Ryno vs. Zuch {Zuch wins}
 

@Ryno
@Zuch

Hey bud. I’ll go whatever, and I’m ready to drop when you are.

Good luck!

Down for a Sinacog type battle? Best Sinacog verse wins?

I would love to, however until Sinacog goes to Thugs Mansion I don’t think it would be fair to attempt to recreate him in the flesh.

Ryno AKA Bash, lives down the street from me


Empty the clip on your crew, no protest when this weapon is tagged
But I WILL have forensics diggin #blacklivesmatter, into evidence bags
The rankings are just a study, stop it please
Seth said you don’t pay attention to your seed anyway, and 4 out of 5 moms agree
Hit your porch and let the pelican fly
I don’t party, but I’ll slide the door open on this bash like American Pie
Your kids hate you, how did you not know that initially?
Fuck door dash, CPS has done your last three ‘no-contact’ deliveries
This contest is a rape and the crowd is pleased to prove it
First vote is gonna say “I’m with Zuch” the rest will be a Me Too Movement
It’s blistering when your girl’s pussy is kissing me
Got bush in both of my ears but I’m not listening to Glycerine
Nobody wants to read your words, say it simple
That manifesto couldn’t move a crowd with an automatic from a Vegas window
You live down the street but don’t call us bros
We could take this to the playground, but you aren’t allowed within 100 yards of those

I only did 12 lol

Tussle w/ Ry? Nah kid, catch a palm to the head
This Smack Exchange’ll make u book like u spotted the feds
To most ur pure comedy. Stop it b, those homo bars r all light hoe
Lines got enough ‘Dick jokes’ to reboot the Van Dyke show
U don’t dictate shit on NC. Boy please. Ya talkin is borin me
Every pundit awful - none of ya punches come off w/ Authority
Zuch ur child’s play &’ll die today. U ain’t fluent w/ bangers
Bro u stand behind those reaches more than children w/ strangers
Born rebel? This shit next level. Buddy wouldn’t stop me
Try joining my tyranny might get his face bloody like Gaddafi
We’re both from Michigan but ur chances to survive is slim
It’s hard to believe ur from the Motor City when u lack the drive to win
We deserve good writers. U should retire before I crack ur shit
This show of Hands is gonna prove that ur just another fragile bitch
He cant handle heat. Capeesh? He’s light & actin hard
Zuch O? Psh, ill handle it w/ a breeze just like the Avatar

aaaaaand we're offffff

Good shit on getting this up early guys


Empty the clip on your crew, no protest when this weapon is tagged
But I WILL have forensics diggin #blacklivesmatter, into evidence bags
fire...nice current event punch that was worded well
The rankings are just a study, stop it please
Seth said you don’t pay attention to your seed anyway, and 4 out of 5 moms agree
i figured this would be mehh cuz of a seed/tourney reference, but this was actually pretty jokes...especially considering i think ryno has like 3 or 4 kids or soemthing...funny
Hit your porch and let the pelican fly
I don’t party, but I’ll slide the door open on this bash like American Pie
cool nameplay and gun bar for a bash concept.. wording i feel couldve been a bit better
Your kids hate you, how did you not know that initially?
Fuck door dash, CPS has done your last three ‘no-contact’ deliveries
nice...surprised i haven't seen a 'no contact' concept yet...this was good
This contest is a rape and the crowd is pleased to prove it
First vote is gonna say “I’m with Zuch” the rest will be a Me Too Movement
lmao, wording prob carried this but i thought this was jokes
It’s blistering when your girl’s pussy is kissing me
Got bush in both of my ears but I’m not listening to Glycerine
lmao, i dunno this one seems kinda corny, and quite the visual, still chuckle worth tho
Nobody wants to read your words, say it simple
That manifesto couldn’t move a crowd with an automatic from a Vegas window
dope. manifesto thru me off at first but it works...cool meta
You live down the street but don’t call us bros
We could take this to the playground, but you aren’t allowed within 100 yards of those
mehh... i can appreciate the personal attempt if you guys really are that close...there's just not anything threatening about taking a fight to a playground if you know what i mean

