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Contender Match: Hush 3-0 vs Username 2-1 - HUSH WINS
Netcees Pic League Min: 10 Lines Max: 16 Lines Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree Due Thursday, 7/23 at Midnight PST For everything else, check the Rules Thread @Hush @UserName |
I feel like you will want a new pic . I got you
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Yeah, what do you wanna use? The one of me hugging the turkey or what?
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Lemme see the other pic . I’ll do it tomorrow morning
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Hey man been at work, extension plz?
I shoulda done this verse before my two key style ones lmao |
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You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell |
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That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans” I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!” You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation |
You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain i like this punch but it doesn’t do it for me since I can’t really see how he looks like a cum stain Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries Dope You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face It’s ok Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes Creative, it’s alright Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that Not bad I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt I think this is kind of a reach bro been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell Not really feeling Vs That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back Not overly feeling this opener. It’s kinda funny if you can imagine them as condoms which I struggle to do You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans” Solid I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!” Cool You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one LMAO If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker Its ok This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry Nahh Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation The punch is amusing but this doesn’t really work for me since I can’t see any lobster shit? This is close. Both had 3 each I wasn’t overly keen on. when user hit, he hit harder imo. I thought Rice down the aisle was LOTB. Love the way both these dudes write but I gotta give this to User by a hair Vote - User |
I got Vic here. He was consistent and the neck shade and opener leaned me
I was honestly reading user’s verse like wtf happened here but his last three were bangers. I still don’t think he was as consistent with the hits as hush was. Ledger lotb for me tho But V/hush |
Hushs opener was mild..wasn't really direct toward the pic cuz he doesn't look like a cum stain...Greenland was nice.. hunchback was ok at best.. thought more could have been done.. it was creative but not executed to hit hard . Watch his mouth was okish.. again creative but didn't really hit.. cast shade was alright..didn't pack to much sting but a jab...bacon line didn't do it for me... Seems like ur running outta shit to diss..closer was lame... Users opener was ok at best...waiter line was fun y.. decent hit... Cuban was a jab... Walmart was good.. your last three bars shit the bed for me... Ledger..pantry.. lobster were all a hard miss for me....
I thought this battle was gonna be alot better then it was...kinda disappointing to be real... I read hushs verse and thought user is def gonna take this but then read user and he feel off hard AF in the second half of his verse.. overall I guess I gotta give this to hush for being more consistent with the jabs.. no hate fellas... I got pumped when I seen y'all two battling n this wasn't want I wanted to see V hush |
Hush
Last 6 were dope. Pantry line could have been FIRE if worded better. User Consistent throughout. Didn’t have an bangers but well above the whack line. Your pantry line was better as well. Good battle guys Vote user |
You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain funny, but light Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries Greenland made this bar for me. Solid You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face gone Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes the wording doesn't sit great with me Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that lmao nice I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt throwback. I get it and it's dope, but I expect people won't remember that ad been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell light but okay That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back more silly than anything You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans” funny, but light I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!” humor isn't doing it for me here You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one okay If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker Jesus this is dope This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry lol Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation lobster bar of the battle. Actually a good, funny bar tbh I have Hush with more consistentcy. Great read V/Hush |
You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain Lmao Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries Decent but bit of a force w/ Greenland You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face Nice Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes Ok Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that Concept been done a lot but it’s ok I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt This doesn’t hit w/ the pic for me? How are you seeing bacon in that collar? Lol been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell Decent closer That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back Kinda funny but a stretch w/ the pic like his bacon line You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans” Lol I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!” Not feelin this too much You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one Lol If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker Fire This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry Ok Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation Ear looks pretty normal to me but I like the funny current angle User had an absolute haymaker with the side part one. The rest had the comedy wording that always works but the concepts weren’t that great for me, like just saying you’re Mexican, you’re Peurto rican is kinda basic. Hush had quasimodo and gender fluid which were fire and bacon collar was a big miss for me but the rest was all good. Good showings from both and a fun read but I give it to hush for better overall verse. Vote - Hush |
found gender fluid funny
damn Viking hit like a brick.. banger quasimodo half swag.. it was ok i liked eat with his eyes, coulda been real fire tho shade was coo bacon missed nahhh at clam/pussy ref vs condoms was fiiiiiire refried was funny cuban b was hilarious lol damn solid international line, good twist at the end Ledger was ok pr was funny again red lobster was aight, lil light hush came correct but the last 4 lines hurt him.. that viking line was lotb contender, damn.. user was firing here & first 6 bars were heavy.. just came a lil more cosistant.. great battle gentlemen.. fun read v user |
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You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain cool Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries haha nice You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face cool funny, enjoying the flow so far Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes liight Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that decent I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt not feeling this been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell nicee vs. That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back lol I liked this You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans” not feeling this one I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!” haha cool. he actually looks pretty cuban You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one ahh it took me a while to get this.. decent If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker okish This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry I fucked with the hispanic line so I'm not following this ethnic change, but its an ok punch Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation decent awesome battle.. I really enjoyed Hush's flow, that verse was smooth, on the other hand Username was a pretty good read too but hush could've posted a better pic, there wasnt a lot of material to work with & you can't make out any facial traits beside the fact he looks indian-mexican-cuban and is built like the rock when he had hair. Hush got it here v/Hush |
You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain fluid attempt is cool but nah Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries lol, this was jokes and creative i like this You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face your hunch-back flip was cool here, but this is still very overdone.. seen tonnes of hunch/quasimodo lines and the one syllable multi takes away from the bar overall for me Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes i just dont like this conceptually Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that haha this was nice, good observationa nd cocnept I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt bacon isn;t green and circular this feels like a reach to me been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell okayish vs. That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back lol good swag here, pretty cool open You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans” lol funny I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!” cool scarface idea and tie in... great wording prob made this better then it is You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one LMAO jokes If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker fiiire, lotb This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry lol funny again Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation ehh i dont really see it, cool site reference but observationally it feels like a reach to me Hush had a couple cool hits but User was way more consistent .... UserName won |
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