AYE i fucked my homies babymama i'm a POS yo
 

hahaha fuck

man that was weird. she was like, 'you know what i really wanna try? i want you to put in my ass'

then i fucked her in the ass for a while. but i was drunk as fuck, and i started to feel bad cuz its my boys EX girl. and he loves her to death. would be on her in a sec if she'd have him back

she said she wanted to fuck me ever since she seen me. and she knows i "been around" (Alexa, play 2pac - I get Around)

anyway i couldnt cum i was too drunk. ngl she pretty fine tho. she was all dolled up and shit she knew what she was doin

if you're my "homeboy" "friend" then Ex girlfriends and sisters are off limits, but that's just my personal code of conduct, there are certain emotions i would like to stay away from, however i do consider those that do, slimeballs, and sleezy individuals, unable to contain, and easily manipulated, prone to snitching

Agreed. Was holding hands and cuddling with this girl 3 weeks ago or something sitting at a table outside this pub. (It's allowed to be 5 people per table in my city now) Then she drops the bomb that she has a boyfriend, is in a unlucky relationship and all that jazz after giving me compliments etc. Probably the cutest blonde I've ever had that kind of connection with too. I don't even know the dude she's with but told my friend that knows her that if she wants to have contact she has to figure out her shit and befriend me on Facebook or Snapchat or whatever after she has dealt with the relationship, not go flirting and be all cuddly n shit while in a relationship.

A friends ex is already off limits unless he straight up says he's cool with it, has moved on and has either been or is in a relationship. Even then it's kinda shady for me and there needs to be bonus reasons for that to go through and extra care for my friend to make doubly sure he's cool with it.

wtf immo