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ORC vs. Zuchie {Zuchie wins}

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Round Two

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FIGHT!

DUE: Friday, the 12th of June @ 11:59 PM PST aka 3 am on the beast coast

14-20 lines, NO MORE AND NO LESS
The rest you already know, I won't accept tom foolery and fuckery

@Orc
@Zuchiefiasco

I’m gonna pass hombre

Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air

To the alcoholic soccer playing Irishman..

My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding

Okay its ridiculous this is a 14 line battle with 400 views and not a single vote yet...

Great read guys

Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
lol, funny jab.
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
Nice. i havent seen Retainer done conceptually so i thought this was cool
Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
Ehh. i actually kinda like that you went the swag/complimentary route with the punch tbh, this one just seems a bit too basic and obvious imo
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
haha, dope. great delivery this was an great discord punch
+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
ehh nah. I appreciate the attempt at another discord punch but you on his roof just seems a bit silly , and as a pretty indirect gun bar its not very hard hitting for me
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
LOL, funny personal. this was cool
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
Cool wp & crew concept.. solid hit

vs.

My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
dope. love the current event concept, kinda surprised it hasnt been done
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
LMAO, great misdirection bar. prob LOTB for me
12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
the Butler thing is kindve old and overdone on Orc, but the knockoff style concept was solid enough... ok jab
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
LOL good use of your profession here on the personal. irish concepts can be tough, this hits
You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
lol dece jab.. i feel kike maybe Allen Knight did a keeper/goalie idea before? A tad corny imo but personal attempt noted
He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
lol, cool concept again on the irish drunk angle
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
dope, havent seen welfare check done as a misdirection like this. nice attack line

I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air

vs.

My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding

Great battle guys, funny read with some dope concepts all around. I read this twice and it's pretty close for me. All things considered, i think 2020 and Blew me for Two Quarters are prob my two favorite bars of the battle, and i give the slight edge to Zuch on the 'no quotable' bars so i have him taking this.
I don't think this is a matter of Orc sleeping on Zuch or taking him lightly, he had a real nice verse, i think this is a matter of Zuch just really stepping up and dropping a dope 14. Props to both

Vote - Zuch

This is really tough to call. Both guys came solid (and I think deserved to be paired up later on in the tourney). We’ll see what other people drop, but I have a feeling I’ll like these verses more than the majority of others, including some that may win. Either way, it was extremely close. Both had several punches I thought were well done and witty... and the concise straight forward wording is refreshing to see. Ultimately, I think Zuch pulled it out slightly, but it was almost too close to call. Good stuff.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc (Post 775973)

Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
....ok so. Haven’t seen this dudes pic . But even if I did this is a jab . In a pic battle is ok this bar but not seeing the pic I’m just kinda like ok cool dude got a a big nose
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
....was this supposed to be a pic battle or sumn ? I’m confused . I like this one alot tho . Except the setup . Don’t get what Ajax got to do wit it . I’m behind on a lot of stuff tho . So my bad
Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
...hell fucking no bro . Unless again I’m missing the pic . But even so . Cmon man
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
....ok where are these pics lol I wana see
+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
....why r u doing this to me
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
....nah man cmon . Wtf this is massive cliche . I’m guessing he’s standing behind the bar in his pic isn’t he
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
... ok so I consider myself ur friend and fan. I like you a lot and ur like my fav txcee top 5 at least . But this wasn’t good bro . U rushed this verse and u battled pics we can’t see

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuchiefiasco (Post 775977)

To the alcoholic soccer playing Irishman..

My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
...that’s fire
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
....dad joke bar but can’t lie I giggled
12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
....fire
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
....that’s dope and kinda nullified a lot of what he just said . We all know this isn’t feeding or whatever but damn what a powerful coincidence . Again I’m sure u knew he would use the bartender angle due to whatever pic so yea
You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
....kinda cool never saw this before
He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
....eh dad joke ish again but I’ll be damned if u don’t make it work
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
....cool

Can’t lie second guy is really good never heard of him before but he went in and had a cool old school style

A Normal orc verse would of made this a classic battle

I dunno what pics orc was battling so a lot of those punches flew past mE

The ones I caught weren’t up to par honestly

V zuchini

Man this was a good read, good stuff guys

Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
Lol
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
decent personals
Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
Nice misdirection
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
Don’t get the personal about Allen Knight here
+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
Ditto
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
Basic but funny
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
Nice finish
My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
Nice
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
Kinda cheesy but ok
12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
lol fire
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
Lol this is elevated by it working like a rebuttal
You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
decent
He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
Lol
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
Nice finish

Pretty solid start to finish from both. Both had comedy. I guess you guys just traded some info rather than did pics in the end? Zuch maybe leant on the Irish angle a bit too much and orc had a couple in the middle I didn’t get the reference to.

Tough to call but I’ll give it to Zuch for consistency. Good from both though.

Vote - zuch

Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
Lol, alright 3/5
I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
This was okay I like the idea better than the execution tho 2.5/5
Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
Comedic but light 1.5/5
Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
I liked this 3/5
+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
Okay but felt light 1.5/5
I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
Simple but I liked 2/5
User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
All tied in quite well 2.5/5

16/35

Vs

My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
Good start 3/5
Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
Nice play 2.5/5
12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
Get it but simple/light 1.5/5
Yeah I slang drinks, you should be run-in in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
This was a good personal tie in 3.5/5
You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
Meh not a fan, grew up on soccer plays. Personal but keeper plays meh 1.5/5
He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
This was good could of been put together better through set up 2.5/5
unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
Okay idea lack of rhyme hurt it though 1.5/5

16/35

I got it as a Tie. I think being in the discord a lot meant Orcs angles resonated more than they will with other who aren’t. I thought it was a good little scrap. Both pretty comedic, clean reading verses. Hard to split really and I don’t have a clear winner at all. At a push I’d prob lean to zuch as his ideas had a little more too them. V/Zuch

Orc:

Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose
^ haha i liked this solid opener

I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud
Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out
^ felt like this could have hit a little harder but it was okay

Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender
If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender.
^ was kinda a fan of this at the same time wanted to see a little more viciousness from a sweet 16 battle

Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight...
Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights
^ never seen his legs but like the concept

+ I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick!
On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic
^ over my head since I'm not on discord a lot

I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play
If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today”
^ i liked this one

User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair
We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air
^ this was solid imo

Zuch:
My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers
But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another
^ decent here

Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way
blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game
^ hahaha liked this one

12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick
You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish
^ alright

Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear
Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years
^ lol dope but kinda a flip?

You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either
Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper
^ lol good Soccer punch

He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention
Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent
^ hahaha

unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money
After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding
^ decent closer

Although neither verse blew me away i think Orc had a few misses and just discord punches that won't be relevant to everyone. Zuch wasn't amazing by any means but he was consistent throughout and had some solid comedy

V/Zuch