vs

Tussle w/ Ry? Nah kid, catch a palm to the head
This Smack Exchange’ll make u book like u spotted the feds
decent open..wording is really good, pretty old concept tho
To most ur pure comedy. Stop it b, those homo bars r all light hoe
Lines got enough ‘Dick jokes’ to reboot the Van Dyke show
decent dick/dyke wordplay and diss on his style... jab
U don’t dictate shit on NC. Boy please. Ya talkin is borin me
Every pundit awful - none of ya punches come off w/ Authority
every pun did awful? sorry if i'm missing something here...even in slang it seems a bit to doesnt really work to me if i'm processing this correctly
Zuch ur child’s play &’ll die today. U ain’t fluent w/ bangers
Bro u stand behind those reaches more than children w/ strangers
hmmm...i dunno i can see a kid staying away from a reaching stranger, standing behind just seems a bit off to me conceptually...not really digging this
Born rebel? This shit next level. Buddy wouldn’t stop me
Try joining my tyranny might get his face bloody like Gaddafi
dope...good crisp concise wordplay that is fresh / i havent seen before
We’re both from Michigan but ur chances to survive is slim
It’s hard to believe ur from the Motor City when u lack the drive to win
this is okay/decent...appreciate the personal attempt but just seems a little basic imo
We deserve good writers. U should retire before I crack ur shit
This show of Hands is gonna prove that ur just another fragile bitch
lol good site reference punch....this was solid
He cant handle heat. Capeesh? He’s light & actin hard
Zuch O? Psh, ill handle it w/ a breeze just like the Avatar
sorry Ry, this one is lost on me...i tried googling the reference but nothing



Cool battle guys.... Zuch i think this is only like the 3rd verse i've seen from you.... Opener was probably bar of the battle, and you had a lot of cool funny concepts...A few misses and so so concepts but pretty consistent overall... Ryno your wording was pretty good here but i've seen you come a lot more, i dunno, creative in the past...Tyranny was dope and the hands/barc bar was nice but the rest seemed to be pretty avg albeit worded well...I didnt grasp the closer but i dont think it would matter all things considered, Zuch had the more enjoyable concepts imo and was more consistent so he takes this one for me... Props to both for kicking things off

Vote - Zuchiefiasco

Empty the clip on your crew, no protest when this weapon is tagged
But I WILL have forensics diggin #blacklivesmatter, into evidence bags

nah

The rankings are just a study, stop it please
Seth said you don’t pay attention to your seed anyway, and 4 out of 5 moms agree

nice haha but he is a great dad

Hit your porch and let the pelican fly
I don’t party, but I’ll slide the door open on this bash like American Pie

dope

Your kids hate you, how did you not know that initially?
Fuck door dash, CPS has done your last three ‘no-contact’ deliveries

lol nice

This contest is a rape and the crowd is pleased to prove it
First vote is gonna say “I’m with Zuch” the rest will be a Me Too Movement

eh ok

It’s blistering when your girl’s pussy is kissing me
Got bush in both of my ears but I’m not listening to Glycerine

odd visual, it wrapped around your head? you didn't mention the pussys width in the set up so its a no for me

Nobody wants to read your words, say it simple
That manifesto couldn’t move a crowd with an automatic from a Vegas window

ok

You live down the street but don’t call us bros
We could take this to the playground, but you aren’t allowed within 100 yards of those

eh

8.5/10

vs

Tussle w/ Ry? Nah kid, catch a palm to the head
This Smack Exchange’ll make u book like u spotted the feds

ok

To most ur pure comedy. Stop it b, those homo bars r all light hoe
Lines got enough ‘Dick jokes’ to reboot the Van Dyke show

ok

U don’t dictate shit on NC. Boy please. Ya talkin is borin me
Every pundit awful - none of ya punches come off w/ Authority

cool

Zuch ur child’s play &’ll die today. U ain’t fluent w/ bangers
Bro u stand behind those reaches more than children w/ strangers

lol

Born rebel? This shit next level. Buddy wouldn’t stop me
Try joining my tyranny might get his face bloody like Gaddafi

dope

We’re both from Michigan but ur chances to survive is slim
It’s hard to believe ur from the Motor City when u lack the drive to win

ight ight

We deserve good writers. U should retire before I crack ur shit
This show of Hands is gonna prove that ur just another fragile bitch

ehh ok nc current event

He cant handle heat. Capeesh? He’s light & actin hard
Zuch O? Psh, ill handle it w/ a breeze just like the Avatar

eh, cant google that ref enough to know if it works/is forced

8.5/10

damn this is tough

zuch had some more wit but ry was more consistently just jabbing with a nice hit in there

gotta come back to this I think for my final decision

The rankings are just a study, stop it please
Seth said you don’t pay attention to your seed anyway, and 4 out of 5 moms agree
Your kids hate you, how did you not know that initially?
Fuck door dash, CPS has done your last three ‘no-contact’ deliveries
This contest is a rape and the crowd is pleased to prove it
First vote is gonna say “I’m with Zuch” the rest will be a Me Too Movement
Nobody wants to read your words, say it simple
That manifesto couldn’t move a crowd with an automatic from a Vegas window

^^ not quoting this, but I got the reference. This is like one of the only massive, recent shootings not to involve a manifesto. The shooter didn't care enough to APA cite his AK

vs.

