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Neighbor vs UserName {Neighbor wins}
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20, bitch
Don’t think cuz we’re crew I’ma take it easy on you |
Hope you both lose
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Extendo
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Denied.
Full/ Bull/ Seagull/ Sméagol/ Regal/ Beagle/ I win. Advance me now. |
*SCENE*
UserName is sitting on his living room sectional, when he decides to get up & refill his favorite 24k gold goblet w/ a tasty beverage... as he opens the fridge, he hears a rustling in the bushes outside his lavish suburban colonial... User: "Neigh, is that you again?! I've already filed an injunction w/ the local sheriff's department..." *SILENCE* User: "N-N-Neigh... if you're caught trespassing here again, they're going to put you away. I need to live my life. You can't keep doing this!" *SOUNDS OF CRICKETS CHIRPING* It's amazing how quiet ya 'hood is when you're in ya kitchen just vibin & cookin But I can still hear the sound of the Police... "Every Breath You Take" while I hide in your bushes You're a LARGE man.. ironic, that bod got my heart truly engorged Idc if they call you "Salami Nipples" — I wanna turn your chest to a charcuterie board Heard you got the craziest dick; veiny & thick, even the shape of it's SICK & if they're sayin it's snipped.. it's cuz it won't fit in the frame when you're takin a pic Leavin me love notes before this hunk wakes up to shower Said, "you can call me your boo, K?".. had to save you in my phone as 1-800-FLOWERS You're SEXUAL.. pullin pussy right off Snap Girls see your shirt covered in Cheeto dust & slide in ya DM's: "Looking like a snack <3" Ppl smashin windows.. Corona's killin.. police are spazzin & I'm not gay, but these are trying times — so let's just experiment & see what happens ;) That hair's got me powerless; weak — picture me proposin & how it could be They say "Orange is The New Black".. perfect, I'm tryna cuff you while I’m down on one knee Women say ya stroke game's EXTRA mean; supernatural His hips doin numbers on these pussies.. when it comes to being a sex machine, User's manual You're a head-turning homewrecker; that dastardly dick been ending marriages QUICK A real neck-breaker, plus you're Rude to the ring — no Ravishing Rick I saw our names next to each other on the card & thought, "matrimony" This battle's a wake-up call.. w/ a ringtone of your voice softly whispering, "Zack... it's Tony" |
Heard you got the craziest dick; veiny & thick, even the shape of it's SICK
& if they're sayin it's snipped.. it's cuz it won't fit in the frame when you're takin a pic That hair's got me powerless; weak — picture me proposin & how it could be They say "Orange is The New Black".. perfect, I'm tryna cuff you while I’m down on one knee He can’t recover from this. |
Ppl smashin windows.. Corona's killin.. police are spazzin
& I'm not gay, but these are trying times — so let's just experiment & see what happens ;) Hahahaahaha |
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