokes, huh?

Okay then…
Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British
While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish
Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese
It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease
What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel
There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils
Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast
I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts
But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float

Listen Porky
(Lol @ this when u see his pic)

You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair
Lol ok
So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen
He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets
Doesn’t rhyme too well for me but love the concept
His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning
That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning
lol Dope.. although my one critique would be the lazy rhyming again of ‘burning’ and ‘morning’
Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern
I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard
Not feeling as much bro
Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders
When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta
Lol nice
So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal
Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel
Dope lol
It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote
Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke
Hahahah yes it’s alright
But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best
Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck
Ehhh I guess

Vs

The fat joke wants fat jokes, huh?

Okay then…
Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British
While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish
This is cool lol & go fuck urself User
Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese
It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease
Not really feeling
What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
Lol cool
He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
Cool again
Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel
There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils
Lol ok
Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
Lmao.. not over focused on the pic part from being a fat generic, still got a laugh outta me
You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast
Fire lol
I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts
But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float
Funny again but light
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Top ill’s always funny.. so is User. User was more consistent though and had LOTB imo with hamstring. One of those one’s where you wondering why you didn’t think of it. Props. Another cool battle

Vote User

State Fair
Kitchen cabinet
John Travolta

Vs

Behind cheeks
Wendy's
Flare his nostrils
Hanstring



I almost quoted fire hazard..it was funny but didn't hit to hard... Verse started off strong then died out... I wish it would of kept going strong...if this was a 10line battle ur verse would of been hard to beat.... As for user his first two bars I wasn't feeling after that it picked up... I almost quoted the closer but it could have been harder

Overall user took this with more hits... But top iLL is getting better n better.. props guys


Vote user

You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair
So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen
He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets
His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning
That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning
Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders
When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta
It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote
Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke

vs.

What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast

Damn

Everything I quoted from User was fire
But Top had some fire too (unlike he did vs. me ...)
This is a NICE battle fr, and hard to call

I got Top on consistency

Could definitely go either way

Top Ill:
State fair
Toaster strudel
John travolta

User:
Opener
Macy's float
Bottomless bread sticks
Nostrils

Man this battle was jokes loved that it turned out to be battle of the fat jokes, User had more hits imo he was at his throat but Ill had good bars and good observations

V/User

You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair
okk

So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen
He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets
mildly funny

His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning
That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning
haha cool

Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern
I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard
wording might be off, not feeling the fire hazard in that pic

Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders
When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta
idk if its me cuz I did a grease bar a few weeks back but I'm not digging this

So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal
Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel
not feeling this

It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote
Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke
okk

But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best
Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck
okk

vs.

Okay then…
Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British
While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish
cool

Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese
It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease
ok kinda corny

What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post
We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those
haha nice

He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies
And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's
decente

Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel
There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils
okk

Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is
Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks
not feeling this

You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast
Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast
cool

I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts
But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float
not getting this

I'm going with username here, just wasnt feeling TOP iLL overall verse

Bottomless breadsticks was lol


User got it