Zuch ur child’s play &’ll die today. U ain’t fluent w/ bangers
Bro u stand behind those reaches more than children w/ strangers
We’re both from Michigan but ur chances to survive is slim
It’s hard to believe ur from the Motor City when u lack the drive to win
Born rebel? This shit next level. Buddy wouldn’t stop me
Try joining my tyranny might get his face bloody like Gaddafi

^^ not quoting this bar. tyranny don't equal tier-and-he. that's forced wp and I have no clue why niggas quoting this bar.

v - Zuchie. I got zuchie with one more quotable, but it was a close battle, due to the particular wording in each verse. Both people had a lot of particular items that helped bars pop off in contrast to the ones that didn't land as much. I thought no contact deliveries was the LOTB, but it's a toss up between that and the study bar for me. Both came with dope stuff, zuchie was just fresher.

On a side note:


You motherfuckers killing me with this shit. I'mma have to be George DLBush and launch a War on Wordplay to stop this shit if ya'll continue.

This was really close, and an entertaining battle. You guys each have a style that I can dig (concise and to the point), although each had several ehh punches/concepts that could have been done better. But, there were also enough funny jabs to make it a good read.

I know I’ve been really harsh on the forced wordplay style that seems to have become popular these days (perhaps overly so), but Ryno’s tyranny line was ok, as far as those kind of lines go. I didn’t like the pundit line at all, because I couldn’t tie in the punch to the word flip. Unless I’m mistaken, the closer was a Last Airbender reference, and was ok... except Zuch O isn’t pronounced “Zuko.”

Zuch’s no contact and me too lines were cool, and to the point. A couple of the others, I wasn’t feeling as much... but, all in all, it was a solid little verse.

Overall, I think Zuch edged it. His verse was slightly wittier, although both verses were pretty cool (and it was really close). Zuch wins.

Oh shit you both got it in early, props...


Zuch: This was fire, back to the Zuch I know. Everything felt fresh and your wording was on point. Cool opener. 4 outta 5 moms was lulz. Slide open on Bash was funny/new to me. No contact was a nice current flip. Me too was okay, Glycerine was fun, manifesto was good, closer was cool.

Ryno: Open was okay, Van Dyke was funny, I wasn’t so sure on pundit awful at first but liked it better on second read. Lol @ children and strangers. Tyranny/tier and he was good, don’t think I’ve seen that before. Motor City was okay, just felt it needed something harder to really insult him with it. Lol @ show of Hands. I took the avatar line to be about his golf swing posturing, could be off with that but it works. It was okay, again could have been worded more harshly for more zing IMHO. This one was a close one, pretty tied up, but I have Zuch edging it with better concepts and execution this time out - there were just more lines of his I found I enjoyed over those from Ryno, I really liked Tyranny though as I haven’t seen that done before surprisingly. Good battle, gentleman!

Empty the clip on your crew, no protest when this weapon is tagged
But I WILL have forensics diggin #blacklivesmatter, into evidence bags

decent opener

The rankings are just a study, stop it please
Seth said you don’t pay attention to your seed anyway, and 4 out of 5 moms agree

solid

Hit your porch and let the pelican fly
I don’t party, but I’ll slide the door open on this bash like American Pie

Nah not really feeling this

Your kids hate you, how did you not know that initially?
Fuck door dash, CPS has done your last three ‘no-contact’ deliveries

I think the execution could've been done slightly better but the idea is dope

This contest is a rape and the crowd is pleased to prove it
First vote is gonna say “I’m with Zuch” the rest will be a Me Too Movement

solid

It’s blistering when your girl’s pussy is kissing me
Got bush in both of my ears but I’m not listening to Glycerine

good idea but i think the execution is a miss

Nobody wants to read your words, say it simple
That manifesto couldn’t move a crowd with an automatic from a Vegas window

cool

You live down the street but don’t call us bros
We could take this to the playground, but you aren’t allowed within 100 yards of those

nah not really digging this, lacks the wit that a lot of your other bars had




Tussle w/ Ry? Nah kid, catch a palm to the head
This Smack Exchange’ll make u book like u spotted the feds

ok opener

To most ur pure comedy. Stop it b, those homo bars r all light hoe
Lines got enough ‘Dick jokes’ to reboot the Van Dyke show

nah. this is a relevant personal to your opponent but I feel like it kinda brought your verse down to the point of using a dick bar

