Wanna by my gf a present..
 

think I found the shop

https://obvious-plant.myshopify.com/

Buy her a framed haiku

Get her the gift of not having you as a boyfriend anymore.

Kill her

these are all great suggestions.

You’re a fucking retard

That site is fire tho

Give me 16 hours

Give her the latest Corelone mixtape

Hard dick and bubble gum not an option these days?

Buy her a second grade english grammar and spelling book and you two can do it together.

I’m fuckin goneeeeee

Lmaooo

nigga I want to buy you a real gf how much that cost

although to be honest with you last shit I bought for my girl was an amazan firestick TV thing... and shes smart she was like.... you're saying you bought that shit for me but you really bought it or yourself....... TROOOF

give her some flowers and then some... like some weird personal shit... and if you don't know what the weird personal shit is you shouldn't be together

Nah mean.. my girl before the one I have now.. we got it on near some tiger lilly pants for the first time.. and I knew she liked some other shit so I got her a Pysch duck off pokemon when we were kids. If youre on here asking for advice... ya done.

try to be somewhat thoughtful and you're all good.