Fuuuuuck Blue Balls!
 

Go to a chick house. Do EVERYTHING i can to slide in some pussy. Im grindin on it from the back, the front... But she "really like me" so she wanna wait. I almost pulled them fuckin panties off a couple times anyway like "fuggit" but i aint a fuckin rapist. I hear "stop" with a certain tone she mean that shit. She wouldnt let me freak the pussy neither cuz she knew it was over. But she let me feel titties, ass, everything else. I couldnt even get no brain! Like ugggghhhh this bitch got me cold blooded. Im freakin that booty for like 7 straight hours. Cant smash no MATTER WHAT. Fffffuuuuuuccckkkkkk...

So i gets home right. I told her blue balls wasnt no fuckin joke. We did everything but penetration so my fucking balls been straight CHURNING for hours now. I get home.... This shit took me 20 minutes to unleash. That mother fuckin shit FLEW like 2-3 feet... Straight projectile nut. But that wasnt the worst part. It felt like i was pissin almost. This shit KEEEEEPT going. Like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK and that shit hurt too. I swear that was like 7 nuts all in one. Thats too fucking much. That nut like legit hurt. Almost felt like i busted a vessel.

Imma tell her. Like im a grown man, i aint playin that shit next time. Maybe that shit was funny in grade school. But you gotta respect me more than that to not do that shit to a mother fucker.

Worst part about the whole thing? She was able to cum just grinding. Like the fuuuuuuuck? You get a nut but I dont?

What the fuck bro smh


So much is wrong with this story

Can’t believe I just read this

LMAO

After the first hour why didn’t you just start jerking off right there? One hand on a breast, one hand on your Jake Gyllenhall. Tug it til she notices, and just nod yes aggressively. Let a little drool collect in the corners of your mouth, just for effect.

Works every time bro

Lmao@one Hand on your jake gyllenhall

Some one close this shit

Lmaoooo

This is fucking disgusting


Repulsive. And to think you almost gave a girl your rancid hobo nut


Yeah I’m out

this is the content i log onto NC for.

anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Are we 16? Man the fuck up and get them drawers nigga. Unlesse shes 16, jesus

The fact that you would sign on to a hip hop forum comfortably to inform a bunch of dudes about this is very disturbing.

This is where I also decide to be a follower, and chime in to say some shit about how I can’t believe I read something online

Can't relate.

I basically don't hang out with females unless I know we are going to have sex.

That's why I haven't seen my mother in years.

She's just not interested anymore.

Lol... Mother fuckers actin like a bitch didnt never give'em no blue balls before.

Yeah, i fucked a bunch of chicks on the first date. This one wanna make me wait. I aint mad at her... Im just saying how it fucking sucked.


Amen wife give him blue balls every night. Thats why he so mad at this thread.

You seem very defensive.

Yea, bro. Totally, smh...

Fucking loser.

I made the thread tho? How does that make sense.

You ain't SMELLED new pussy in 15 years. Loser? No

Muh fuckers wish they was still bachelor's.