Zuch 1-1 vs TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO 1-1 - ZUCH WINS
 

@TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO
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@Zuchiefiasco
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Minimum

Cakewalk

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Light work


Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy
Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal
Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel”
It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure
That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together?
That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor
He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door
Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy
The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories

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Listen fsggot

You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro
You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose
Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens
Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense
You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears
You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears
What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot
No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot
You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me
Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene?

Light work

Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy
Nice here
Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal
Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel”
Funny but a tad underwhelming
It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure
That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together?
LOL dope
That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor
He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door
Lol ok
Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy
The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories
Dope closer

Vs

Listen fsggot

You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro
You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose
What is that set up? Overall funny though
Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens
Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense
Nah
You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears
You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears
Funny but nothing too clever
What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot
No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot
Dumb hot? Nah bro. But it’s true, resin did do him like that
You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me
Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene?
Not overly feeling man

Zuch took this with his last 6 lines being the bangers they were

Vote - Zuch

Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy
Decent but it’s a jab
Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal
Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel”
Lol nice
It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure
That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together?
Nice
That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor
He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door
Lol this works w/ the pic too
Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy
The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories
Nice



You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro
You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose
Could of angled this as more of a diss I think
Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens
Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense
Lol nice
You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears
You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears
Nice
What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot
No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot
Nice again
You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me
Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene?
Don’t get this and his Adam’s Apple is obscured in that pic so seems like a reach to me?

I got zuch here. More consistent after a tame opener. Dragster is funny but he had two misses that let him down for me. Good stuff from both

Vote - zuch

Opener was a little light on
Username the prequel was cool...
I thought hold it together was cool to
Cut off was okay..

Vs

First two bars I wasn't feeling.. came off kinda weak..
God sneezed was ok..but not to hard..came off a little mild
Last two bars were better... Still nothing that swung hard but u was jabbing

Vote..Zuch...he had a cool verse..nothing really stood out as a heavy hit but u had a few swings in there..wasn't bad at all... second dude had a jab or two but nothing that matched zuch

Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy
Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal
Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel”
Lmao, lotfb^
That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor
He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door
Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy
The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories

Vs.

You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears
You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears
What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot
No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot

Mvgt Zuch

Zuch:

Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy
Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal
Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel”

Top iLL:

You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro
You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose
Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens
Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense
You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears
You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears

Damn dawg. Gonna go with Top iLL here. Just had more i liked, even though he lost steam towards the end - he edged it by being funnier. Good battle, kinda wish it was longer.

v - Top iLL

user
calories

vs

resin
sneeze
carbonite

not a star wars fan but that carbonite line was fresh af.. hard to vote against zuch cuz his wording is effortless and clean.. that user line was roflzand.. but top got the creativity factor here.. resin cumshot was a banger

v top ill

@Destroyer @Mac @Bomb Bard @Blue Bayou @Neighbor could use votes

Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy
not liking this opener zuch, you have way more material to work with

Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal
Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel”
ok cool it makes sense hah

It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure
That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together?
lol ok

That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor
He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door
I like the concept but could have been executed better

Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy
The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories
yeah cool

vs.

You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro
You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose
ok nice catch, but it felt a bit wholesome at the end. could have been finalized harder

Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens
Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense
ok cool

You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears
You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears
hehe right

What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot
No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot
decent man

You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me
Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene?
yup I get this, wording is off

tough call.. i see Zuch kind of rushed his verse, he sounded kinda funnier but at the end I'm sided more with iLL's no hate

v/iLL

This was a dope and close battle
I have Zuch by one quotable which is basically his entire verse against top’s entire verse minus the Down syndrome bar which just didn’t hit for me
I could see this going either way though @Zuchiefiasco
As it is tho, Zuch got it by one quotable in my eyes

V/zuch