Shadow Boxing Battle #5
 

Battler 1


frauds get bodied wida shots ..
ii got beams thata lift Yukons up like a Denali at the shop
ya boo gonna see me grinnin from da gore ..
kutthroatt. ii show ya beyblades thata have uu spinnin on da floor
bodybagz in bulk dawg i do's dis ..
ii bring the murder, b .. N uu'll dissapear quicker den that news did
beat uu to an inch of life den raw dogg ur wife dude
call me valve .. ii tear into that pussy N leave her at half-life, too
ii came here to murder uu non probz
uu do yuh best work in da shadows .. alleyway blowjobs
ii bet this jerks the worst
&& uu never be the #1 battler even if yuh verse is 1st





Battler 2



Check 1, 2...
Welcome to tonight’s showing, a few jabs and some light gloating
I’m here to leave a Ring around your eye that’ll rival this sites voting
I deflate chests, a shook opponent’s what I create best
Step to me, you’ll get ejected and wind up on your deck like a VHS
Whole hood’s fucked your girl, for you it’s actually trauma...
When she says her Private Matters in the street, she ain’t talkin’ family drama
You soft as hell, and being patient is a costly tell
If you’re Biden your time, it’s because you’re hiding sexual assaults as well
Took his girl home, made sure her buns were stuffed
Then had his mother “spread ‘em old-fashioned style” like a BlunderBuss
You’re bugging if you think I’ve never fucked long on your couch
Your kids can play Floor Is Lava with the places I’ve cum on in your house

Yukons kinda
Bey blades
Alleyway blow jobs
Closer was horrible

Vs

Biden
Blunderbuss
Tapedeck



Battler 1 had a few good ones but the rest was weak. 2 had probably more highlights and no real misses plus everything was written way better

Vote - 2

frauds get bodied wida shots ..
ii got beams thata lift Yukons up like a Denali at the shop

ok

ya boo gonna see me grinnin from da gore ..
kutthroatt. ii show ya beyblades thata have uu spinnin on da floor

bar's ok, think it's been done before a couple times. not really feeling the overly try-hard street style but i get that you're trying to disguise yourself in some fashion

bodybagz in bulk dawg i do's dis ..
ii bring the murder, b .. N uu'll dissapear quicker den that news did

nah i wasnt really feeling this much

beat uu to an inch of life den raw dogg ur wife dude
call me valve .. ii tear into that pussy N leave her at half-life, too

i like the idea, execution is missing something though

ii came here to murder uu non probz
uu do yuh best work in da shadows .. alleyway blowjobs

this was kinda funny, i dig it

ii bet this jerks the worst
&& uu never be the #1 battler even if yuh verse is 1st

nah this was weak

the first half looked kinda like a barc verse to me, but the alleyway blowjobs bar was too much lol for barc, i think. idk



Welcome to tonight’s showing, a few jabs and some light gloating
I’m here to leave a Ring around your eye that’ll rival this sites voting

okay, could've extended this idea better

I deflate chests, a shook opponent’s what I create best
Step to me, you’ll get ejected and wind up on your deck like a VHS

i like this

Whole hood’s fucked your girl, for you it’s actually trauma...
When she says her Private Matters in the street, she ain’t talkin’ family drama

i like the general idea but I think this was gonna be a hard concept to pull off no matter how you worded it

You soft as hell, and being patient is a costly tell
If you’re Biden your time, it’s because you’re hiding sexual assaults as well

nah not really digging this, very sloppy and elementary wordplay

Took his girl home, made sure her buns were stuffed
Then had his mother “spread ‘em old-fashioned style” like a BlunderBuss

nah

You’re bugging if you think I’ve never fucked long on your couch
Your kids can play Floor Is Lava with the places I’ve cum on in your house

nah this was a really weak closer


battler 2 started out well but declined quickly in my opinion. VHS was bar of the battle, but battler 1 was more overall consistent

v/ battler 1

The first guy was smooth as fuck, pretty unconventional but his shit hit, that closer was one of the worst I've ever seen tbh but other than that he was nice

Second guy was nice too, much more polished....I just don't think he hit as hard, his opener was dope, after that everything was quite soft tbh.

