IM RETIRING FROM TEXT BATTLING & WILL BE SWITCHING OVER TO THE TOPICAL REALM
 

Real talk, it’s time.


@sraL @Candy guide me



EDIT: I WILL STILL BE VOTING ON ALL BATTLES

Welcome to the wonderful world of manpoems

plz be real plz be real

you know you need more than 3 'stick' wordplays and a 'nina' line for a topical right?

@Adverse thanks bro it feels good to finally be on the right side of things

@Sharp I have it under control pipsquek

make us proud

sure
start with 6 lines
work with syllables of three/five and two for all of them as the beat
and then pick your story and write within the spaces by making the rhymes the connection to the stories progression

Cool when can I mercilessly clown you it's been a while.

I'm retirin' from dog cock & goin' back to pussies...just to let you know.

are you showing @Zaddy allow me the pleasure to be your last worthy opponent

This made my fucking ass cheeks give out from laughter

Then your growing up to be a faggot

Hell yeah im showing bro

Lmao gonnne

This comment was hurtful, but I am sure you only meant it to demean Zelph which is always a worthy pursuit.

Some really great stuff can be found in these 'topical' (whatever the fuck that means) verses, there are a lot of pretty talented writers.

Unfortunately we mainly get the fucking idiots these days, but if you dig deep, there's some shit there.

In conclusion, I agree, Zelph is a faggot.

I still fuck with your Rich Gannon bar. Sidearm.