Neighbor vs UserName {Neighbor wins}
 

Due Saturday, usual 12pst/3a est

Minimum 16, max 24

@Neighbor @UserName

20, bitch

Don’t think cuz we’re crew I’ma take it easy on you

Hope you both lose

You’re gonna feel the fucking heat of a thousand suns.

Neigh will flip this.

@Neighbor @UserName

Due tonight

Extendo

Denied.

Full/
Bull/
Seagull/
Sméagol/
Regal/
Beagle/

I win. Advance me now.

*SCENE*

UserName is sitting on his living room sectional, when he decides to get up & refill his favorite 24k gold goblet w/ a tasty beverage... as he opens the fridge, he hears a rustling in the bushes outside his lavish suburban colonial...

User: "Neigh, is that you again?! I've already filed an injunction w/ the local sheriff's department..."

*SILENCE*

User: "N-N-Neigh... if you're caught trespassing here again, they're going to put you away. I need to live my life. You can't keep doing this!"

*SOUNDS OF CRICKETS CHIRPING*


It's amazing how quiet ya 'hood is when you're in ya kitchen just vibin & cookin
But I can still hear the sound of the Police... "Every Breath You Take" while I hide in your bushes
You're a LARGE man.. ironic, that bod got my heart truly engorged
Idc if they call you "Salami Nipples" — I wanna turn your chest to a charcuterie board
Heard you got the craziest dick; veiny & thick, even the shape of it's SICK
& if they're sayin it's snipped.. it's cuz it won't fit in the frame when you're takin a pic
Leavin me love notes before this hunk wakes up to shower
Said, "you can call me your boo, K?".. had to save you in my phone as 1-800-FLOWERS
You're SEXUAL.. pullin pussy right off Snap
Girls see your shirt covered in Cheeto dust & slide in ya DM's: "Looking like a snack <3"
Ppl smashin windows.. Corona's killin.. police are spazzin
& I'm not gay, but these are trying times — so let's just experiment & see what happens ;)
That hair's got me powerless; weak — picture me proposin & how it could be
They say "Orange is The New Black".. perfect, I'm tryna cuff you while I’m down on one knee
Women say ya stroke game's EXTRA mean; supernatural
His hips doin numbers on these pussies.. when it comes to being a sex machine, User's manual
You're a head-turning homewrecker; that dastardly dick been ending marriages QUICK
A real neck-breaker, plus you're Rude to the ring — no Ravishing Rick
I saw our names next to each other on the card & thought, "matrimony"
This battle's a wake-up call.. w/ a ringtone of your voice softly whispering, "Zack... it's Tony"

Heard you got the craziest dick; veiny & thick, even the shape of it's SICK
& if they're sayin it's snipped.. it's cuz it won't fit in the frame when you're takin a pic

That hair's got me powerless; weak — picture me proposin & how it could be
They say "Orange is The New Black".. perfect, I'm tryna cuff you while I’m down on one knee


He can’t recover from this.

Ppl smashin windows.. Corona's killin.. police are spazzin
& I'm not gay, but these are trying times — so let's just experiment & see what happens ;)


Hahahaahaha

Lol'ed