Voting for the first guy.

frauds get bodied wida shots ..
ii got beams thata lift Yukons up like a Denali at the shop
nice
ya boo gonna see me grinnin from da gore ..
kutthroatt. ii show ya beyblades thata have uu spinnin on da floor
solid
bodybagz in bulk dawg i do's dis ..
ii bring the murder, b .. N uu'll dissapear quicker den that news did
light but ok
beat uu to an inch of life den raw dogg ur wife dude
call me valve .. ii tear into that pussy N leave her at half-life, too
again light, but funny
ii came here to murder uu non probz
uu do yuh best work in da shadows .. alleyway blowjobs
more goofy than anything
ii bet this jerks the worst
&& uu never be the #1 battler even if yuh verse is 1st
well your verse was first so fuck you




Battler 2



Check 1, 2...
Welcome to tonight’s showing, a few jabs and some light gloating
I’m here to leave a Ring around your eye that’ll rival this sites voting
this is kind of like a dated current event tbh. Just feels salty
I deflate chests, a shook opponent’s what I create best
Step to me, you’ll get ejected and wind up on your deck like a VHS
nice
Whole hood’s fucked your girl, for you it’s actually trauma...
When she says her Private Matters in the street, she ain’t talkin’ family drama
while it's grammatically correct both ways, you wouldn't actually hear conversational English say one of those two ways. Aside from making it awkward, it makes the punchline really predictable. Don't know if there was any saving this one for me.
You soft as hell, and being patient is a costly tell
If you’re Biden your time, it’s because you’re hiding sexual assaults as well
light but okay. Guess we haven't really seen 'Biden' flips since 2016
Took his girl home, made sure her buns were stuffed
Then had his mother “spread ‘em old-fashioned style” like a BlunderBuss
I fuck with the spread em/blunderbuss concept but I'm not crazy about the execution. Kinda like the private matters, old fashioned style just kind of exists to extend the wordplay but you wouldn't really talk about 'old fashioned style'... idk I'm like 10 years behind on slang
You’re bugging if you think I’ve never fucked long on your couch
Your kids can play Floor Is Lava with the places I’ve cum on in your house
goofy, but when the initial goof settles your punch is about jizzing in another man's home. You had to know this wasn't gonna be too impactful



I thought battler 1 was more consistent. There's definitely some preference at play for me, I rather a bar be understated than overcooked and I think 2 tried doing a little too much at times. Good showings from both though, writing without an opponent in mind isn't easy

V/1

Battler 1 had the first two bars that I thought were smooth n hit..
. Closer was cool to.
.. Battler two had his first two bars were worth quoting..
rest was iight..
. I just think the first dude hit lol harder

V first dude

ya boo gonna see me grinnin from da gore ..
kutthroatt. ii show ya beyblades thata have uu spinnin on da floor
bodybagz in bulk dawg i do's dis ..
ii bring the murder, b .. N uu'll dissapear quicker den that news did


Vs

Check 1, 2...
Welcome to tonight’s showing, a few jabs and some light gloating
I’m here to leave a Ring around your eye that’ll rival this sites voting
I deflate chests, a shook opponent’s what I create best
Step to me, you’ll get ejected and wind up on your deck like a VHS
Whole hood’s fucked your girl, for you it’s actually trauma...
When she says her Private Matters in the street, she ain’t talkin’ family drama
Took his girl home, made sure her buns were stuffed
Then had his mother “spread ‘em old-fashioned style” like a BlunderBuss


Ya I got battler two with better concepts and more quotables. Their misses were much better imo

Battler 2 got this.

Blunderbuss was flames

Good battle guys

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Battler 1


ya boo gonna see me grinnin from da gore ..
kutthroatt. ii show ya beyblades thata have uu spinnin on da floor
bodybagz in bulk dawg i do's dis ..
ii came here to murder uu non probz
uu do yuh best work in da shadows .. alleyway blowjobs





Battler 2



I deflate chests, a shook opponent’s what I create best
Step to me, you’ll get ejected and wind up on your deck like a VHS
Whole hood’s fucked your girl, for you it’s actually trauma...
You’re bugging if you think I’ve never fucked long on your couch
Your kids can play Floor Is Lava with the places I’ve cum on in your house

This was pretty close. I was digging the rudge 1 style of battler 1. The beyblades line was fire. like his style more with Short set ups and direct punches. I just wasn’t feelin the concepts as much. I thought battler 2 had some creative lines. The VHS was the line of the battle and ultimately decided it for me. Super close. could go either way.
Vote – Battler 2.

tied at 4-4


Both advance