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Cashius vs Zuch - ZUCH WINS
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22?
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Listen, Big Nose...
Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me” I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe “The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine |
”My prose is WOW, call me Colin Powell
Cause I put one in the chamber, give you a look that’s cold, then POW” - Rudge1 Real quick.. Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week How fast will I beat you? My word is bond I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on |
Vote - Zuch
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I think zuch was more consistent I think Cassius should work on wording and the way you write some of it just seems like it’s early 00’s baggy jeans and white t shirts
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Doooppe shit boys. Ok let’s get into it
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So It comes down to quotes and I’ve got the following Cash A Train Convenience Store Skeet in the air Pinnochio Zookeeping Holding keys Nosy Emboldened were the hottest Zuch Shaky Laqceur Corn Maize HOFer Ozark Rereading I also got feeling the colt buggy bar more Ok so I got plenty of quotes for each but I just felt when cash came he came harder and I’ve got him by a hair Vote Cashius |
Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me” Lol dope opener I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe “The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show Decent but a bit awkward I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door Ok but these long phrase type plays come off a bit weird and this doesn’t fully make sense I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours Lol nice but I think someone used this angle before in the tourney My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial decent I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots Nice Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio Nice again Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas Fire He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink Nice again Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy This is ok People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine Ok again Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky Lol nice We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it Decent Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn Lol nice My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy Lmao dope Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields Nice I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site Decent Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it Decent personal This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money Decent As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse Nice Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week Lol this is good, born in a barn bit of a weird phrase to use though How fast will I beat you? My word is bond I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on Lol nice finisher This is close, both were really good throughout. Gonna have to count highlights to decide Cash: tab, skeet, Pinocchio, zoo,holding keys 5 Zuch: shakey, grain, colt, amaze, horse lambs tail 6 Vote - zuch |
Cash -
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe “The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas Enjoyed the verse, flow was really nice and tightly worded in some areas, but then would get lost in the syllable count in others. Minor nitpick though, still a dope verse for the semi's, Zookeepin' line was a fresh name flip I hadn't seen before and I've seen people diss Zuch for almost two decades. Well done. Zuch - Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn (lol) My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week How fast will I beat you? My word is bond I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on The Amish might file a restraining order on Zuch. That was almost fire beginning to end to me. Couple random misses, but hilarious throughout with clever flips on the Amish angle. Really liked against the grain and two shakes of a lambs tail - the wording was crisssssp. Well done boys, but I think I'm leaning Zuch here just on the strength of consistency. Cash had one or two clear misses for me, and Zuch's missteps weren't nearly as bad. This was pretty clear cut. Hilarious battle though, and again, well done. V - Zuch |
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Cash had 5 or 6 ok/decent/good bars. Zuch had 5 ok/decent/good bars. With that being said, I’d say Cash w/ the edge here. |
[QUOTE=Cashius;779008]Listen, Big Nose...
Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me” I liked it. I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe “The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show Not feeling this one as much tbh I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door Nice idea here I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours LOL cool way to use both parties involved My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial Okay I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots Nah Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio Lol cool Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas Nah for me He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink Cool Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy Lol still loving these nose plays tbh People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine Nah Largely consistent with it, lots of cool lines with few misses really overall so solid in a sense but maybe lacked a big haymaker or two. |
[QUOTE=Zuchiefiasco;779011]”My prose is WOW, call me Colin Powell
Cause I put one in the chamber, give you a look that’s cold, then POW” - Rudge1 Real quick.. Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky Okay We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it Cool Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn Lol My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy Nice, not seen this done before Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields Good idea conceptually, could have been executed even better imho I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site Lol Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it Okay This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money I fuck with this As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse Fire Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week Okay How fast will I beat you? My word is bond I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on just okay to me Again solid verse overall, few real misses, that Ho line sealed the deal for me personally though Vote - Zuch |
not gonna get overly detailed here, this was a dope battle from both sides and its not like either of you really need much feedback for improvement
Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me” cool opener I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe “The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show dope bar overall, but I definitely feel like it's something that's hit or miss depending on the crowd I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door Nah I wasnt feeling this I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours Seen the idea done before and I felt like you couldve tried to make it fresher with a different angle on the idea My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial This is good I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots Cool Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio This is dope and funny Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas Fire He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink Dope Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy Eh this is okay People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine Nah, maybe Im missing something here but this felt like a really weak bar. Especially for a closer Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky Not the freshest concept but decent opener We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it Idea's cool but the execution here is off Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn funny, good My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy Dope Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields also funny, 3 amish bars back to back is od though I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site Make that 4 amish bars, and this is a weaker reiteration of your gunnar bar vs Munster. It's arguably recycling Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it ok This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money Fire As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse not entirely sure how i feel about this bar but its kinda funny Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week nah wasn't feeling How fast will I beat you? My word is bond I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on meh kinda funny but not super effective as a diss to me these are the main highlights for me: Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me” I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe “The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink vs Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money Both sides had some misses. I'd argue that cash had higher highs and lower lows whereas Zuch was more consistently jabbing throughout. The real dealbreaker in Zuch's verse for me is that almost half his verse was on the Amish angle, which is already kind of a played out and weak angle to me. I would've been cool with maybe 2 references. The colt 45 bar was fire, and maybe one of the others, but not 6 total. Cash had more diversity in his angles and one more haymaker than zuch imo. Regardless of the outcome, you both did this match/tourney justice. v/ Cash |
Good battle
Cashius had some bangers Opener, pinnochio was somehow dope af and corny af, bananas was a full time banger and nosy was dope. The misses were because they were corny or just good concepts with plain jane wording Good stuff from zucho also, ran with the amish angle and provided most of ur bangs Against the grain, buggy, a maize, jebediah and the two shakes of a lambs tail were all fire. Didnt care for the opener or farmers dating Good read fellas. 5 bangs to 4 bangs Vote-zuch |
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Fire battle Really close Cash is a killer Zuch has the creative angle and some heavy humor Barely can call iT I’m going wit the more memorable line with was horse V zuch |
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