U don’t dictate shit on NC. Boy please. Ya talkin is borin me
Every pundit awful - none of ya punches come off w/ Authority

Im guessing this is "pun did" which is phonetically a miss for me. otherwise this wouldve been cool

Zuch ur child’s play &’ll die today. U ain’t fluent w/ bangers
Bro u stand behind those reaches more than children w/ strangers

i like the idea here, the execution feels like it's missing something though

Born rebel? This shit next level. Buddy wouldn’t stop me
Try joining my tyranny might get his face bloody like Gaddafi

this is cool, no issues with the wp

We’re both from Michigan but ur chances to survive is slim
It’s hard to believe ur from the Motor City when u lack the drive to win

ehhh the drive/driving concept is fairly dated and I do appreciate that this is a personal against him, but I feel like this still needs one or more elements added onto it so it doesn't feel like it's stale

We deserve good writers. U should retire before I crack ur shit
This show of Hands is gonna prove that ur just another fragile bitch

cool

He cant handle heat. Capeesh? He’s light & actin hard
Zuch O? Psh, ill handle it w/ a breeze just like the Avatar

ok closer




this was a solid battle from both sides. I've got no contact and tyranny as ties for lotb but I think ultimately zuchie was more consistent throughout with fresher concepts and had less misses.


v/ zuch

Empty the clip on your crew, no protest when this weapon is tagged
But I WILL have forensics diggin #blacklivesmatter, into evidence bags
Nice
The rankings are just a study, stop it please
Seth said you don’t pay attention to your seed anyway, and 4 out of 5 moms agree
Lol like this
Hit your porch and let the pelican fly
I don’t party, but I’ll slide the door open on this bash like American Pie
Nice again
Your kids hate you, how did you not know that initially?
Fuck door dash, CPS has done your last three ‘no-contact’ deliveries
nice again wording has been great
This contest is a rape and the crowd is pleased to prove it
First vote is gonna say “I’m with Zuch” the rest will be a Me Too Movement
Lol
It’s blistering when your girl’s pussy is kissing me
Got bush in both of my ears but I’m not listening to Glycerine
Kinda hate this but also it’s kinda funny
Nobody wants to read your words, say it simple
That manifesto couldn’t move a crowd with an automatic from a Vegas window
Took me a minute to get this
You live down the street but don’t call us bros
We could take this to the playground, but you aren’t allowed within 100 yards of those
Bit of a weak finish considering how strong you started


Tussle w/ Ry? Nah kid, catch a palm to the head
This Smack Exchange’ll make u book like u spotted the feds
Nice opener
To most ur pure comedy. Stop it b, those homo bars r all light hoe
Lines got enough ‘Dick jokes’ to reboot the Van Dyke show
Not sure about this
U don’t dictate shit on NC. Boy please. Ya talkin is borin me
Every pundit awful - none of ya punches come off w/ Authority
Pundit/authority is a bit of a reach I think. Decent though
Zuch ur child’s play &’ll die today. U ain’t fluent w/ bangers
Bro u stand behind those reaches more than children w/ strangers
Not really sure this works?
Born rebel? This shit next level. Buddy wouldn’t stop me
Try joining my tyranny might get his face bloody like Gaddafi
Nice wp and worded well
We’re both from Michigan but ur chances to survive is slim
It’s hard to believe ur from the Motor City when u lack the drive to win
Connects but it’s just a jab
We deserve good writers. U should retire before I crack ur shit
This show of Hands is gonna prove that ur just another fragile bitch
I think I get it but it’s a bit light again.
He cant handle heat. Capeesh? He’s light & actin hard
Zuch O? Psh, ill handle it w/ a breeze just like the Avatar


Vote - Zuch

He had a better more polished style overall. Both had some good ideas and funny disses but I think Zuch was just better. Good from both though.

Rynos motor city drive to win was good stuff. The rest wasnt bad but didnt hit hard either

Zuch.. Blck lives, no contact, american pie and Bush lines were all bangers. No real drop offs either. Quality verse

was feelin motor city, tyranny was cool, smack exchange was a fresh twist.. from last yr ryno was one of my fav reads.. this verse was up and down.. dyke show, strangers.. felt u just threw those together quick

zuch looks like he finding his stride.. started off nice, cooled off lil bit at the end but was a bit more consistant.. me too was heat, no contact, 4 moms.. all solid.. ryno had more low points here..

v zuch

Zuch wins